"It's news to me!"

FlyingMonkey · Post by **FlyingMonkey** » Fri Apr 21, 2017 12:23 pm

It's not jut a festival, Its a job interview!

http://www.businessinsider.com/google-l ... ate-2017-4

FIGJAM · Post by **FIGJAM** » Thu Jun 29, 2017 6:35 am

I KNOW! I KNOW!

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FIGJAM · Post by **FIGJAM** » Fri Jul 21, 2017 7:19 am

Somebody claiming to be FIGJAM has secured EA for Wednesday pre event.

May also be looking for tickets and VP.

I've informed the victim of this skullduggery, so they can rectify this outrage.

Be on your guard!!!

There can only be one FIGJAM!!!!!!!!!!!!

FIGJAM · Post by **FIGJAM** » Fri Jul 21, 2017 7:36 am

The average person inhales 45 pounds of dust in their lifetime.

Burners average double that.

EGAZ · Post by **EGAZ** » Fri Jul 21, 2017 9:45 am

Somebody claiming to be FIGJAM has secured EA for Wednesday pre event.

This is unacceptable. And the only times tar & feathers would be allowed on the playa.
How does one pull this off? Or have I succumbed to FigJam's trolling skills??

FIGJAM · Post by **FIGJAM** » Fri Jul 21, 2017 3:56 pm

True story.

Informed the camp this morning.

I only troll for trout.

forty_eight · Post by **forty_eight** » Tue Jul 25, 2017 3:56 pm

FIGJAM · Post by **FIGJAM** » Tue Jul 25, 2017 8:22 pm

I have actually cut up a car with an axe so it would fit in the bed of my truck to haul it to scrap metal buyer.

forty_eight · Post by **forty_eight** » Wed Aug 09, 2017 4:20 pm

Sounds like Mr Kim is being threatened with Burning Man

http://www.adweek.com/digital/kennebec-journal-typo/

Perpetual Burn · Post by **Perpetual Burn** » Sat Aug 12, 2017 11:47 pm

So, a client tells me today that he "recently" read on the internet that the US Government has the right to record all information on the phones and internet to protect the Constitution...

I was like, "You mean the Patriot Act of 2005?"

Then I was like (to myself,)"You know the NAZIS had the internet right?"

Then I was like (to an alter ego,) "You know electromagnetism is like 13.7 billion years old?"

This. Is. The Internet.

FlyingMonkey · Post by **FlyingMonkey** » Wed Sep 06, 2017 1:07 pm

Neo-Pagans, we're all just Neo-Pagans!

It's on the interwebs so it must be true.

Papa Satan? That would be an awesome ePlaya name!

Papa Satan · Post by **Papa Satan** » Wed Sep 06, 2017 1:17 pm

FlyingMonkey wrote:Papa Satan? That would be an awesome ePlaya name!

It's Taken

Token · Post by **Token** » Wed Sep 06, 2017 1:50 pm

Papa Satan wrote:
FlyingMonkey wrote:Papa Satan? That would be an awesome ePlaya name!

It's Taken

Ooooooh! So cool.

Please pretty please let's play a "Whose Sock Is This" game with it!

Keep using it till we figure it out!

Papa Satan · Post by **Papa Satan** » Wed Sep 06, 2017 3:19 pm

Token wrote:
Papa Satan wrote:
FlyingMonkey wrote:Papa Satan? That would be an awesome ePlaya name!

It's Taken
Ooooooh! So cool.

Please pretty please let's play a "Whose Sock Is This" game with it!

Keep using it till we figure it out!

I'm not feeling the love Token. Grumpy post burn?

It wasn't intended to be cleaver, just a joke (I thought we could still do that here). I thought it was obvious but you act like you solved the mystery of DB Cooper or something and felt inclined to tell everyone how brilliant you are. Bit of an over reaction don't you think?

Anyway, I am a little pissed off at how many holy rollers are on their soap box's condemning the evil Satanic Burning Man festival. It's too bad that Mr. Mitchell through mental illness, drugs, or whatever drove him to do this. I feel bad for his family but now it's given the whacked out religious media & hack YouTubers a platform to declare all burners as Pagan Satan worshipers. I don't like that. I openly let my employer & co-workers know that I go and unfortunately situations like this make the event out to be something that it is not. It's not just this video but several that I have seen today that spew lies and paint us all with the same brush.

To be honest I think most burners are non-religious and don't worship anyone/anything.

FlyingMonkey · Post by **FlyingMonkey** » Wed Sep 06, 2017 3:25 pm

I agree with Papa. Lighten up Dude.

Token · Post by **Token** » Wed Sep 06, 2017 3:33 pm

Dale Cooper from Twin Peaks?

Canoe · Post by **Canoe** » Wed Sep 06, 2017 7:41 pm

Who was supposed to check the weather...

in before the storm.jpg

This is Capt Crapinpants. Today's flight will be a little bumpy.

Capt Crapinpants says it will be a little bumpy.jpg

forty_eight · Post by **forty_eight** » Mon Sep 11, 2017 2:04 pm

After Video Of Elotero Being Attacked Went Viral, Lowrider Bike Clubs Made Him A New, Custom Cart

So, the original story had to do with gentrification and hipster snobs hating on people, but then it got good.

The community rallied around the guy and helped to make him whole, again.

The reason for posting this here has to do with the fabricator:

He says he’s able to afford to take the time to weld the cart because of money he has coming in from multiple Burning Man bike orders. “My hands are for those who need me,” he explains.

makes money off the event but this dude also gets it!

Art (no relation to Benjamín) is a welder who creates custom bicycles as well as street-vending carts. His signature style involves working with scrap, so much so that he’s known as The Skrapfather.

The Skrapfather!

Jackass · Post by **Jackass** » Mon Sep 11, 2017 3:47 pm

On a street vendor related note...

http://www.kcra.com/article/bay-area-po ... y/12223428

Canoe · Post by **Canoe** » Mon Sep 11, 2017 10:08 pm

Jackass wrote:On a street vendor related note...
http://www.kcra.com/article/bay-area-po ... y/12223428

Like the beat cop I saw stop at a homeless guy sitting on the sidewalk. Cop reached down, took the plastic cup, poured the change out into his hand and put it is his pocket, set the cup back down and walked away. Easily 20 people witnessed this, including his partner, with the cop ignoring everyone. Homeless guy just sat there in fear. Stage whisper that cop's name in earshot of a street person and they'd jump. His "fellow" officers were not happy with how difficult he made it for them managing those on the street. Within a few years he got a high-profile political-security protection job, still in uniform. Go figure.

FIGJAM · Post by **FIGJAM** » Sat Sep 16, 2017 1:54 pm

Horseshoe crab blood is worth $15,000 a quart.

ALL vaccines have to be tested on this blood by law.

Round em up!!!

FIGJAM · Post by **FIGJAM** » Sat Sep 23, 2017 9:06 am

When the dinosaurs roamed the earth a year had 370 days in it.

The moon slows the rotation of the earth a few milliseconds every 100 years.

Canoe · Post by **Canoe** » Sun Sep 24, 2017 10:37 pm

Burning Man, like Mars, but lots of shit, no rivers, so going to Mars, how do you handle sanitation on Mars...
No shit.
So to speak.

Canoe · Post by **Canoe** » Tue Sep 26, 2017 6:33 pm

Evaporative Power Has the Potential to Create Electricity for Large Parts of the U.S.

https://spectrum.ieee.org/energywise/en ... -of-the-us

FlyingMonkey · Post by **FlyingMonkey** » Sat Sep 30, 2017 3:20 pm

I did miss her this year.

http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/heres- ... smsnnews11

FlyingMonkey · Post by **FlyingMonkey** » Sun Oct 15, 2017 9:01 am

Nazi have feelings too. (Who knew?)

http://www.newsweek.com/nazi-video-game ... gan-679530

In the spirit of mainstream doublespeak I think we should refer to Nazis as Racial Purists so we don't risk offending anyone.

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Tue Oct 17, 2017 10:19 am

sock puppet factory made

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Tue Oct 17, 2017 10:53 am

http://pix11.com/2017/10/15/artist-who- ... in-report/

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Jackass · Post by **Jackass** » Wed Oct 18, 2017 7:31 am

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