Eplaya Coffee and Chai

Count Sockula · Post by **Count Sockula** » Thu Dec 09, 2004 7:55 am

Oooh! Careful what you think and say around this place.

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Thu Dec 09, 2004 7:57 am

Hey! It logged me in while i wasn't looking.

That's good. Don't tell CBA, but i needed my fixx.

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Thu Dec 09, 2004 7:58 am

creepy, huh?

how are ya this morning, giggs? any coffee all brewed up?

Count Sockula · Post by **Count Sockula** » Thu Dec 09, 2004 8:02 am

Well but of course, Ms. Jackson, this IS the coffee shop thread! Lil baby double americano, no lactose? Do you like yours with a little sugar?

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Thu Dec 09, 2004 8:16 am

well, considering that off the eplaya i'm just drinking regular ol' coffee coffee (nasty ass shit, this - the company gets starfucks - they're a a horrid company and they even burn their beans - could you line me up a few satisfying shots of some smooth italian espresso? no need for sugar.

you're a sweetheart for remembering the no-lactose.

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Thu Dec 09, 2004 8:21 am

Espresso coming up. How about two? ht

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Thu Dec 09, 2004 8:25 am

And I tried the guillotine, it works. Very well.

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Thu Dec 09, 2004 8:27 am

sounds lovely. godd to see you heli. hey, thank you - and everyone else - for being so lovely and supportive yesterday - i mean this week - hell, i mean all the time...

i'm playing with a new label-maker toy.

there are benefits to this job, especially when you're easily amused.

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Thu Dec 09, 2004 8:29 am

Here is a label idea: Attn Engineers, DON'T FUCK WITH ME!

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Thu Dec 09, 2004 9:04 am

we just had an admin powwow here at the front desk, since the person who was out of the office yesterday just got the memo.

we all had a really good laugh about it, to be honest.

it could be a good day.

Simply Joel · Post by **Simply Joel** » Thu Dec 09, 2004 9:48 am

helitack wrote:Here is a label idea: Attn Engineers, DON'T FUCK WITH ME!

another idea...

Attn Engineers, The voices are telling me to clean my weapons.

CoworkerLurker · Post by **CoworkerLurker** » Thu Dec 09, 2004 9:50 am

Oh, good! I LIKE nice clean weapons! (That way they work more as designed.)

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Thu Dec 09, 2004 9:50 am

Simply Joel wrote:
helitack wrote:Here is a label idea: Attn Engineers, DON'T FUCK WITH ME!
another idea...

Attn Engineers, The voices are telling me to clean my weapons.

for that, i would need Rob here to act as my walking billboard.

CoworkerLurker · Post by **CoworkerLurker** » Thu Dec 09, 2004 9:51 am

With a warning that "there sits the voice in my head". Don't get her irritated!

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Fri Dec 10, 2004 6:19 am

The voices told me to build some more of the Altura beans this AM. They're ready.

Simply Joel · Post by **Simply Joel** » Fri Dec 10, 2004 6:39 am

good morning, already had some decaf and some terrible leaded coffee from a convenience store.

i am looking forward to the weekend.

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Fri Dec 10, 2004 6:45 am

blech! convenience store coffee. I'll take some o yer altura please and thanks Mr. Tack. How are things this sunny Friday morning?

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Fri Dec 10, 2004 6:45 am

Three more days and it's my weekend. Coffee Joel? Got another steak and eggs going, dig in dude.

Simply Joel · Post by **Simply Joel** » Fri Dec 10, 2004 6:54 am

helitack wrote:Three more days and it's my weekend. Coffee Joel? Got another steak and eggs going, dig in dude.

steak and eggs... american fries, grits (while driving through the south), beans (southwestern)... hmmmmmm.....

i feel my artieries slamming shut as i drool over my keyboard.

thanks for breakfast, HT.

BlueBirdPoof · Post by **BlueBirdPoof** » Fri Dec 10, 2004 9:53 am

gigglesnort wrote:blech! convenience store coffee.

It's been scientifically proven that that's not actual coffee, you know. Highly filtered used motor oil with ground up otc diet pills to give it a kick. Along with a few other "surprises." Free socks to everyone who can tell me what those are.

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Fri Dec 10, 2004 9:57 am

[scratching her head] Minithins?

BlueBirdPoof · Post by **BlueBirdPoof** » Fri Dec 10, 2004 10:01 am

I like that.

Count Sockula · Post by **Count Sockula** » Fri Dec 10, 2004 11:38 am

BlueBirdPoof wrote:I like that.

Whadyaknow! I pleased the smart fishy, i mean birdy! O Yay for hte cleverness of me......[walks off humming to herself and smiling.....]

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Fri Dec 10, 2004 11:40 am

BlueBirdPoof wrote:
gigglesnort wrote:blech! convenience store coffee.
It's been scientifically proven that that's not actual coffee, you know. Highly filtered used motor oil with ground up otc diet pills to give it a kick. Along with a few other "surprises." Free socks to everyone who can tell me what those are.

aluminum shavings. gives it a nice tinny taste... also has a nice crunch...

mmm, coffee you can chew...

Omnipotent Booming Voice · Post by **Omnipotent Booming Voice** » Fri Dec 10, 2004 11:57 am

I AM THE ALUMINUM SHAVINGS IN EVERY CUP OF COFFEE IN EVERY CONVENIENCE STORE EVERYWHERE. I AM THIS AND THAT AND EVERYTHING ELSE TOO. (DO I GET A FREE SOCK?)

BlueBirdPoof · Post by **BlueBirdPoof** » Fri Dec 10, 2004 11:58 am

You are already every free sock.

Omnipotent Booming Voice · Post by **Omnipotent Booming Voice** » Fri Dec 10, 2004 12:03 pm

JUST KIDDING. I ALREADY KNEW THAT, OF COURSE, BECAUSE I KNOW EVERYTHING ALL THE TIME

CoworkerLurker · Post by **CoworkerLurker** » Fri Dec 10, 2004 12:08 pm

No no no- that's "omniscient", not "omnipotent". But then, if you were omniscient, you'd have known that.

Wait a minute- you are omnipotent, though. Now I'm screwed.

Omnipotent Booming Voice · Post by **Omnipotent Booming Voice** » Fri Dec 10, 2004 12:11 pm

OMNISCENT OMNIPRESENT OMNIPOTENT OMNISCIENT AND OMNIVOROUS.....I SHALL HAVE YOU FOR LUNCH.....OM

Omnipotent Booming Voice · Post by **Omnipotent Booming Voice** » Fri Dec 10, 2004 12:12 pm

AND I MEANT TO MISPELL OMNISCIENT, SO DON'T START