that's disgusting (share here)

antron · Post by **antron** » Thu Sep 25, 2003 3:57 pm

ok, i'll start with:

hot vomit enemas

consumer · Post by **consumer** » Thu Sep 25, 2003 4:11 pm

...being known as "the human enema bag" in above scenario.

TestesInSac · Post by **TestesInSac** » Thu Sep 25, 2003 4:12 pm

In policing the yard under one of my peach trees, I'd filled a 5-gal bucket with rotting peaches. This was a few weeks before the burn.

A week after returning from the burn, I noticed a smell that was somewhere between manure and human feces. Yep, it was coming from the bucket. Potent, too. The contents had dried somewhat and settled to the bottom third of the bucket.

So, I empty the bucket on my compost heap, and the smell was overpowering. Worse, the charcoal-colored slurry was alive with big (3/4") fat maggots. I really think there was more maggot mass than anything else in that bucket.

The smell from the compost heap was strong even at my back door, about 10 yards away, and in the time it took me to walk that distance, one robber jay was already on the heap picking away, and another was eyeballing it.

Kinetic · Post by **Kinetic** » Thu Sep 25, 2003 5:01 pm

My next door neighbor had just moved in and was using a weed eater in the back yard. The previous owner had left 4 ostrich eggs beside the fence and the grass had covered them up. Of course this guy is moving right along and cutting the brush when he cuts open 2 of those eggs. He got covered with this brown slimy goo that had the must awful smell I've ever been around. We had to close up the windows and even then it stunk. We opened the far side windows on the house and took off on a long drive to let the smell clear while our new neighbor spent an hour trying to scrub that smell off. He had to toss the clothes as the smell never came out of them.
Not even raw sewer or cleaning out dairy barns smelled as bad as those rotten ostrich eggs.

PJ · Post by PJ » Fri Sep 26, 2003 3:29 pm

My former job with the circus wasn't so great. But hey! That's showbusiness!

Badger · Post by **Badger** » Fri Sep 26, 2003 5:48 pm

Did you train that elephant to 'doo on cue?'

Badger · Post by **Badger** » Fri Sep 26, 2003 5:49 pm

I can think of a few folks I'd love to 'gift' that bag to BTW.

TestesInSac · Post by **TestesInSac** » Fri Sep 26, 2003 6:14 pm

Badger wrote:I can think of a few folks I'd love to 'gift' that bag to BTW.

Is composted elephant manure good for, um, tomatoes?

Badger · Post by **Badger** » Fri Sep 26, 2003 6:48 pm

Nope.

Danish sea kelp, bat shit (guano) and a few other exotic contents...for starters.

Rob the Wop · Post by **Rob the Wop** » Fri Sep 26, 2003 8:44 pm

In the back of the "youth camp" I was sent to was the butcher yard. There was a deep pit dug out that was covered with a pair of steel double doors. I opened them one day to find out what was in there. I found out that a gut pit is where they throw everything you can't (or won't) eat on a slaughtered animal. The stench eminating from that thing was unbelievable. And it was the slimiest, maggot infested, nasty piece of business I've seen to date.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Fri Sep 26, 2003 8:57 pm

Daddy had to let me sit in a poopy dipe for 45 minutes in heavy traffic on the Bay Bridge. Didn't bother me, though. Fact is, I kinda liked it.

Or the placenta and umbilicus that sat in the freezer for six months, next to last year's venison.

Spokes · Post by **Spokes** » Fri Sep 26, 2003 10:13 pm

Or the placenta and umbilicus that sat in the freezer for six months

or the one in the refer at the morgue that was unplugged for a couple of months while we remodeled the area.

Or the freezer of meat that a friend had before he left town for the summer to drag race. Seems his girlfriend got the hint that she should move out and unplugged the freezer as a final gift.

Lust4Life · Post by **Lust4Life** » Sat Sep 27, 2003 8:30 am

TestesInSac · Post by **TestesInSac** » Sat Sep 27, 2003 8:55 am

Infrared Rover wrote:Or Bob's hijacking the "5 people" thread with his bandwidth sponging photos.

Some of can appreciate those photos, as well as Bob's curmudgeonly style. Then again, some of us have DSL.

Lydia Love · Post by **Lydia Love** » Sat Sep 27, 2003 8:56 am

I myself find Bob's .jpg vomiting, picture-worth-a-thousand-word moments to be rather fullfilling and interesting.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Sat Sep 27, 2003 11:05 am

I <heart> bob.

Spokes · Post by **Spokes** » Sat Sep 27, 2003 11:07 am

So sue me.

Lust4Life · Post by **Lust4Life** » Sat Sep 27, 2003 12:35 pm

Thread drift, again.

Angry Butterfly · Post by **Angry Butterfly** » Sun Oct 05, 2003 4:15 pm

I just dug my ingrown, infected toenail out with a rusty exacto knife, it was delicious. AHHH it feels better now.

Badger · Post by **Badger** » Sun Oct 05, 2003 4:38 pm

Wrongness Factor: 2.9

Kinetic · Post by **Kinetic** » Sun Oct 05, 2003 4:40 pm

Relief factor 11.0
If you had one, you would use ANYTHING to get relief.

THE ORIGINAL DIGIMAN · Post by **THE ORIGINAL DIGIMAN** » Sun Oct 05, 2003 4:43 pm

ok...i just have to share this one. it's the type of art i do when people piss me off.

geekster · Post by **geekster** » Fri Dec 10, 2004 10:24 pm

hmmm, this thread hasn't been posted to in a while ...

Post by **AntiM** » Sat Dec 11, 2004 7:49 am

Pamphlet in the surgeon's office: Treatment of Anal Fissures.

yowch.

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Sat Dec 11, 2004 9:48 am

Pamphlet in surgeon's office: Treatment of anal FISTULA.

Yowcher.

geekster · Post by **geekster** » Sat Dec 11, 2004 10:56 am

A spoon full of j-lube helps the medicine go down ....

http://www.body-language.com/item1127.htm

geekster · Post by **geekster** » Sat Dec 11, 2004 2:27 pm

http://boogerfetish.com/lily/pics.html

I never knew there was such a fetish.

tonytohono · Post by **tonytohono** » Sun Dec 12, 2004 9:40 am

I used to work in a medical storage facility... and some of the stuff they saved (biopsy material, tumors, etc) were pretty nasty. Of course it was all encased in wax, but I remember doing a few pulls and it was not pretty stuff to look at.

I also purged vaults at local hosptials and I had to turn around once when I realized I was looking at an amputated body part with some kind of freakish growth sprouting out of it.

Donita · Post by **Donita** » Tue Dec 14, 2004 6:29 pm

My landlord was a son-of-a-bitch when I lived in Salt Lake City. Wouldn't fix anything. Black mold started growing in my daughter's bedroom under the carpet (who knows when) and we were getting really sick. I complained to the landlord after I discovered it. Instead of fixing the problem, I received a 30 days notice to get out.

Soooooo, as I was cleaning out the freezer I found some fish. I didn't feel like taking the fish with me, and I was just livid with the landlord, so I unscrewed all the metal heater grates and put the fish inside. I then meticulously put the grates back on and before I left the house, for the final time, I turned on the heater. About 2 weeks later my friends from that neighborhood called me, laughing their asses off, asking me, "Donita! What the hell did you do??!! Old man Taylor about threw up when he opened the door to your house!!"

I just grinned. I'm a nice person, but sometimes when I get pushed to my limit, I can be a real bitch.

phoenix13 · Post by **phoenix13** » Tue Dec 14, 2004 9:25 pm

Well, I think that cooking with semen would rank amongst disgusting things you could do.

that's disgusting (share here)

that's disgusting (share here)

I confess: I did something disgusting *once*

I confess: I did something disgusting once