Camp Settle This Like Men NOT accepting campers!

[uncle sticky]

Just, no. We're not an open enrollment camp. We're a bunch of rubes, wary of strangers, not looking for new camp mates. Hell, we can barely stand most of the ones we got, especially me. Leave us alone, you frighten us.

[Lip Bomb]

YESSSS!!! I think we are going to try and park next to you especially with a name like Uncle Sticky. HAHAHA!

[uncle sticky]

Since we're from Reno and you're from Temecula, we can co~ghetto.

[Lip Bomb]

Since we're from Reno and you're from Temecula, we can co~ghetto.

We are traditionally located in the Gayborhood. Its so fun there.

[uncle sticky]

Us too. Apparently Borg considers punching people to be Adult Oriented.

[SteveInRealLife]

The homoerotic is strong with this one.

Also, I didn't know you're a tele-skier. Reinforces my comment above.

[uncle sticky]

You realize I know who you are and where you live, right Steve?

[Savannah]

Just, no. We're not an open enrollment camp. We're a bunch of rubes, wary of strangers, not looking for new camp mates. Hell, we can barely stand most of the ones we got, especially me. Leave us alone, you frighten us.

[uncle sticky]

Back again, this time at 7:15 and C, as part of Mos Eisley Village. New, bigger, softer, maybe cleaner? grappling mats. Over 400 s.f. of padded mats for your punching, choking, kicking pleasure! Brazilian Jiu Jitsu everyday at 11 a.m. with open mat sparring after class. We're also adding back Muay Thai Weds, Thurs and Friday at 3, followed by Kinetic Dispute Resolution Workshops. Use your hands, not your words!
Oh, and we're having workout and yoga and stuff too, but I don't really like all that, but I'm supposed to mention it.

[LowePro]

We'll be neighbors! Looking forward to it. After sparring come over for champagne opened via sword in our saber station. Big happy hour Thursday afternoon too.

[uncle sticky]

What camp!

[LowePro]

Oh yeah! 7:15 and C, Champs and Tramps.
Champagne, Trampolines, and mixed martial arts. What could go wrong?
If you have any kitanas or swords we can show you a rad trick.

[uncle sticky]

I sense a dojo storm brewing.

[mlittle99]

Yay..this is awesome! As far as Jiu-Jitsu at 11, will you be doing gi or nogi?

[uncle sticky]

yes. Instruction is in the gi, but open mat we seem to have about an even mix.

[Jeremy757jones]

i can't wait for this. It will be nice to roll with some new faces

[uncle sticky]

Just for fun, here's the oft comical responses from my post on Reddit announcing the camp on the BJJ sub-reddit. Pretty funny given that most people consider BJJ to be disgusting, unhygenic fringe activity.

https://www.reddit.com/r/bjj/comments/6 ... rning_man/

[trilobyte]

I've merged the threads for this camp.

[SteveInRealLife]

You realize I know who you are and where you live, right Steve?

Why yes...yes I do.

[Perigee]

Oh, I need to get this in my calendar. I need to learn how to kick ass.

[heyjohn]

Where can I check your camps schedule? I'd like to teach a daily Qigong class and someone suggested you may have an opening at 1PM daily. Let me know! We can do the 1st day and if your group is into it, I'll come back. Work for you? Looking forward to meeting you all. John 612-205-3345 [email protected]

[uncle sticky]

We're in the book and on-line playa events. We have BJJ every day at 11, and are usually off the mats by 1. W TH F we have Muay Thai and sparring at 3, so you'll want to be done by then, unless you want to Chi some guys in short shorts and shin guards. Come on by, we should have a white board for classes.