The Bar

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Thu Dec 09, 2004 12:29 pm

Oooh, I gotta clavicle just lying around here......mmmmm, I love cloves.....I used to smoke em like a mad woman (until I started coughing up pieces of my lung).

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Thu Dec 09, 2004 12:31 pm

and santa, what's with the fuckin attitutude? It's christmas season, for chrissakes. Lighten up, huh?

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Thu Dec 09, 2004 12:31 pm

yum yum! allrighty boys...this calls for climbing atop the bar...

*stretches out belly-down on the bar *

here's a bit o bourbon for skull right here on the nape o my neck...lemmee just pull my hair out of the way...

and at the same time (!) some blueberry vodka on the back o my very nice knee, thank you very much...

ready, boys??

on your marks,

get set,

GO!

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Thu Dec 09, 2004 12:32 pm

santa wrote:
tisha2 wrote:
santa wrote:Did someone say pinesol?
ages ago. ya want one daddy-o?
yeah but santa takes no shots off nobody

if i tell santa to fuck off, do i still get presents?

ps- i know who santa is, and i love him...

stuart · Post by **stuart** » Thu Dec 09, 2004 12:34 pm

if i wanted change up my whole life and do something crazy-fun-interesting-liveable... what would y'all suggest?

a near lethal dose of mushrooms

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Thu Dec 09, 2004 12:34 pm

owie! just got bumped off...

okay, BHA... where'd ya git to? I'm ready for my body shot...

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Thu Dec 09, 2004 12:35 pm

*tall red clad stranger runs into the bar, heads for the cleaning supplies... slugs down a shot of Pine Sol... stops.... runs into the bathroom... sounds of retching.... stranger staggers out, runs out the door... back to work*

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Thu Dec 09, 2004 12:36 pm

stuart wrote:
if i wanted change up my whole life and do something crazy-fun-interesting-liveable... what would y'all suggest?
a near lethal dose of mushrooms

damn, baby... you might have something there...

a damn site short of lethal, though, thanks anyway. i'm a lightweight.

hey! they bumped off Guin! damn goons.....

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Thu Dec 09, 2004 12:36 pm

<Starting at the ankle and working toward the knee blowing lightly across the muscle of the leg>

Hold still, no fair spilling

<continuing to work around the back of the knee until he reaches the Blueberry Vodka, which is quickly quaffed, followed by a gentle caress with his tonue to get all the last bits>

hmmmm....yummy.

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Thu Dec 09, 2004 12:37 pm

BHA... I see you hiding in the corner... get over here and give some flesh!

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Thu Dec 09, 2004 12:37 pm

Ahhhh, I've been waiting for you miss G.

so

are you taking your shot

*here?*

or

*here?*

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Thu Dec 09, 2004 12:39 pm

Actually, I want it *there*...

you'll have to hold REALLY still, though..

I want petron... put the lime in your mouth...

technopatra · Post by **technopatra** » Thu Dec 09, 2004 12:39 pm

(doors open to reveal a mildly disheveled and harried technopatra, standing holding the doors wide open with both arms. She looks around at the friendly, sexy, already-buzzed-faces and slow smile creeps across her face, from right to left, and with every millimeter it traverses a little bit of the day's irritation drains out of the doors behind her, like the blue smoke from the Sampoernas in Tisha and Skull's hands...)

Damn it's good to see you guys.

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Thu Dec 09, 2004 12:39 pm

oop - gotta run, kids.

Guin - can you keep an eye on the bar and accost Bucket at the same time?

ta!

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Thu Dec 09, 2004 12:39 pm

glbfpiff

Skull · Post by **Skull** » Thu Dec 09, 2004 12:40 pm

wow!

quite friendly service!

taking another drag, the stranger licks his lips and contemplates the taste of clove, smoke, bourbon and flesh.

I have to make a note to frequent this establishment.

to the one known as Gigglesnort, "yes, these will indeed destroy lungs, want one?"

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Thu Dec 09, 2004 12:40 pm

techno! Hey baby! Hold on, and I'll get you a drink.. first I gotta finish this body shot...

*slowly licks up petron from BHA*

now, gimme that lime...

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Thu Dec 09, 2004 12:41 pm

tisha2 wrote:oop - gotta run, kids.

Guin - can you keep an eye on the bar and accost Bucket at the same time?

ta!

I'm a multifaceted individual... I can do LOTS of things all at the same time...

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Thu Dec 09, 2004 12:41 pm

*pulling lime from mouth*

techno-p! don't move...someone's sure to have a shot with your name on it

GE, honey?

*lime back into mouth*

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Thu Dec 09, 2004 12:42 pm

*takes lime from BHA's mouth, skillfully using tongue*

mmmm....

yummy....

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Thu Dec 09, 2004 12:42 pm

Know that's a sight not often seen. Maybe never, Technoprata in the bar.

Welcome.

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Thu Dec 09, 2004 12:43 pm

sputnik wrote:Know that's a sight not often seen. Maybe never, Technoprata in the bar.

Welcome.

*wiping lime juice from chin*
aw, she graces us with her presence every once in a while..

Technopatra, what can I get you?

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Thu Dec 09, 2004 12:43 pm

BTW, where's that edit button? Know=Now

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Thu Dec 09, 2004 12:44 pm

GE, when you're done with techno-p I've got something I need to do to you.

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Thu Dec 09, 2004 12:44 pm

buckethead alien wrote:GE, when you're done with techno-p I've got something I need to do to you.

Now THAT sounds interesting..

Techo, I don't mean to rush you, but, well, you know....

stuart · Post by **stuart** » Thu Dec 09, 2004 12:46 pm

a damn site short of lethal, though

well fine, but until you see the beautiful androgynous angel people made out of music dancing in front of you with cryptic symbols sliding over their luminous skin you need to keep taking more.

technopatra · Post by **technopatra** » Thu Dec 09, 2004 12:47 pm

(swings her eyes and hips around and walks over)

thanks baby. don't worry, this is an unofficial visit.

(slides onto barstool)

so what's the special of the day?

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Thu Dec 09, 2004 12:47 pm

technopatra wrote:(swings her eyes and hips around and walks over)

thanks baby. don't worry, this is an unofficial visit.

(slides onto barstool)

so what's the special of the day?

whatever you like... how about a cosmo?

technopatra · Post by **technopatra** » Thu Dec 09, 2004 12:48 pm

..or anything with bourbon works for me, too.

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Thu Dec 09, 2004 12:48 pm

Skull wrote:.......to the one known as Gigglesnort, "yes, these will indeed destroy lungs, want one?"

mmmm, thanks.....I always liked how they popped as you smoked em.....