The Bar

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Fri Dec 10, 2004 5:00 pm

samtzu wrote:Well, it's no consolation, but up until I received that job offer, my day sucked ass... furry ass... Want a cuddle tomorrow?

Hey, where did I miss this? Is this the one you were talking about before?

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Fri Dec 10, 2004 5:09 pm

Rian Jackson wrote:i'd get it but i'm too little to reach the bar today.
sorry.

guin, about your ass - it's just that you said you were trying the toys for posterity.. which didn't really make sense to me. so i thought maybe i misunderstood and it was for your posterior...

was i wrong??

oh, I was saying that I was trying BOTH, for posterity. Can't very much try a new toy and leave the other feeling lost and left out. It was a side-by-side comparison, I guess...

make sense??

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Fri Dec 10, 2004 5:15 pm

Posterity, posterior, tomatoe, potatoe...

I'm going out and using my dinner break at work to buy candy canes for SantaCon and all the winos we encounter along the way.

I love the holidays.

And howzabout that Schlitz? Don't make me bartend. I mean it.

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Fri Dec 10, 2004 5:31 pm

Hello again to all those whose posteriors bear the scars of many a night's whippings in The Bar. Can anyone recommend a drink that could bring a floating man back to solid ground?

stuart · Post by **stuart** » Fri Dec 10, 2004 5:36 pm

solid ground...

not a mud slide I guess

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Fri Dec 10, 2004 5:37 pm

buckethead alien wrote:Hello again to all those whose posteriors bear the scars of many a night's whippings in The Bar. Can anyone recommend a drink that could bring a floating man back to solid ground?

nope... just grab a glass of the bubbly, and stay up there and enjoy the view...

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Fri Dec 10, 2004 5:38 pm

On second thought. I kinda like it up here.

Helloooo down there! You all look so....tiny!

Any who cares to join me, the button's

right

over

there

stuart · Post by **stuart** » Fri Dec 10, 2004 5:38 pm

woohoo

home on friday with fried rice and a red hook

btw, holiday traffic

SUCKS ASS

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Fri Dec 10, 2004 5:41 pm

buckethead alien wrote:On second thought. I kinda like it up here.

Helloooo down there! You all look so....tiny!

Any who cares to join me, the button's

right

over

there

is it kind of like the button on the wonka elevator??

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Fri Dec 10, 2004 5:42 pm

welcome back, Stu... wanna cuddle?? I could use a bit of a snuggle...

stuart · Post by **stuart** » Fri Dec 10, 2004 5:45 pm

I'm all your dear.

I could use a little contact before I start my weekend.

stuart · Post by **stuart** » Fri Dec 10, 2004 5:46 pm

^
|
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GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Fri Dec 10, 2004 5:47 pm

you're all my? Perfect.

I like it better when you're all my as opposed to being all mine.

*cuddles up next to Stuart*

you have a gig tonight, yes?

III · Post by **III** » Fri Dec 10, 2004 5:48 pm

>btw, holiday traffic SUCKS ASS

no shit. i had to go the other way. i shoulda crashed at stuarts untiil traffic was over, since i work just a couple of blocks from his house...

stuart · Post by **stuart** » Fri Dec 10, 2004 5:49 pm

yeah,

I'm dealing with some new clips as we speak.

<one arm on the mouse, one around Elise>

I so want to blow it off and hang out with my friend who has been away for weeks though.

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Fri Dec 10, 2004 5:49 pm

goddamn! Sorry, Sensei... here's your Schlitz... god, you've been asking for that for a while now... kinda like at the LL when it's busy... or even when it's not...

stuart · Post by **stuart** » Fri Dec 10, 2004 5:50 pm

where do you work Trey?

should we start threatening non-virtual drinks again?

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Fri Dec 10, 2004 5:52 pm

Thanks Guin! I know you're about to leave us and I was getting nervous. Dress warm for tomorrow! Weatherman says it may actually stop raining!

III · Post by **III** » Fri Dec 10, 2004 6:17 pm

>where do you work

east on venice, north on walgrove, first set of windows past the mural on the right...

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Fri Dec 10, 2004 6:18 pm

yeah, I'm heading home now... once I finish up this LAST FUCKING MINUTE FUCKING ACTIVATION.... why do people look at your 'hours' sign, see that they have ONE FREAKIN' MINUTE, and say "oh good, they're still open" knowing full well that they're going to spend the next 15 minutes keeping you from leaving??? Fuck the commission... I wanna go home.

sigh.

barkeep, a drink, please.

III · Post by **III** » Fri Dec 10, 2004 6:18 pm

vanilla white russian, please...

stuart · Post by **stuart** » Fri Dec 10, 2004 6:21 pm

holy fuck that's close

what grade?

III · Post by **III** » Fri Dec 10, 2004 6:28 pm

7th.

math.

you may now pity me...

stuart · Post by **stuart** » Fri Dec 10, 2004 6:37 pm

I think,

on principal,

teachers rock

CoworkerLurker · Post by **CoworkerLurker** » Fri Dec 10, 2004 7:36 pm

Rian Jackson wrote:i'll tell ya, GD has a strange sense of humour... he/she/it/they is/are one/some sick fuck/s.

Sensei wrote:Now, now, Rian. God is NOT a sick fuck. He's a mysterious fuck. They're different.

Funny, at first I thought "GD" referred to the "General Discussion" forum (after all, she once complained of being "trapped in GD" when eplaya was acting up). Ascribing a "strange sense of humour" to that seemed too obvious to bother saying.

Maybe Rian thought she was trapped in God, back then. Hmmm.

My ex and I decided early on that "God has a vicious sense of humor". Seems fitting to me. It became a running joke.

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Fri Dec 10, 2004 7:42 pm

Ahhhhhhhh.... ready (or not!) for Santacon... got the candy, got the scotch (Glenlivit this time) and I got the 'tude.

Gimme' a HO! No, no.... gimme' a HO!... No, no, I mean it, really... gimme' a HO!... there... that's better...

Hey, Mama... come here often?...

Lydia Love · Post by **Lydia Love** » Fri Dec 10, 2004 10:49 pm

I gotcher "Ho" right here baby...

geekster · Post by **geekster** » Fri Dec 10, 2004 10:55 pm

I really need to get toasted. Probably the last Christmas with my kids as a family and I am a little sad about that. Makes this one a little more special for me.

geekster · Post by **geekster** » Fri Dec 10, 2004 11:09 pm

Here's a bottle of Glayva if anyone wants a shot. It's hard to find but worth the effort. Best over ice.

Lydia Love · Post by **Lydia Love** » Fri Dec 10, 2004 11:17 pm

Hey, Geekster darlin... I'll take one.

Sorry to hear you're having a melancholy holiday...