The Bar

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Wed Dec 15, 2004 2:57 pm

helitack wrote:I can arrest that squirrel you know.

great! go to Chelan, take the boat to Lucerne, go up the mountain 10 miles. it's the grey fuzzy one.

that could work, GE.... what days are good for ya?

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Wed Dec 15, 2004 2:58 pm

tuesday, thursday

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Wed Dec 15, 2004 2:59 pm

[quote="Rian Jackson
great! go to Chelan, take the boat to Lucerne, go up the mountain 10 miles. it's the grey fuzzy one.

[/quote]

dont' forget about the tail!!

It's got a long fuzzy tail! THAT should help you identify the fucker...

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Wed Dec 15, 2004 3:01 pm

ack! damned quote feature... damned operator error...

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Wed Dec 15, 2004 3:02 pm

GuinivereElise wrote:tuesday, thursday

thursday, bad. tues should be ok. you're in town for the holiday?

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Wed Dec 15, 2004 3:04 pm

Rian Jackson wrote:
GuinivereElise wrote:tuesday, thursday
thursday, bad. tues should be ok. you're in town for the holiday?

yepper

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Wed Dec 15, 2004 3:09 pm

Take the thruway to the airport, catch plane, arrive McCarran, big ol green ugly Suburban with chauffer waiting. get ride to the place, then everythings OK. Patron?

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Wed Dec 15, 2004 3:11 pm

[bewildered] but how will that solve the problem of the thieving squirrel?? [/bewildered]

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Wed Dec 15, 2004 3:14 pm

It is FAR away from that squirrel, but close to another. A conundrum. Which squirrel preferable?

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Wed Dec 15, 2004 3:15 pm

[affronted] i don't believe in collective punishment! [/affronted]

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Wed Dec 15, 2004 3:16 pm

Oh, but the desert squirrel is so not into punishment.

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Wed Dec 15, 2004 3:17 pm

speaking of being affronted, might I mention that Christmas has officially thrown up all over my store...

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Wed Dec 15, 2004 3:19 pm

You mean the commercialization of a christianized pagan celebration booted in your store?

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Wed Dec 15, 2004 3:20 pm

helitack wrote:You mean the commercialization of a christianized pagan celebration booted in your store?

oh yeah, baby.

my regional said we HAD to decorate the store. So I assigned my homegirl Alexis to do it... she did it up right, and my store now REEKS of hallmark holidays and presents...

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Wed Dec 15, 2004 3:22 pm

But do the decorations say Merry X-mas?

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Wed Dec 15, 2004 3:23 pm

helitack wrote:Oh, but the desert squirrel is so not into punishment.

you were talking about arresting the wrong squirrel! and that's not punishment???

do tell about the santa barf, guin.

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Wed Dec 15, 2004 3:23 pm

*laugh*

no... I think we avoided the 'x-mas' thing... though the spray snow looks loverly, let me tell you...

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Wed Dec 15, 2004 3:27 pm

*all i want is a room somewhere
far away from the cool night air
with one enormous chair
oh, wouldn't it be loverly?

lots of chocolate for me to eat
lots of coal makin' lots of 'eat
....*

you started it.

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Wed Dec 15, 2004 3:29 pm

Ok, I won't arrest any squirrels until I see the perp. Maybe thats what I could use my unused airplane ticket for. Ya think?

BlueBirdPoof · Post by **BlueBirdPoof** » Wed Dec 15, 2004 3:56 pm

helitack wrote:But do the decorations say Merry X-mas?

No, no, no, you've got to say "Merry Christmas" not Merry X-mas, or Happy Holidays or Season's Greetings or else the "Put the Christ back in Chrismas" folks will boycott your store for being inssufficiently Christian and you won't make any money except from pagen wierdos. And everyone knows that pagen wierdos don't overdo xmas as much as put the christ back in christmas fun-de-mental-ists do.

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Wed Dec 15, 2004 5:00 pm

okay, I'm back from lunch... time to drink!

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Wed Dec 15, 2004 5:03 pm

Hi everyone. Today I really need company more than booze, but if it's just booze you've got then, that'll have to do.

Pssst, GE, c'mere

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Wed Dec 15, 2004 5:05 pm

*going over to BHA*

what, babe?

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Wed Dec 15, 2004 5:06 pm

(I just got the nicest surprise in my e-mail. You won't belive it.)

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Wed Dec 15, 2004 5:07 pm

hmmmm... whatever could that have been??

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Wed Dec 15, 2004 5:09 pm

by the way, did you see the leaves today?

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Wed Dec 15, 2004 5:11 pm

Rian Jackson wrote:*all i want is a room somewhere
far away from the cool night air
with one enormous chair
oh, wouldn't it be loverly?

lots of chocolate for me to eat
lots of coal makin' lots of 'eat
....*

you started it.

I know... I don't mind that one as much as

"CON-sida yaself, ah ome"

gets stuck in my head...

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Wed Dec 15, 2004 5:13 pm

GuinivereElise wrote:by the way, did you see the leaves today?

yes, they were blowing around in the shape of a heart again

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Wed Dec 15, 2004 5:14 pm

Somehow I have the song from the end of "Big Fish" stuck in my head.

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Wed Dec 15, 2004 5:15 pm

All righty. I am going to take a quick snooze under the space-time continium and be back at it shortly. Bye.