The Bar

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Mon Dec 13, 2004 2:58 pm

BTW, anyone else got UPIs (Unidentified Party Injuries) from this weekend?

I'm counting three bruises on the inside of each knee (symetrical, no less), a big one on my inner left thigh, some on my outer knees, and strange tender spots at the edges of my pecs.

WTF? they're turning very pretty colours now, though...

Lydia Love · Post by **Lydia Love** » Mon Dec 13, 2004 3:05 pm

uh... all y'all seattle eplayans realize that the LL is gonna be interesting tonight, right?

12/13/2004Town Hall Meeting with Larry Harvey, et al
CHAC Theater (1621 12th Ave)
7:00 - 9:00pm

Join us for a Town Hall meeting to discuss the LLC that is being formed to support the local community. Senior staff from the BuMP (Larry Harvey, Andie Grace, Steven Raspa) will be with us to give their input from both a regional and worldwide viewpoint.

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Mon Dec 13, 2004 3:07 pm

fuck that shit, man! how long are they gonna meet for?
let's have more of this instead:

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Mon Dec 13, 2004 3:08 pm

Rian Jackson wrote:BTW, anyone else got UPIs (Unidentified Party Injuries) from this weekend?

I'm counting three bruises on the inside of each knee (symetrical, no less), a big one on my inner left thigh, some on my outer knees, and strange tender spots at the edges of my pecs.

WTF? they're turning very pretty colours now, though...

Uhhh... bruised ego, in several places... oh, and a broken heart, but, shit... that's nothing. It was really a good weekend...

Lydia Love · Post by **Lydia Love** » Mon Dec 13, 2004 3:09 pm

Looks like it's going til 9:00pm

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Mon Dec 13, 2004 3:09 pm

hm. i guess it says right there. no worries.
hey look, i grew! or at least my font did, for now!!

check out who, in the above photo, is the REAL santa!
ho ho-dy ho.

Simply Joel · Post by **Simply Joel** » Mon Dec 13, 2004 3:11 pm

i am waiting on seattle santacon photos...

may i have a scotch?

i am on my way for a default world one.

take care folks...

it is dropping into the teens tonight!

BRRRRRRRR!

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Mon Dec 13, 2004 3:11 pm

i hope none of those UPIs were my fault, Sam?

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Mon Dec 13, 2004 3:16 pm

That's right! I'd forgotten that actiongrl is coming to town tonight!

Larry who? Steven who? But actiongrl in Seattle? On a freakin' Monday night? At the LL?

Santa must truly love Seattle; that's the only possible explanation... And Santa Sensei (the 'real' Santa) needs to find a quickie Christmas gift for A.G.!

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Mon Dec 13, 2004 3:19 pm

well, they're gonna be upstairs. hey eplayans, this is the time to test the theory of whether Larry really follows this board closely or not. We all approach him in a group and WHOMP him. See if he recognises any of the names.

Hmmm.

Think they'll come down for drinks?

Fuck the senior staff, man. We'll give them some tilt a whirl and then run off to sob our girly eyes out/laugh our girly asses off.

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Mon Dec 13, 2004 3:24 pm

Here, Joel... I was taking pictures up to the point where I forgot how to push the button...
http://www.ofoto.com/BrowsePhotos.jsp?& ... 1946117606

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Mon Dec 13, 2004 3:29 pm

Rian wrote:well, they're gonna be upstairs. hey eplayans, this is the time to test the theory of whether Larry really follows this board closely or not. We all approach him in a group and WHOMP him. See if he recognises any of the names. Hmmm. Think they'll come down for drinks? Fuck the senior staff, man. We'll give them some tilt a whirl and then run off to sob our girly eyes out/laugh our girly asses off.

You lost me at the 'crying our girly eyes out' part, but I'm up for the rest. Although this year, someone else has to put the 'kick me' sticker on Larry's back. And everyone will be nice and polite to A.G., but that goes without sayin'.

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Mon Dec 13, 2004 3:30 pm

Sensei wrote:
Rian wrote:well, they're gonna be upstairs. hey eplayans, this is the time to test the theory of whether Larry really follows this board closely or not. We all approach him in a group and WHOMP him. See if he recognises any of the names. Hmmm. Think they'll come down for drinks? Fuck the senior staff, man. We'll give them some tilt a whirl and then run off to sob our girly eyes out/laugh our girly asses off.
You lost me at the 'crying our girly eyes out' part, but I'm up for the rest. Although this year, someone else has to put the 'kick me' sticker on Larry's back. And everyone will be nice and polite to A.G., but that goes without sayin'.

wtf are you talking' about? we'll play with her as nicely as we play with each other!

Rob the Wop · Post by **Rob the Wop** » Mon Dec 13, 2004 3:33 pm

Ho
ho

Phot-Ho-s

CoworkerLurker · Post by **CoworkerLurker** » Mon Dec 13, 2004 3:34 pm

Rian Jackson wrote:hey look, i grew! or at least my font did, for now!!

Nice to see.

Rob the Wop · Post by **Rob the Wop** » Mon Dec 13, 2004 3:36 pm

SantaSurly,

No see picies.
Big X.
Santa wasn't that blottHo-ed.

PS. Who's up for the last leg? Should be good, Vancouver is a great place to Ho.

PPS. I am the real Santa. Pphhhhhhbbbbttttt!

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Mon Dec 13, 2004 3:40 pm

That's right! We did dance at the Nutcracker! And, we did "Singing in the Rain", right? Right? At least, I was... I think...

turtle · Post by **turtle** » Mon Dec 13, 2004 3:46 pm

To Helitack and all...
Hi this is Turtle, this is my first post on here. if it happens, I'll be at Helicon event for sure... I also don't have the weekends off, rather, Mon-Tue-Wed. This will be so fun, I hope that lots of people can make it.

BlueBirdPoof · Post by **BlueBirdPoof** » Mon Dec 13, 2004 3:52 pm

Sensei wrote:That's right! I'd forgotten that actiongrl is coming to town tonight!

Larry who? Steven who? But actiongrl in Seattle? On a freakin' Monday night? At the LL?

Santa must truly love Seattle; that's the only possible explanation... And Santa Sensei (the 'real' Santa) needs to find a quickie Christmas gift for A.G.!

Well dang, this sounds like the perfect reason to drop into Archie McPhee to this Berkeley girl. Of course, for all I know it's a blight on your city--but from down here it's an unobtainable eden.

BlueBirdPoof · Post by **BlueBirdPoof** » Mon Dec 13, 2004 3:54 pm

Rian Jackson wrote:well, they're gonna be upstairs. hey eplayans, this is the time to test the theory of whether Larry really follows this board closely or not. We all approach him in a group and WHOMP him. See if he recognises any of the names.

Is anyone gonna pretend to be me?

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Mon Dec 13, 2004 4:46 pm

and I thought all this talk of a roller coaster was just talk.

We really need to get out in the daytime. Not sure it'll happen this year. I need to find out what the weather is expected to be. It's pretty cold tonight.

and with that in mind, I need a hot drink.

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Mon Dec 13, 2004 5:01 pm

I'll have what Sputnik is havin'...

Yep, it's all true about the Santa coaster. Especially the part about the coaster not being able to make the first hill, and having to off-load about 2 tons of Santas before the poor little coaster could move again.

Surprisingly (to me, anyways), Pimpin' Sensei has been the only pimp Santa in both Portland and Seattle. Old ladies get one look at my pimp hat and say, "Look! It's Pimpin' Santa!" I'm lovin' every second of it.

Sputnik, we have to get together sometime. I'll bring some Ho's, you bring some Ho's, and we'll have a little Pimpin' Santa Player's Ball... You still have time to get a flight to Vancouver, B.C. for this Saturday. It will be epic.

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Mon Dec 13, 2004 5:04 pm

This Saturday is DETROIT. No way I'd miss it. I just pimped out my old costume with some great spotted fur.

But, yes, next year at BM we must do Santacon together.

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Mon Dec 13, 2004 5:11 pm

Ya' know, there aren't too many things in this world right now that could distract Pimpin' Santa Sensei from his planned hijinks this weekend in B.C., but to be honest, DETROIT is the FUCKING HOME of Pimpin' Santas everywhere... Hell, even in Seattle we know this to be true. Sounds like a damn fine time... Think of Pimpin' Santa Sensei while you're rampaging, and I'll think of Pimpin' Santa Sputnik when I'm out rampaging... International Pimpin' Santa synergy, that's what we'll have...

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Mon Dec 13, 2004 5:28 pm

Just in case you're wondering. Past year's photos can be viewed at

http://detroitsantarchy.com

You can also take a test there to see if you can hang with us.

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Mon Dec 13, 2004 6:15 pm

Santa Sandwich after a stroke of luck will be in Vancouver, BC this weekend Ho'ing it up. Anyone want to carpool it from Seattle or Portland?

Sandwich

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Mon Dec 13, 2004 6:42 pm

Santa Sensei's 2 seat sleigh (IF he still manages to pull this off) is already promised unfortunately, but a BOATLOAD of Puddletowners made it to SantaCon and will be going to B.C., I'm sure Sandwichman will find something... Don't miss this last one! I keep hearing how their strip bars are soooo much more Santa friendly than even Portland! We'll see... Then we get to come back through Customs... But it's #3 in the TriSantaCon!

Lydia Love · Post by **Lydia Love** » Mon Dec 13, 2004 6:43 pm

jealous!

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Mon Dec 13, 2004 6:55 pm

Well the beau is trying to get me to tell a stupid southern joke but I ain't havin it. I think I will have a drink. Is anyone drinking around here?

[notices purple present still sitting on the bar]

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Mon Dec 13, 2004 7:05 pm

We're having a last one while we blow off Larry's talk and the 'real' bar opens...