The Bar

Discosybil · Post by **Discosybil** » Sat Dec 11, 2004 9:14 pm

sort of. I went to a blind tasting for champagne with a variety of prices ranging from 2.50 to 75.00. Believe it or not...............Andre came in 3rd. It beat the $50 bottle.

But if you don't have it...............................how about a mohito? slurp

Discosybil · Post by **Discosybil** » Sat Dec 11, 2004 9:17 pm

LOL, I just read about the wooden stake on another thread.

Sorry Geekster!

tonytohono · Post by **tonytohono** » Sat Dec 11, 2004 9:32 pm

Which one was 'Bring out the '?', and bring out the best."

Discosybil · Post by **Discosybil** » Sat Dec 11, 2004 9:41 pm

I'm on the verge of slurring but trying to pretend I'm norma. I mean norma. wwoops, I mean Normal.

geekster · Post by **geekster** » Sat Dec 11, 2004 9:42 pm

That was a commercial for mayonnaise.

Bring out the Hellmann's®…Bring out the best®!

And, you may ask why best is trademarked?

Hellmann's® is known as Best Foods® west of the Rockies

tonytohono · Post by **tonytohono** » Sat Dec 11, 2004 10:05 pm

You are exactly right geek! And I thought it was Cold Duck... or Andre...

hmm.

geekster · Post by **geekster** » Sat Dec 11, 2004 10:08 pm

Discosybil wrote:I'm on the verge of slurring but trying to pretend I'm norma. I mean norma. wwoops, I mean Normal.

Normal is SOOOO totally overrated.

geekster · Post by **geekster** » Sat Dec 11, 2004 10:09 pm

heh, and someone posted a favorite BM quote either here or on tribe ... someone walks up to someone else and asks "are you normal?" Too funny.

Discosybil · Post by **Discosybil** » Sat Dec 11, 2004 10:10 pm

In that case, maybel I'll be norma.

Discosybil · Post by **Discosybil** » Sat Dec 11, 2004 10:32 pm

Um, is there usually a bartender in here? I'm sort of feeling like I want to keep the buzz giong

Discosybil · Post by **Discosybil** » Sat Dec 11, 2004 11:08 pm

I'm going to bed. Andre is making my mouth feel like it's rubber, eyes are fuzzy, feeling goofy, not making much sense but enjoyed talking to Geekser and Tonyhoho. Oh and Gigglesnort, I was hoping to say Hi. I still think of you when I feel like giggling.
Good night all.

Will sign off singing..........I'd like to sing the world a song, in perfect harmony. (bouncing off the hall wall, I'm sure) and jumping into bed asking if partner is awaje. Yeeeeeeehaw

Good night

Discosybil · Post by **Discosybil** » Sat Dec 11, 2004 11:13 pm

woops that last part was asking if he was awake. lalalala

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Sun Dec 12, 2004 12:46 am

well fuck every last one of ya fer abandoning The Bar on a Saturday night....

whatthefuckever...santafuckingcon.

yeah, i'm drunk.... WHAT?!

who wants a fucking drink..?

i am home from a fantastic work/home town holiday party. i live in fucking paradise. my community is fanfuckingtastic. OH!! one of my friends (called "f street" onplaya) offered to build whatever fucking artcar anyone can come up with and pay for. and he's for real. has a shop and everything. he did it for the cafe last year. i'm sure this'll end up on it's own thread - but for now... there it is.

shot o gran marnier for me.. anyone...???

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Sun Dec 12, 2004 1:16 am

fine.

no one's here.

thhhppppptt!!!

holy shit!! we just had a fucking earthquake!! yeeee-haawwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!

a GOOD one too!!!

yeah!

hoo.... f*ck. i was gonna say, "fuck y'all. i'm goin to bed. and i was gonna spill the beans on my new crush..." but now i'm all riled up by tectonics.... damn! that's hot!

geekster · Post by **geekster** » Sun Dec 12, 2004 2:06 am

http://quake.wr.usgs.gov/recenteqs/Quak ... 169464.htm

http://quake.usgs.gov/recenteqs/latest.htm

Lydia Love · Post by **Lydia Love** » Sun Dec 12, 2004 3:28 am

Santa, you complete pussy!

Every fuckin' one of ya! All I ask is that you remain coherent until I'm able4 to rejoin your bowl full of jelly shakin', motherfuckin' self a mere six hours after I am forced to leave your leave your reindeer molestin' ass.

But do you?

NO!

I found Samtzu and Sensei... the only *real* Santas as far as I'm concerned... but Sensei and I were culled from the herd with terrifying efficency and ended up at a party that promised to be "75 people and a bunch of unexpeted booze!" and turned out to be 5 rather exhauted and forlorn santas.

Not that I needed more booze... but more Santas would have been nice.

Nevermind. I had more big stupid fun today than I can last remember.

Hohoho

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Sun Dec 12, 2004 11:08 am

it's true, Lydia. I completely suck.

can you ever forgive me?

geekster · Post by **geekster** » Sun Dec 12, 2004 11:30 am

Okay, we need a NonSanta-SantaCon where we all dress up as Non-Santas. It needs to be someplace that is just as difficult for SF, Portland, and Seattle people to get to. Maybe Indian Hot Springs, Idaho

Lydia Love · Post by **Lydia Love** » Sun Dec 12, 2004 11:32 am

What a crazy freakin day yesterday.

I need some sort of ibuprofen cocktail...

geekster · Post by **geekster** » Sun Dec 12, 2004 11:36 am

This is just too damned funny ...

http://www.zefrank.com/punc/

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Sun Dec 12, 2004 12:32 pm

Ho-Ho-Ho!

* Sensei faceplants *

You know how they say "oil and water don't mix"? That may be true, but sometimes the combination of the two can create a rainbow of ethereal beauty. I leaned this last night when I was face down in the gutter.

Remind Sensei to kill Rob-the-Wop. About 30 minutes after Rob and Nurse Nancy left, a cute but unknown Portlander came up and asked if I was Sensei. I replied with my usual, "You got the wrong guy", but she was persistant and I admitted that I was indeed Sensei. She then handed me a small bottle of (ROB'S HOMEMADE) and warned me not to drink too much. She and her beau each had a small taste, then Sensei more or less drained the bottle. I saved a shot for Lydia-the-Light, but I figured I drank about 90 percent of it. Shortly afterwards, I made my oil+water=ethereal beauty discovery.

I can't believe I'm not hungover today! In fact, I feel like singing... Join me, won't you? We sung this at the carousel last night for 1000 people. (to the tune of Chestnuts Roasting by an Open Fire)

Chipminks roasting on an open fire
Hot sauce dripping from their toes
Yuletide squirrels fresh filleted by the choir
They poked hot skewers through their nose

Everyone know some pepper and a garlic clove
Help to make them seasoned right
Tiny rats with a crisp golden coat
Will really hit the spot tonight

And now when Santa sees his tray
There'll be some homemade chipmunk jerky for his sleigh
And every hungry child is gonna spy
To see if Chipmunks really sing when they fry

And so I'm brushing on some honey glaze
To keep them crisp and juicy too
Let's hope they get served many times, many ways
Tasty Chipmunks, good food

Portland SantaCon? Been there, done that. Seattle SantaCon? Been there, done that. Vancouver still to go! Merry Christmas everyone!

P.S. A very special THANKS goes out to MISS Love. She did about 6 hours with us, left to do her show, and FOUND us again afterwards! What a bloodhound! Then she spent about 10 min. making up for lost time (ROB'S HOMEMADE) and she was 'good to go'. And she ate with Sensei at Charlie's on Broadway at three in the freakin' morning, which is probably why Sensei isn't hugging the porcelain this very moment. THANKS AGAIN FOR A WONDERFUL NIGHT, BABE!

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Sun Dec 12, 2004 2:40 pm

*Tall, red clad stranger drags his weary ass into the bar and collapses on a chair. Using the force (what's left of it) he causes a bottle of Glenlivit to levitate off of the shelf and, picking up a glass along the way, it sails over to his table. The cork lifts out, and a double is poured. The bottle is recorked. Only then does the stranger lift his face off of the table, reaches over, shifts the glass under him, and then drops his face into it. The sound of slirping is heard. The Jedi Master relaxes....*

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Sun Dec 12, 2004 2:57 pm

[still in sequins, but under her secret invisible cloak, giggles replaces the bottle on the shelf and proceeds to skate in circles around the red-clad stranger, suppressing giggles]

nipples · Post by **nipples** » Sun Dec 12, 2004 3:07 pm

~sitting quietly, smiling, relaxed~

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Sun Dec 12, 2004 3:22 pm

*stranger lifts his head and watches bottle sail away... "What the fuuu......" he mumbles, but, he then figures it is his sister. The Force has always been strong in his family. He retreives bottle, using the Force, pours himself another, and this time, carefully replaces the bottle on the shelf. "Is that better?" he asks what appears to be the empty bar. A giggle comes out of nowhere, followed by a snort. He then notices the six foot pooka sitting by himself. "Cheers, Friend" he raises his glass to the rabbit, "... and to all who sail with you." He sips again, then lays his head (both sections) gently on the table. Snores soon ensue.*

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Sun Dec 12, 2004 3:29 pm

[invisible giggles pours two flutes of sybil's andre, sets one in front the bunny, the other *disappears*]

nipples · Post by **nipples** » Sun Dec 12, 2004 3:37 pm

Ahhh.... perfect!

my playful minx
my sleeping freind
thought well of

Skøl!

~raises & tips glass toward samtzu & twinkling gigglesnort~

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Sun Dec 12, 2004 3:44 pm

cheers rabbit!

[giggles checks the santa list twice, and then produces a bottle of forgiveness for Ms. Elise, a bottle of agreement for geekie, an ibuprofen cocktail for Ms. Love, and a parcel of little dead squirrel bodies (left in my freezer by the beau) for sensei santa]

that ought to hold em for a minute.

[giggles takes off hte invisible cloak and dons her mommy apron]

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Sun Dec 12, 2004 3:45 pm

*Tall stranger, still snoring, raises glass in toast, then sets it down again, and continues to snore*

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Sun Dec 12, 2004 3:48 pm

[giggles reaches into the mary poppins bag and retrieves a purple box done up in purple ribbon and bow and places on the empty bar]