The Bar

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Thu Dec 09, 2004 1:32 pm

Rob the Wop wrote:Ouch Sensei- 10 out of 10 for style, but 1 out of 10 on saying I love you and the wrong name.
Trust me on this one, I learned this the hard way in my youth.

I just misspelled the name, Rob honey. You said an entirely different name. These are two slightly different situations...

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Thu Dec 09, 2004 1:32 pm

to what shall we toast?

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Thu Dec 09, 2004 1:33 pm

uBeRpLaYa wrote:sPutNiCk, if tHaT oLd gUy rAn oFf, yOu cAn gEt mE oNe!

That's funny.

Here have a drink... I like the Blueberry Vodka.

We'll have to have this much fun together again some time.

Cheers!

<sputnik downs his vodka and heads out the tent>

Rob the Wop · Post by **Rob the Wop** » Thu Dec 09, 2004 1:33 pm

Rian Jackson wrote: psst. how long is a donkey's age?? anybody know??

Sorry, misread the age part.

*puts down ruler and slowly backs away from suddenly affectionate donkey*

Simply Joel · Post by **Simply Joel** » Thu Dec 09, 2004 1:34 pm

A pipe gives a wise man time to think and a fool something to stick in his mouth.

off to the non-tobacco smoking section for me.

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Thu Dec 09, 2004 1:34 pm

oh, I'm here... I just had to recoup for a minute...

that, and a customer required my immediate attention...

oh, I'm so wanted...

technopatra · Post by **technopatra** » Thu Dec 09, 2004 1:35 pm

"May we never want a friend,
Or a bottle to give him."

Rob the Wop · Post by **Rob the Wop** » Thu Dec 09, 2004 1:35 pm

technopatra wrote:"May we never want a friend,
Or a bottle to give him."

skol!

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Thu Dec 09, 2004 1:35 pm

Rob the Wop wrote:
Rian Jackson wrote: psst. how long is a donkey's age?? anybody know??
Sorry, misread the age part.

*puts down ruler and slowly backs away from suddenly affectionate donkey*

oh, host head, have i told you lately how much i adore you?

i think you're one of the only people in the world who makes me laugh out loud.

in honor of that:
barwench, a windex for my host head!

technopatra · Post by **technopatra** » Thu Dec 09, 2004 1:36 pm

Thanks for the unreality check, everybody. Off to go fight some dragons.

mwahs all around

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Thu Dec 09, 2004 1:37 pm

long live techno, warrior princess of the eplaya!
all hail!

Skull · Post by **Skull** » Thu Dec 09, 2004 1:40 pm

RJ why of course you may have a clove.
<pulls one out and lights a match>

and by all means that goes for all you beautiful people.

Cheers to all.

Simply Joel, your relocation was not my intent, for this I apologize.

is there an airscrubber in this place we can turn on?

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Thu Dec 09, 2004 1:40 pm

*kisses* to Techno. I'm out, too. I gotta drive I-5 to I-90 to 405 to 520 to... where was I going again? Oh yeah, work...

uBeRpLaYa · Post by **uBeRpLaYa** » Thu Dec 09, 2004 1:41 pm

hElLaTaK iS oLdEr tHaN a dOnKeYs aGe! NeeNeR NeeNeR

Rob the Wop · Post by **Rob the Wop** » Thu Dec 09, 2004 1:41 pm

Rian Jackson wrote:barwench, a windex for my host head!

Will have some to share Saturday. Got yer Ho on yet?

Got place, will stop by Friday with sequined Santa outfit.

Skull · Post by **Skull** » Thu Dec 09, 2004 1:42 pm

Pleasure to make your acquaintance TechnoPatra, I shall always have a clove handy when ever you want. again cheers.

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Thu Dec 09, 2004 1:46 pm

Rob the Wop wrote:
Rian Jackson wrote:barwench, a windex for my host head!
Will have some to share Saturday. Got yer Ho on yet?

Got place, will stop by Friday with sequined Santa outfit.

*r-jack accidentally steps on uber and looks around wondering where the sqeaking is coming from*

excellent. what time do you want to meet for breakfast? and let me know when you have an approximate hour for hitting my house. or we can meet somewhere around town.

i'm working on getting my ho on. i'll certainly have some ho for you.

is there anything you need from me?

uBeRpLaYa · Post by **uBeRpLaYa** » Thu Dec 09, 2004 1:50 pm

i gEt tHe fEeLiNg sOmEoNe'S mAd aT mE, i wOnDeR wHeRe hE wEnT? mAyBe i sHoUlD tElL _______ _______.

Rob the Wop · Post by **Rob the Wop** » Thu Dec 09, 2004 1:55 pm

Rian Jackson wrote:
Rob the Wop wrote:
Rian Jackson wrote:barwench, a windex for my host head!
Will have some to share Saturday. Got yer Ho on yet?

Got place, will stop by Friday with sequined Santa outfit.
*r-jack accidentally steps on uber and looks around wondering where the sqeaking is coming from*

excellent. what time do you want to meet for breakfast? and let me know when you have an approximate hour for hitting my house. or we can meet somewhere around town.

i'm working on getting my ho on. i'll certainly have some ho for you.

is there anything you need from me?

Hows about 10:30ish in Pikes Place? Gives an hour to chill before the storm.

Not sure on the aproxiamate hour for hitting the house, depends on whether the others in the car are on time getting packed. I'm hoping to hit Seattle around 9ish, so about 1 minute after 9ish.

Need from you?
*grins evilly*
Let me put on my 'naughty elf' costume and I'll get back to you on that one...

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Thu Dec 09, 2004 2:00 pm

Rob the Wop wrote:
Rian Jackson wrote:
Rob the Wop wrote: Will have some to share Saturday. Got yer Ho on yet?

Got place, will stop by Friday with sequined Santa outfit.
*r-jack accidentally steps on uber and looks around wondering where the sqeaking is coming from*

excellent. what time do you want to meet for breakfast? and let me know when you have an approximate hour for hitting my house. or we can meet somewhere around town.

i'm working on getting my ho on. i'll certainly have some ho for you.

is there anything you need from me?
Hows about 10:30ish in Pikes Place? Gives an hour to chill before the storm.

Not sure on the aproxiamate hour for hitting the house, depends on whether the others in the car are on time getting packed. I'm hoping to hit Seattle around 9ish, so about 1 minute after 9ish.

Need from you?
*grins evilly*
Let me put on my 'naughty elf' costume and I'll get back to you on that one...

10:30 pike place. is the pig easiest for you? i know the market pretty well, so if you have another idea just holler. *writing in date book* 10:30, on lap, in Santette wear....

yo, head ho, how much cash should a naughty santette expect to haul along for such an occasion? i have no frame of reference!

and as far as ideas you might get in that naughty elf constume, you just let me know what you want...

*FURSMOOCH!!*

Rob the Wop · Post by **Rob the Wop** » Thu Dec 09, 2004 2:10 pm

Rian Jackson wrote: yo, head ho, how much cash should a naughty santette expect to haul along for such an occasion? i have no frame of reference!

Oh crap, not sure. I'd start with $40 and if need be, stop at an ATM later. Drinks, strippers, munchies for 12 hours. Course, there will be Windex- so the drink tab will go down.

Already planning on making a cardboard sign saying,
"Will Ho for booze."
So that might mean less spendage.

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Thu Dec 09, 2004 2:12 pm

Rob the Wop wrote:
Rian Jackson wrote: yo, head ho, how much cash should a naughty santette expect to haul along for such an occasion? i have no frame of reference!
Oh crap, not sure. I'd start with $40 and if need be, stop at an ATM later. Drinks, strippers, munchies for 12 hours. Course, there will be Windex- so the drink tab will go down.

Already planning on making a cardboard sign saying,
"Will Ho for booze."
So that might mean less spendage.

if you get up on the stripper stage, you might actually leave with more money than you came with...

Rob the Wop · Post by **Rob the Wop** » Thu Dec 09, 2004 2:25 pm

GuinivereElise wrote:
Rob the Wop wrote:
Rian Jackson wrote: yo, head ho, how much cash should a naughty santette expect to haul along for such an occasion? i have no frame of reference!
Oh crap, not sure. I'd start with $40 and if need be, stop at an ATM later. Drinks, strippers, munchies for 12 hours. Course, there will be Windex- so the drink tab will go down.

Already planning on making a cardboard sign saying,
"Will Ho for booze."
So that might mean less spendage.
if you get up on the stripper stage, you might actually leave with more money than you came with...

Yah I know. It pisses me off that I missed seeing the lovely Santi Stripstrease. I was outside talking to cops and inside talking to bouncers. By the time I made it up to see y'all, I had to call out to hit the next stop. TRUST ME, I didn't want to halt it- but bars were awaiting with munchies.

I will most definitely not be dealing with stuff Saturday, it's MY fricking turn to play this time.

I'm not sure if the strip clubs in Washington are relaxed enough to allow Santa on-stage, but I'm hoping. I was thinking my expert twirling of my snowflake pasties would get me bar cash for the next stop.

You on the Ho list GE? Sensei? I have insider knowledge that this year in Seattle will kick-ass if the route plan has anything to do with it.

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Thu Dec 09, 2004 2:47 pm

Is it safe for me now? Shot and a beer.

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Thu Dec 09, 2004 2:48 pm

i dunno. i was just trying to even out her caps so she's easier to read.

sahhtayn!

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Thu Dec 09, 2004 2:50 pm

<the tent flap opens and Sputnik strides in>

Hi Heli. I'll share that shot and beer.

I got the juke running again. Should be up all night long, but I won't be. Got the big 40oz party tomorrow night, so I need to get some extra sleep tonight.

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Thu Dec 09, 2004 2:53 pm

Patrons and Red Hooks for everyone then! If IT comes back, cover me, OK?

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Thu Dec 09, 2004 2:56 pm

*tall red clad stranger stumbles in, tries to vault bar, slams it with his head and sort of rolls over it... a hand reaches up from the red heap on the floor and opens a beer tap. The beer pours down over an approximation of where the creature's mouth should be for about five seconds. The sodden red pile aims for the door and scuttles away, back to work*

Lydia Love · Post by **Lydia Love** » Thu Dec 09, 2004 2:57 pm

Dammit, I wish I could join in all the Santa silliness earlier in the day.

I hope y'all are still going at 10pm...

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Thu Dec 09, 2004 2:57 pm

there's room for all of you and your drinks under my cloak if... um.. things get unfortunate.

go go gadget super invisible cloaking device!