The Bar

santa · Post by **santa** » Thu Dec 09, 2004 1:10 pm

*Santa rushes in and screams "How do you make a whore moan?"

Then rushes out without answering.

Skull · Post by **Skull** » Thu Dec 09, 2004 1:10 pm

To Have and Have Not, one of my all time favs. yes she indeed is quite sexy in that film.

Skull lights another clove and contemplates the beauty of Lauren Bacall asking "You know how to whistle don't you? put your lips togther and blow."

mmmmmmm, goddamn I love these cloves

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Thu Dec 09, 2004 1:11 pm

buckethead alien wrote:Uh-oh, I think GE fainted or something.

Sput, you had a similar problem last night, no?

Yeah, but it was just me not really paying attention to her.

technopatra · Post by **technopatra** » Thu Dec 09, 2004 1:11 pm

santa wrote:**tallish red clad stranger runs into the bar... vaults over Sensei, lands on all fours behing the bar... comes up with a bourbon and soda... downs it, lears at the beautiful ladies (all of them)(grabs technoprata, kisses her full on the lips), vaults back over Sensei, and runs out the door*)

(downs rest of drink, ala Annie Potts in "Pretty In Pink" after Duckie plants a wet one on her)

Who was that masked man?

My my my, you are an agile bunch, aren't you?

uBeRpLaYa · Post by **uBeRpLaYa** » Thu Dec 09, 2004 1:13 pm

helitack wrote:Maybe we should notify tHe One WhO sPeLLS lIke this?

i'M rIgHt hErE hElLaTtAcK

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Thu Dec 09, 2004 1:13 pm

technopatra wrote:Who was that masked man?

My my my, you are an agile bunch, aren't you?

That was Santa. The rest of us just pretend.

And, yes, some of us are rather agile.

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Thu Dec 09, 2004 1:13 pm

Oops.

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Thu Dec 09, 2004 1:14 pm

Just ignore those vaulters, Techno. They're just jealous of Sensei's seating arrangements. So, work keeps you from visiting our little corner of the e-playa, huh? Have you considered bartending as a career? Think of the tips...

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Thu Dec 09, 2004 1:15 pm

Sensei wrote:Well, at least Santa wears some goddamned underwear!

Different Santa...

technopatra · Post by **technopatra** » Thu Dec 09, 2004 1:17 pm

Skull wrote:To Have and Have Not, one of my all time favs. yes she indeed is quite sexy in that film.

Skull lights another clove and contemplates the beauty of Lauren Bacall asking "You know how to whistle don't you? put your lips togther and blow."

mmmmmmm, goddamn I love these cloves

Actually it was more like:

(Slim walks to door)
"If you need me, Steve, just whistle."

(Slim stands at door looking over her shoulder at Steve)
"You do know how to whistle, don't you?"

(sends him a smoldering glance)
"You just put your lips together..."

(half-smile)
"...and blow."

I must practiced that line a thousand times in my mirror as a teenager.

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Thu Dec 09, 2004 1:18 pm

Was you ever bitten by a dead bee?

uBeRpLaYa · Post by **uBeRpLaYa** » Thu Dec 09, 2004 1:19 pm

hI sPuTnIcK!

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Thu Dec 09, 2004 1:19 pm

uBeRpLaYa wrote:
helitack wrote:Maybe we should notify tHe One WhO sPeLLS lIke this?
i'M rIgHt hErE hElLaTtAcK

CAn I GEt yOu a dRiNK?

technopatra · Post by **technopatra** » Thu Dec 09, 2004 1:19 pm

Sensei wrote:Was you ever bitten by a dead bee?

they can bite ya just as bad as the dead ones..

santa · Post by **santa** » Thu Dec 09, 2004 1:22 pm

Huh? What tha hell am I doing in here? Who swiped my PineSol? Where's Donner and freaking Blitzen?

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Thu Dec 09, 2004 1:22 pm

uBeRpLaYa wrote:hI sPuTnIcK!

<Glides across bar room (notice the natural agileness and near Fred Astaire like quality of his moves)>

Hi Honey, how ya doin today?

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Thu Dec 09, 2004 1:22 pm

hi Techno, darlin'.
i miss cruisin' the playa with you.
glad you stopped in here.

Skull · Post by **Skull** » Thu Dec 09, 2004 1:23 pm

Sensei wrote:Was you ever bitten by a dead bee?

Brilliant!!!!!!!!

The Skull begins to feel something strange on his face, something so strange, something he heard about once..

ah yes of course, a smile.

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Thu Dec 09, 2004 1:23 pm

technopatra wrote:
Sensei wrote:Was you ever bitten by a dead bee?
they can bite ya just as bad as the dead ones..

Not one of these whippersnappers knows what we're talkin' bout, but I have just fallen madly in love with you, Techopatra.

* smooch *

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Thu Dec 09, 2004 1:24 pm

TechNopatra.

technopatra · Post by **technopatra** » Thu Dec 09, 2004 1:26 pm

Rian Jackson wrote:hi Techno, darlin'.
i miss cruisin' the playa with you.
glad you stopped in here.

Right back atcha, Rian. Lemme buy you a drink.

I'm still coming your way in June, so ready that sofa for me.

And where the heck is that handsome seafaring bastard Capt Goddammit? I haven't heard from him in a donkey's age.

uBeRpLaYa · Post by **uBeRpLaYa** » Thu Dec 09, 2004 1:26 pm

i wAnT HeLLaTaK tO bUy mE a dRiNk!

Skull · Post by **Skull** » Thu Dec 09, 2004 1:26 pm

technopatra wrote:
Skull wrote:To Have and Have Not, one of my all time favs. yes she indeed is quite sexy in that film.

Skull lights another clove and contemplates the beauty of Lauren Bacall asking "You know how to whistle don't you? put your lips togther and blow."

mmmmmmm, goddamn I love these cloves
Actually it was more like:

(Slim walks to door)
"If you need me, Steve, just whistle."

(Slim stands at door looking over her shoulder at Steve)
"You do know how to whistle, don't you?"

(sends him a smoldering glance)
"You just put your lips together..."

(half-smile)
"...and blow."

I must practiced that line a thousand times in my mirror as a teenager.

I happily stand corrected!
<crackles and pops> from the glowing red cherry

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Thu Dec 09, 2004 1:27 pm

uBeRpLaYa wrote:i wAnT HeLLaTaK tO bUy mE a dRiNk!

Well, let me know how that works out, OK?

uBeRpLaYa · Post by **uBeRpLaYa** » Thu Dec 09, 2004 1:28 pm

sPutNiCk, if tHaT oLd gUy rAn oFf, yOu cAn gEt mE oNe!

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Thu Dec 09, 2004 1:28 pm

[quote="technopatra]I'm still coming your way in June...[/quote]

I'll start savin' bail money now! This is going to be FUN!

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Thu Dec 09, 2004 1:28 pm

uBeRpLaYa wrote:i wAnT HeLLaTaK tO bUy mE a dRiNk!

Uber, you want that we should talk about this? I have an opening on Friday at either 10 a.m. or 4:15.

Rob the Wop · Post by **Rob the Wop** » Thu Dec 09, 2004 1:29 pm

Sensei wrote:
technopatra wrote:
Sensei wrote:Was you ever bitten by a dead bee?
they can bite ya just as bad as the dead ones..
Not one of these whippersnappers knows what we're talkin' bout, but I have just fallen madly in love with you, Techopatra.

* smooch *

Ouch Sensei- 10 out of 10 for style, but 1 out of 10 on saying I love you and the wrong name.

Trust me on this one, I learned this the hard way in my youth.

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Thu Dec 09, 2004 1:29 pm

technopatra wrote:
Rian Jackson wrote:hi Techno, darlin'.
i miss cruisin' the playa with you.
glad you stopped in here.
Right back atcha, Rian. Lemme buy you a drink.

I'm still coming your way in June, so ready that sofa for me.

And where the heck is that handsome seafaring bastard Capt Goddammit? I haven't heard from him in a donkey's age.

he's around, just not on the boards much.
he's being grouchy!!
you have my couch, darlin', so long as i'm still in this country!

hey skull, can i get a clove?
and a jack coke for me, techno. thanks.

psst. how long is a donkey's age?? anybody know??

technopatra · Post by **technopatra** » Thu Dec 09, 2004 1:30 pm

Sensei wrote:
technopatra wrote:
Sensei wrote:Was you ever bitten by a dead bee?
they can bite ya just as bad as the dead ones..
Not one of these whippersnappers knows what we're talkin' bout, but I have just fallen madly in love with you, Techopatra.

* smooch *

If I wasn't a respected pillar of the community I'd take in you in the back room right now, Sensei.

But alas, duty calls, and I've time for only one more drink before I have to go.

One more round for everyone, come and join me in a toast...