The Bar

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Tue Dec 14, 2004 10:47 am

Rian Jackson wrote:damn, i missed that one. they do all the fun stuff when i sneak off to the bathroom. wtf?

Ms. R-Jack aka SurlyTart you better make your way up to Vancouver or I am going to have to send the elves after you.

Santa Sandwich

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Tue Dec 14, 2004 10:57 am

elves sound like fun...

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Tue Dec 14, 2004 10:58 am

Rian Jackson wrote:elves sound like fun...

So you choosin the hard way then?

Rob the Wop · Post by **Rob the Wop** » Tue Dec 14, 2004 11:01 am

Sandwichman wrote:Mr Wop oh Mr Wop what is going on here...

Can't see the photo. The link says I don't have permissions.

OR

I'm having sex with a giant red X, which happenes occasoinally.

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Tue Dec 14, 2004 11:02 am

tell me more about these 'elves,' why don't you...

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Tue Dec 14, 2004 11:03 am

Rob the Wop wrote:
Sandwichman wrote:Mr Wop oh Mr Wop what is going on here...

Can't see the photo. The link says I don't have permissions.

OR

I'm having sex with a giant red X, which happenes occasoinally.

The red X won't make it through the firewall that we are both a part of here in the world of silicone chips and the tools that build them.

Sandwich

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Tue Dec 14, 2004 11:03 am

does anyone else find it convenient that Rob can't see any of these photos which depict him WITHOUT full santa gear?

the real santa, my ass.

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Tue Dec 14, 2004 11:04 am

Rob the Wop wrote:
Sandwichman wrote:Mr Wop oh Mr Wop what is going on here...

http://images7.fotki.com/v135/free/8093 ... A15-vi.jpg
Can't see the photo. The link says I don't have permissions.

OR

I'm having sex with a giant red X, which happenes occasoinally.

Once I paste the link into the browser box up there myself I can see it just fyne--in the thread, even. Seems Santa gets it where he can.

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Tue Dec 14, 2004 11:08 am

Rob the Wop wrote:
Sandwichman wrote:Mr Wop oh Mr Wop what is going on here...

Can't see the photo. The link says I don't have permissions.

OR

I'm having sex with a giant red X, which happenes occasoinally.

Oh and Rob denial will not get you very far.

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Tue Dec 14, 2004 11:10 am

Maybe he's got the kiddie filters on. *snicker*

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Tue Dec 14, 2004 11:12 am

Rian Jackson wrote:Maybe he's got the kiddie filters on. *snicker*

That would be a first

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Tue Dec 14, 2004 11:35 am

Sandwichman wrote:
Rian Jackson wrote:Maybe he's got the kiddie filters on. *snicker*
That would be a first

I don't know. It opens a range of options. Maybe rob is really a minor? Maybe they think he's a minor at work? Maybe he really has delicate sensitivities?

We need a fact finding commission.

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Tue Dec 14, 2004 11:40 am

Rian Jackson wrote:
Sandwichman wrote:
Rian Jackson wrote:Maybe he's got the kiddie filters on. *snicker*
That would be a first
I don't know. It opens a range of options. Maybe rob is really a minor? Maybe they think he's a minor at work? Maybe he really has delicate sensitivities?

We need a fact finding commission.

I propose a commision of Surlytart, Sensei, Samtzu, Lydia, and Guinivere.

I think these people are capable and will do the job right. The facts should be reported back to Notthat1 for discreet laughter and then reported to the public for further ridicule. Upon completion of ridicule we will proceed to procure phone numbers of family members and ex-girlfriends and proceed with a program I call "The laugh heard around the world."

Senior Officer Sandwich

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Tue Dec 14, 2004 11:43 am

It has potential, so long as alcohol is involved. I have experience as the head of the secret police back in high school. this could work. Well? The rest of ya'll? Interested?

Much work must be done on this score next weekend.

ST

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Tue Dec 14, 2004 11:45 am

Rian Jackson wrote:It has potential, so long as alcohol is involved. I have experience as the head of the secret police back in high school. this could work. Well? The rest of ya'll? Interested?

Much work must be done on this score next weekend.

ST

When is alcohol not involved? If I am around it is usually a factor somehow.

Jason

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Tue Dec 14, 2004 11:47 am

Are we thinking invasive techniques?

Search the house, visit the place of business, kidnap his teddy bears?

I might be able to rope some of his friends into this. Must speak with the great SantaNiNi.

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Tue Dec 14, 2004 11:51 am

Rian Jackson wrote:Are we thinking invasive techniques?

Search the house, visit the place of business, kidnap his teddy bears?

I might be able to rope some of his friends into this. Must speak with the great SantaNiNi.

The techniques I will leave up to you and the rest of the commission. But I do reccommend his friends in this endeavor.

Sandwich

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Tue Dec 14, 2004 12:41 pm

Where the hell is Rian with my mint tea! Man, the service in this place today! Gottdammit, maybe I'll just have to make it myself, or just find something else to drink.

*rummage, rummage*

Aha! What it this! Here's a Chateau Pichon Longueville 1979 Comtesse de Lalande Pauillac that that screwhead Sputnik missed when he sold off my cellar. Now, if there's a corkscrew around, I may be in luck.

*rummage, rummage*

Bong? Nope.
Frederick's of Hollywood tap pants? Nope.
Tin of smoked herring? Nope.
Rob's stuffed Santa? Eew.
Bag of unidentifiable organic material? Nope.

Here we go, a rusty 1938 World's Fair penknife with pig dick. That'll have to do.

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Tue Dec 14, 2004 12:51 pm

buckethead alien wrote:
*rummage, rummage*

Aha! What it this! Here's a Chateau Pichon Longueville 1979 Comtesse de Lalande Pauillac that that screwhead Sputnik missed when he sold off my cellar.

Uh, yeah, yeah. It WAS that screwhead Sputnik that sold off your cellar, wasn't it? I never would have done something like that. Especially not to pay for a coupla' pounds of boo. Nope. Not me. Musta' been Sputnik...

geekster · Post by **geekster** » Tue Dec 14, 2004 12:56 pm

Holy, shit, what time is it? JEEEZ! Man, I gotta get to WORK! That'll teach me to get all manic and drunk at the same time! Hmm, is that enough exclaimation points? Good, still have an hour and a half before my meeting at "work".

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Tue Dec 14, 2004 12:57 pm

Sensei wrote:
buckethead alien wrote:
*rummage, rummage*

Aha! What it this! Here's a Chateau Pichon Longueville 1979 Comtesse de Lalande Pauillac that that screwhead Sputnik missed when he sold off my cellar.
Uh, yeah, yeah. It WAS that screwhead Sputnik that sold off your cellar, wasn't it? I never would have done something like that. Especially not to pay for a coupla' pounds of boo. Nope. Not me. Musta' been Sputnik...

Yeah, it was one of you crackhead Santas, that's for sure.

"Where's the TV, man?

"I <i>smoked</i> the TV."

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Tue Dec 14, 2004 1:05 pm

buckethead alien wrote:
Sensei wrote:
buckethead alien wrote:
*rummage, rummage*

Aha! What it this! Here's a Chateau Pichon Longueville 1979 Comtesse de Lalande Pauillac that that screwhead Sputnik missed when he sold off my cellar.
Uh, yeah, yeah. It WAS that screwhead Sputnik that sold off your cellar, wasn't it? I never would have done something like that. Especially not to pay for a coupla' pounds of boo. Nope. Not me. Musta' been Sputnik...
Yeah, it was one of you crackhead Santas, that's for sure.

"Where's the TV, man?

"I <i>smoked</i> the TV."

Hey don't knock the Ho's my friend. Gotta run time for Charles In charge.

Santa Sandwich

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Tue Dec 14, 2004 1:16 pm

Honey, if you want tea you either gotta verbalise or show me some other way.

Fresh mint, right?

Lawdy.

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Tue Dec 14, 2004 1:20 pm

Fresh mint. Right. Verbalize. Right. Sorry, R-Jack. I'll boil the water.

--

From "Jungle Fever:"
Lucinda Purify: What happened to the color TV?
Gator Purify: Mama, I smoked the color TV!

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Tue Dec 14, 2004 1:25 pm

Sit down, would ya? With your draggin pace it will take all day.

smooch!

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Tue Dec 14, 2004 1:31 pm

Sit down. Yes. Nice spot here in the tent with lots of Moroccan carpets about. Water's just about ready.

~clink~

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Tue Dec 14, 2004 1:35 pm

I'm putting out four glasses on this low hammered-brass table. Rian, where'd did you get to with that mint now?

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Tue Dec 14, 2004 1:35 pm

sorry, i had to run to the greenhouse to pick the mint. you did say 'fresh' didn't you?

this looks lovely.

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Tue Dec 14, 2004 1:37 pm

Thank you. You put it in the glasses, please. I'll put in the tea and pour the water. Sugar for you?

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Tue Dec 14, 2004 1:41 pm

please. i always take mine Nabulsi style.

would you like me to fire up the narguila? i have some grape shisha for it.