The Bar

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Tue Dec 14, 2004 6:29 pm

oh, yeah... that...

I hate that...

boundaries are tricky sometimes...

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Tue Dec 14, 2004 6:29 pm

Did I miss something or did some of the hollywierd stuff rub off on me?

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Tue Dec 14, 2004 6:31 pm

<from beneath the cloak of invisibility>

ahhhh...alone in a crowded room

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Tue Dec 14, 2004 6:32 pm

Well I was trying to get Uber to open up a bit and she went all silent on me. Maybe I should just dive under the blanket and play footsies with Nipples or something.

*wiggle wiggle*

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Tue Dec 14, 2004 6:32 pm

Anyone else want a Hamms, I found a whole 12 box.

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Tue Dec 14, 2004 6:33 pm

as long as your footsie playing doesn't interrupt our cuddle time, I guess i'm okay with it...

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Tue Dec 14, 2004 6:35 pm

GuinivereElise wrote:as long as your footsie playing doesn't interrupt our cuddle time, I guess i'm okay with it...

That's very nice of you. Thanks for getting the gin, by the way.

*puts arms around GE under blanket*

Heli, hows about you put one of those Hambones on ice for me for when the gin runs out?

uBeRpLaYa · Post by **uBeRpLaYa** » Tue Dec 14, 2004 6:36 pm

wHaT bUcKeThEd?

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Tue Dec 14, 2004 6:37 pm

hey, I do what I can... *snuggling into BHA's arms* can someone pour me a bit of that gin?

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Tue Dec 14, 2004 6:39 pm

uBeRpLaYa wrote:wHaT bUcKeThEd?

Hi Uber. Well, how should I put this? I like seeing you in here and I wish that you came around more often. Gin?

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Tue Dec 14, 2004 6:39 pm

*Tall dark stranger, still wrapped in a blanket, rises from the couch and shuffles over behind the bar. He pours himself a double from the Glenlivit bottle and shuffles back to the couch. His bunny slippers are, somehow, not incongruous with the rest of his outfit. He sits, sips the scotch, then, pulling his feet up under him, sticks his thumb in his mouth and watches the fire*

uBeRpLaYa · Post by **uBeRpLaYa** » Tue Dec 14, 2004 6:40 pm

rEaLlY?

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Tue Dec 14, 2004 6:41 pm

wanna come cuddle under the blanket Sam??

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Tue Dec 14, 2004 6:41 pm

samtzu wrote:*Tall dark stranger, still wrapped in a blanket, rises from the couch and shuffles over behind the bar. He pours himself a double from the Glenlivit bottle and shuffles back to the couch. His bunny slippers are, somehow, not incongruous with the rest of his outfit. He sits, sips the scotch, then, pulling his feet up under him, sticks his thumb in his mouth and watches the fire*

Linus all grown up?

Lydia Love · Post by **Lydia Love** » Tue Dec 14, 2004 6:41 pm

oh, what the hell... I'm curious enough to be gauche.

Hey Uber... it appears, from some perspectives, as if you've got a bit of an obession with another bar denizen.

What's up with that?

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Tue Dec 14, 2004 6:41 pm

Yeah, really. Even if you are giving us the bird in your avatar.

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Tue Dec 14, 2004 6:42 pm

hey Lydia!! Come cuddle!!

uBeRpLaYa · Post by **uBeRpLaYa** » Tue Dec 14, 2004 6:43 pm

yEs i dO.

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Tue Dec 14, 2004 6:45 pm

GuinivereElise wrote:wanna come cuddle under the blanket Sam??

*Taking thumb out of mouth*
That would be nice, Sweetie... come on over...
*Opens up a warm spot under the blanket for her*

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Tue Dec 14, 2004 6:46 pm

*opens another space on the other side of himself*
Ms. Love?

nipples · Post by **nipples** » Tue Dec 14, 2004 6:46 pm

Another famous "Group Therapy" session,
courtesy of Mike Myers, Austin Powers, Int'l Man of Mystery:

Dr. Evil: The details of my life are quite inconsequential.
Therapist: Oh no. Please, please, let's hear about your childhood.
Dr. Evil: Very well. Where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a 15-year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent, I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds. Pretty standard-really. At the age of 12, I received my first scribe. At the age of 14, an Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There's nothing like a shorn scrotum, it's breathtaking I suggest you try it.
Therapist: You know we have to stop

uBeRpLaYa · Post by **uBeRpLaYa** » Tue Dec 14, 2004 6:49 pm

dId tHaT aNsWeR tHe qUeStIoN?

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Tue Dec 14, 2004 6:49 pm

I think everyone's more interested in the WHY of it all, uber...

at least, I am...

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Tue Dec 14, 2004 6:53 pm

GuinivereElise wrote:I think everyone's more interested in the WHY of it all, uber...

at least, I am...

Yup, we would all like to know. Hey these Hamms are good, anyone want one?

paps · Post by **paps** » Tue Dec 14, 2004 6:53 pm

Pop corn is ready!

(tips vat of extremely hot yellow "butter" over in large red wagon-load of popcorn, sits cross-legged, rapt attentuate~

S'cuse me.. I got some on my tits!

~fumbles hand in own blouse~

uBeRpLaYa · Post by **uBeRpLaYa** » Tue Dec 14, 2004 6:54 pm

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Tue Dec 14, 2004 6:54 pm

okey dokey everyone... this little girl needs to go home. I'll see you all tomorrow...

*kisses Sam on the forehead*
*bites Lydia's neck*
*Kisses Nipples on the cheek*
*blows a kiss to Heli, Sputnik, uber, and anyone else I may have missed*
*peels herself out of BHAs arms, reluctantly, and kisses the top of his head*

goodnight, all...

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Tue Dec 14, 2004 6:55 pm

uBeRpLaYa wrote:bYe

hmmm. well, I tried...

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Tue Dec 14, 2004 6:56 pm

See ya', Sweetie... have a nice evening...

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Tue Dec 14, 2004 6:56 pm

<walks over to jukebox and gives it a kick>

Music is playing for anyone who wants to listen. Might mess with the stream now and then over the evening. Got some new tunes I want to add into the mix.

<Grabs another PBR and lights up a cigar and pulls up a stool at the bar.>