The Bar

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Wed Dec 08, 2004 12:49 pm

What? You want chai?

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Wed Dec 08, 2004 12:49 pm

santa wrote:Hot tub! Full a water! Santa wants ta tea-bag!

Dood!! that is the single most awful mental image ever!!! Fuck! that's SANTA!

ew.

Post by **AntiM** » Wed Dec 08, 2004 12:58 pm

oohoohooh y'all just made me snort ginger ale through my nose. Just this morning the local news was featuring a christmas tree lot with a hot tub full o' santa ... I know they had grilled salmon at the tree lot, but teabags? Um, just a guess, but in Utah?

(what the hell am I rambling on about? there's a reason I shouldn't be allowed in here)

wandering away aimlessly

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Wed Dec 08, 2004 1:05 pm

Missionary position sex is kink in Utah.

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Wed Dec 08, 2004 1:07 pm

[dressed in santa's little helper getup] Hot brandy for the lady in the hot tub!

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Wed Dec 08, 2004 1:37 pm

thanks, cutie!!

i'm gonna pass out in here for a while... feel free to massage my, uh... whatever...

nighty-night!

* snore *

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Wed Dec 08, 2004 1:38 pm

[sets to work massaging Tish's uh, whatever as she snores oh so daintily in the hot tub]

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Wed Dec 08, 2004 1:39 pm

rian, sweetie... you doin okay??

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Wed Dec 08, 2004 1:42 pm

Wow. Quite the afternoon crowd in here.

*kisses for GE, Giggs, Rian, Crypto, Tisha...*

What tha feck, Heli, you want one, too? Heli? Har har.

Simply Joel · Post by **Simply Joel** » Wed Dec 08, 2004 1:45 pm

i am so due a scotch and Guinness.

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Wed Dec 08, 2004 1:47 pm

*kisses back BHA*

oh, and while I'm at it *cute little santaette lap dance*

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Wed Dec 08, 2004 1:48 pm

Simply Joel wrote:i am so due a scotch and Guinness.

mmmm, I think I'll join you.....

[pulls two of each out of her santa bag]

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Wed Dec 08, 2004 1:51 pm

Mmmmmmm. Love that Santette outfit, GE. Is that real vinyl?

*touches thigh*

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Wed Dec 08, 2004 1:52 pm

buckethead alien wrote:Wow. Quite the afternoon crowd in here.

*kisses for GE, Giggs, Rian, Crypto, Tisha...*

What tha feck, Heli, you want one, too? Heli? Har har.

Give it to me sweetie.

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Wed Dec 08, 2004 1:53 pm

helitack wrote:
buckethead alien wrote:Wow. Quite the afternoon crowd in here.

*kisses for GE, Giggs, Rian, Crypto, Tisha...*

What tha feck, Heli, you want one, too? Heli? Har har.
Give it to me sweetie.

You got it, babe.

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Wed Dec 08, 2004 1:54 pm

'real' vinyl... like there's any other kind...

you know, I was just about to remind you about the 'no touching' rule, but then I remembered where i was...

ha!

touch away!

uBeRpLaYa · Post by **uBeRpLaYa** » Wed Dec 08, 2004 1:55 pm

hOw aBoUt oNe fOr mE bIg bOy!

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Wed Dec 08, 2004 1:56 pm

I got one for ya.....sMoOoCh!

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Wed Dec 08, 2004 1:56 pm

OK bye I'm outta here.

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Wed Dec 08, 2004 2:00 pm

Something I said, Heli? Chin stubble?

Okay, back to the matter at hand.

Mmmm, GE baby, you move so nice.

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Wed Dec 08, 2004 2:07 pm

Hmmm, if'n yer lucky, I'll take you back to the champaigne room with me...

you know what they say about the champaigne room...

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Wed Dec 08, 2004 2:11 pm

Yeah GE baby, but how much is it gonna cost me?

geekster · Post by **geekster** » Wed Dec 08, 2004 2:13 pm

GuinivereElise wrote:Hmmm, if'n yer lucky, I'll take you back to the champaigne room with me...

you know what they say about the champaigne room...

Uhm, no wallet has ever made it out of there alive?

Sorry, was just remembering some champaigne rooms from when I was a youngster in Europe.

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Wed Dec 08, 2004 2:14 pm

Sooooo...

Sorry to say I am going to be missing Seattle Santa-con. I just got off the phone and I have a paid dj booking for Saturday. I need the extra cash so I am almost forced into this one. I hope all of you have fun and debaucherize(is it a word?) the city for me.

Jason

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Wed Dec 08, 2004 2:28 pm

BHA, if you're nice... I might just do it for free: my treat...

and DJ... WFT, MATE!??

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Wed Dec 08, 2004 2:28 pm

Sandwichman wrote:debaucherize(is it a word?)

Jason

I don't know, must be that baucherize is the process and debaucherize is the removing of the process. Kinda like de-icing a plane, or that rain is actually cipitation and the before the rain is pre-cipitation, no?
Shit, kan you tell I found a bottle of tequila today?

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Wed Dec 08, 2004 2:30 pm

helitack wrote:
Sandwichman wrote:debaucherize(is it a word?)

Jason
I don't know, must be that baucherize is the process and debaucherize is the removing of the process. Kinda like de-icing a plane, or that rain is actually cipitation and the before the rain is pre-cipitation, no?
Shit, kan you tell I found a bottle of tequila today?

So why do you de-ice a plane but ice a cake? Or does this belong on semantics?

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Wed Dec 08, 2004 2:32 pm

theCryptofishist wrote:
helitack wrote:
Sandwichman wrote:debaucherize(is it a word?)

Jason
I don't know, must be that baucherize is the process and debaucherize is the removing of the process. Kinda like de-icing a plane, or that rain is actually cipitation and the before the rain is pre-cipitation, no?
Shit, kan you tell I found a bottle of tequila today?
So why do you de-ice a plane but ice a cake? Or does this belong on semantics?

how 'bout this: you drive on a parkway, but park on a driveway...

hmmm, either this is great drunk talk, or we should move over to the semantics thread...

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Wed Dec 08, 2004 2:33 pm

GE, honey, you <u>know</u> I'm nice.

Let me just order a bottle and off we go?

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Wed Dec 08, 2004 2:35 pm

buckethead alien wrote:Something I said, Heli? Chin stubble?

He's off googling "tea bagging."