"It's news to me!"
- FlyingMonkey
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It's not jut a festival, Its a job interview!
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I KNOW! I KNOW! 

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Somebody claiming to be FIGJAM has secured EA for Wednesday pre event.
May also be looking for tickets and VP.
I've informed the victim of this skullduggery, so they can rectify this outrage.
Be on your guard!!!
There can only be one FIGJAM!!!!!!!!!!!!
May also be looking for tickets and VP.
I've informed the victim of this skullduggery, so they can rectify this outrage.
Be on your guard!!!
There can only be one FIGJAM!!!!!!!!!!!!

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"If I can't find an answer, I'll create one!!!"
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The average person inhales 45 pounds of dust in their lifetime.
Burners average double that.
Burners average double that.
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- EGAZ
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Somebody claiming to be FIGJAM has secured EA for Wednesday pre event.
This is unacceptable. And the only times tar & feathers would be allowed on the playa.
How does one pull this off? Or have I succumbed to FigJam's trolling skills??
This is unacceptable. And the only times tar & feathers would be allowed on the playa.
How does one pull this off? Or have I succumbed to FigJam's trolling skills??

2nd time better than the first. And the first was pretty Freakin' Great!
I am Camp2. - A solo camp - Stop by and say Hey!,
Gotta beer?
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I am Camp2. - A solo camp - Stop by and say Hey!,

If you are another Solo Burner & very 'Radically Self Reliant' - Maybe we can 'Do What We Do!'

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True story.
Informed the camp this morning.
I only troll for trout.
Informed the camp this morning.
I only troll for trout.

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- forty_eight
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I have actually cut up a car with an axe so it would fit in the bed of my truck to haul it to scrap metal buyer. 

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- forty_eight
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Sounds like Mr Kim is being threatened with Burning Man
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So, a client tells me today that he "recently" read on the internet that the US Government has the right to record all information on the phones and internet to protect the Constitution...
I was like, "You mean the Patriot Act of 2005?"
Then I was like (to myself,)"You know the NAZIS had the internet right?"
Then I was like (to an alter ego,) "You know electromagnetism is like 13.7 billion years old?"
This. Is. The Internet.
I was like, "You mean the Patriot Act of 2005?"
Then I was like (to myself,)"You know the NAZIS had the internet right?"
Then I was like (to an alter ego,) "You know electromagnetism is like 13.7 billion years old?"
This. Is. The Internet.
Consciousness contains all Multiverse
The Singularity cannot be hacked
The Divine Programmer manifests Love
Phenomena radiates it back
With Immaculate power and humble Grace
We Burn down Samsara
At Home, this must be the Place
The Singularity cannot be hacked
The Divine Programmer manifests Love
Phenomena radiates it back
With Immaculate power and humble Grace
We Burn down Samsara
At Home, this must be the Place
- FlyingMonkey
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Neo-Pagans, we're all just Neo-Pagans!
It's on the interwebs so it must be true.
Papa Satan? That would be an awesome ePlaya name!
It's on the interwebs so it must be true.
Papa Satan? That would be an awesome ePlaya name!
In your wildest dreams you can not imagine the marvelous SURPRISES that await YOU.
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FlyingMonkey wrote:Papa Satan? That would be an awesome ePlaya name!
It's Taken


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Ooooooh! So cool.Papa Satan wrote:FlyingMonkey wrote:Papa Satan? That would be an awesome ePlaya name!
It's Taken![]()
Please pretty please let's play a "Whose Sock Is This" game with it!
Keep using it till we figure it out!
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I'm not feeling the love Token. Grumpy post burn?Token wrote:Ooooooh! So cool.Papa Satan wrote:FlyingMonkey wrote:Papa Satan? That would be an awesome ePlaya name!
It's Taken![]()
Please pretty please let's play a "Whose Sock Is This" game with it!
Keep using it till we figure it out!
It wasn't intended to be cleaver, just a joke (I thought we could still do that here). I thought it was obvious but you act like you solved the mystery of DB Cooper or something and felt inclined to tell everyone how brilliant you are. Bit of an over reaction don't you think?
Anyway, I am a little pissed off at how many holy rollers are on their soap box's condemning the evil Satanic Burning Man festival. It's too bad that Mr. Mitchell through mental illness, drugs, or whatever drove him to do this. I feel bad for his family but now it's given the whacked out religious media & hack YouTubers a platform to declare all burners as Pagan Satan worshipers. I don't like that. I openly let my employer & co-workers know that I go and unfortunately situations like this make the event out to be something that it is not. It's not just this video but several that I have seen today that spew lies and paint us all with the same brush.
To be honest I think most burners are non-religious and don't worship anyone/anything.
- FlyingMonkey
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I agree with Papa. Lighten up Dude.


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Dale Cooper from Twin Peaks?
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Who was supposed to check the weather...
This is Capt Crapinpants. Today's flight will be a little bumpy.
This is Capt Crapinpants. Today's flight will be a little bumpy.
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- forty_eight
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After Video Of Elotero Being Attacked Went Viral, Lowrider Bike Clubs Made Him A New, Custom Cart
So, the original story had to do with gentrification and hipster snobs hating on people, but then it got good.
The community rallied around the guy and helped to make him whole, again.
The reason for posting this here has to do with the fabricator:
So, the original story had to do with gentrification and hipster snobs hating on people, but then it got good.
The community rallied around the guy and helped to make him whole, again.
The reason for posting this here has to do with the fabricator:
makes money off the event but this dude also gets it!He says he’s able to afford to take the time to weld the cart because of money he has coming in from multiple Burning Man bike orders. “My hands are for those who need me,” he explains.
The Skrapfather!Art (no relation to Benjamín) is a welder who creates custom bicycles as well as street-vending carts. His signature style involves working with scrap, so much so that he’s known as The Skrapfather.
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Sooner or later, it will get real strange...
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Like the beat cop I saw stop at a homeless guy sitting on the sidewalk. Cop reached down, took the plastic cup, poured the change out into his hand and put it is his pocket, set the cup back down and walked away. Easily 20 people witnessed this, including his partner, with the cop ignoring everyone. Homeless guy just sat there in fear. Stage whisper that cop's name in earshot of a street person and they'd jump. His "fellow" officers were not happy with how difficult he made it for them managing those on the street. Within a few years he got a high-profile political-security protection job, still in uniform. Go figure.Jackass wrote:On a street vendor related note...
http://www.kcra.com/article/bay-area-po ... y/12223428
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That's one word I regret googling during breakfast.
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Video games are giving kids unrealistic expectations on how many swords they can carry.
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That's one word I regret googling during breakfast.
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Video games are giving kids unrealistic expectations on how many swords they can carry.
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, but don't harm the red dragon that frequents the area from time to time. He and I have an agreement.
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Horseshoe crab blood is worth $15,000 a quart.
ALL vaccines have to be tested on this blood by law.
Round em up!!!
ALL vaccines have to be tested on this blood by law.
Round em up!!!
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"If I can't find an answer, I'll create one!!!"
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When the dinosaurs roamed the earth a year had 370 days in it.
The moon slows the rotation of the earth a few milliseconds every 100 years.
The moon slows the rotation of the earth a few milliseconds every 100 years.

"Don't buy ur Burn...........Build ur Burn!"
"If I can't find an answer, I'll create one!!!"
Fuck Im Good Just Ask Me
"If I can't find an answer, I'll create one!!!"
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Burning Man, like Mars, but lots of shit, no rivers, so going to Mars, how do you handle sanitation on Mars...
No shit.
So to speak.
No shit.
So to speak.
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Video games are giving kids unrealistic expectations on how many swords they can carry.
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That's one word I regret googling during breakfast.
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Video games are giving kids unrealistic expectations on how many swords they can carry.
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, but don't harm the red dragon that frequents the area from time to time. He and I have an agreement.
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Evaporative Power Has the Potential to Create Electricity for Large Parts of the U.S.
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That's one word I regret googling during breakfast.
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Video games are giving kids unrealistic expectations on how many swords they can carry.
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, but don't harm the red dragon that frequents the area from time to time. He and I have an agreement.
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That's one word I regret googling during breakfast.
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Video games are giving kids unrealistic expectations on how many swords they can carry.
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, but don't harm the red dragon that frequents the area from time to time. He and I have an agreement.
- FlyingMonkey
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In your wildest dreams you can not imagine the marvelous SURPRISES that await YOU.
- FlyingMonkey
- Posts: 1268
- Joined: Sat Nov 12, 2011 10:33 am
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Nazi have feelings too. (Who knew?)
http://www.newsweek.com/nazi-video-game ... gan-679530
In the spirit of mainstream doublespeak I think we should refer to Nazis as Racial Purists so we don't risk offending anyone.
http://www.newsweek.com/nazi-video-game ... gan-679530
In the spirit of mainstream doublespeak I think we should refer to Nazis as Racial Purists so we don't risk offending anyone.
In your wildest dreams you can not imagine the marvelous SURPRISES that await YOU.
- Simon of the Playa
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Simon save me!!!
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Sooner or later, it will get real strange...
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11th Principle: Depussyfication - Keeping Burning Man potentially lethal. Token