The Bar

uBeRpLaYa · Post by **uBeRpLaYa** » Wed Dec 08, 2004 7:21 pm

i ToLd yOu i aLwAyS gEt wHaT i wAnT!

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Wed Dec 08, 2004 7:24 pm

Vodka all around.

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Wed Dec 08, 2004 7:25 pm

uBeRpLaYa wrote:i ToLd yOu i aLwAyS gEt wHaT i wAnT!

Then come and get it!

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Wed Dec 08, 2004 7:33 pm

Remember, no passing out...OK...wake up...

Count Sockula · Post by **Count Sockula** » Wed Dec 08, 2004 7:34 pm

so, is anyone else having issues with the board and the dev eplaya? It won't let me on as giggles and did weird things when I tried logging on as the count.

Count Sockula · Post by **Count Sockula** » Wed Dec 08, 2004 7:35 pm

And is doing other weird buggy things, too.

uBeRpLaYa · Post by **uBeRpLaYa** » Wed Dec 08, 2004 7:35 pm

i dIdN't pAsS oUt, i hAd tO gO pEe. nOw wHeRe wErE wE?

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Wed Dec 08, 2004 7:37 pm

Whew! I thought maybe you had gotten sucked down that great big DEV PLAYA thing over there.

So, we were drinking and 'massaging'.

The massaging was good.

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Wed Dec 08, 2004 7:39 pm

Christmas on a cracker! I've been picking the strangest times to walk into the bar...

Who's servin'? Is that you, Sput? I'll have what you're havin'...

uBeRpLaYa · Post by **uBeRpLaYa** » Wed Dec 08, 2004 7:40 pm

mAyBe yOuR'e dOnE bUt i nEeD mOrE aTteNtIoN iF yOu kNoW wHaT i mEaN!

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Wed Dec 08, 2004 7:41 pm

<sputnik waves sensei away so he and uBeR can focus>

So how about here, darlin? Or maybe a little higher?

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Wed Dec 08, 2004 7:43 pm

Sensei! Sput! Ubee!

some vodka for me sil vous plait

uBeRpLaYa · Post by **uBeRpLaYa** » Wed Dec 08, 2004 7:43 pm

hOw aBoUt a LiTtLe loWeR.

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Wed Dec 08, 2004 7:45 pm

i see that i am not needed heere

off to jiffy lube

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Wed Dec 08, 2004 7:47 pm

uBeRpLaYa wrote:hOw aBoUt a LiTtLe loWeR.

Gotcha.

There?

uBeRpLaYa · Post by **uBeRpLaYa** » Wed Dec 08, 2004 7:48 pm

wHaT hApPeNeD tO tHe LoNg nEcK?

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Wed Dec 08, 2004 7:51 pm

uBeRpLaYa wrote:wHaT hApPeNeD tO tHe LoNg nEcK?

That's just an optical illusion. Things always look shorter under water.

uBeRpLaYa · Post by **uBeRpLaYa** » Wed Dec 08, 2004 7:53 pm

cAn yOu sHoW mE?

santa · Post by **santa** » Wed Dec 08, 2004 7:54 pm

ho ho mothafuckin ho

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Wed Dec 08, 2004 7:58 pm

uBeRpLaYa wrote:cAn yOu sHoW mE?

It's really a hands on kinda thing. The water is so bubbly it's hard to see really.

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Wed Dec 08, 2004 7:58 pm

Hey Santa, you scraggly motherfucker! You want to make the Seattle SantaCon or what? Vancouver will have better strip bars than Portland though. That's a consideration...

Count Sockula · Post by **Count Sockula** » Wed Dec 08, 2004 7:59 pm

elvis eats scrambled santas for breakfast.

uBeRpLaYa · Post by **uBeRpLaYa** » Wed Dec 08, 2004 7:59 pm

i cAn'T LeT sAnTa sEe mE LiKe tHiS, i'Ll hAvE tO LeAvE.

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Wed Dec 08, 2004 8:01 pm

uBeRpLaYa wrote:i cAn'T LeT sAnTa sEe mE LiKe tHiS, i'Ll hAvE tO LeAvE.

Yeah, sure.

I have a tent not too far from here. It's nice and warm inside.

Here, let me get you a towel.

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Wed Dec 08, 2004 8:03 pm

Santa doesn't give a shit about that naughty or nice stuff. Turns out, it's all about proper punctuation. uBeR, Santa told me to tell you that you're completely fucked.

Sorry ;)

Count Sockula · Post by **Count Sockula** » Wed Dec 08, 2004 8:05 pm

I think that's what she asked for in her letter, actually.....

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Wed Dec 08, 2004 8:06 pm

Or maybe I'll just hang here in the hot tub for a while...

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Wed Dec 08, 2004 8:08 pm

Count Sockula wrote:I think that's what she asked for in her letter, actually.....

Ain't nothin wrong with that. Sometimes ya just gotta come out and ask for what you need.

Count Sockula · Post by **Count Sockula** » Wed Dec 08, 2004 8:09 pm

[eddie murphy doing what's his name on SNL]it's hot in the hot tub.....too hot....ouch![/eddie murphy doing what's his name on SNL]

Count Sockula · Post by **Count Sockula** » Wed Dec 08, 2004 8:10 pm

sputnik wrote:
Count Sockula wrote:I think that's what she asked for in her letter, actually.....
Ain't nothin wrong with that. Sometimes ya just gotta come out and ask for what you need.

the space traveler speaks true.