The Bar

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Wed Dec 15, 2004 5:16 pm

hurry back, BHA...

I'll keep your spot warm as long as I'm here...

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Wed Dec 15, 2004 5:34 pm

Why is it so quiet in here? Hot tub is going. Patron?

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Wed Dec 15, 2004 5:38 pm

For some reason I have "Silent Nacht" running through my head... time for an egg nog with brandy... heated to about 96 degrees... a little nutmeg on top....perfect... or "parfec"....

.... and the SHS sounds great right about now... do you mind HT?....

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Wed Dec 15, 2004 5:54 pm

Nope, go for it.

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Wed Dec 15, 2004 6:03 pm

You know, the last time that hot tub was running, things got kinda HOT around here.

I think I'll just hang over here on the barstool.

Scotch...

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Wed Dec 15, 2004 6:03 pm

Thanks, Bud... ohhhhhhh.... yes..... this is like all the springs I've run into all up and down the East Side of the Sierra... nice.... ummmmmmmm.....

Sake?

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Wed Dec 15, 2004 6:05 pm

Someone say "sake"?

* Sensei holds up 32 oz. mug *

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Wed Dec 15, 2004 6:07 pm

I got this here lukewarm Schlitz thing going right now. Hey Sput, maybe the coast is clear if ol' flips a bird comes in would someone let me know?

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Wed Dec 15, 2004 6:10 pm

By gawd though if a pretty redhead comes in you guys gotta bail OK?

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Wed Dec 15, 2004 6:11 pm

helitack wrote:By gawd though if a pretty redhead comes in you guys gotta bail OK?

I'll arm wrestle you for the stayin' rights...

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Wed Dec 15, 2004 6:13 pm

Dood, I gotta give a girl a nice backrub soon or I'll just bust. Bu if you wanna arm wrestle for it, allright.

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Wed Dec 15, 2004 6:17 pm

I think I'll stay where I am. A hot tub would probably knock me out.

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Wed Dec 15, 2004 6:18 pm

helitack wrote:Dood, I gotta give a girl a nice backrub soon or I'll just bust. Bu if you wanna arm wrestle for it, allright.

Nope... didn't understand the situation... let me know when to fade, and I'm outta the creek and down the road...

However, if she has a sister... you'd let me know, right?

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Wed Dec 15, 2004 6:23 pm

No problema, warm Schlitz?

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Wed Dec 15, 2004 6:35 pm

Sounds good... wanna' warm scotch?

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Wed Dec 15, 2004 6:36 pm

Jukebox is playing. Comfortably numb on tap now.

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Wed Dec 15, 2004 6:38 pm

Sure warm scotch is fine. No sign of any redheads, dammit.

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Wed Dec 15, 2004 6:38 pm

Jesus... Pink Floyd... yessssssssssss......

......i gotta get my speakers hooked up...

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Wed Dec 15, 2004 6:39 pm

No redheads... sorry... I'm outside for a smoke...

sparkletarte · Post by **sparkletarte** » Wed Dec 15, 2004 10:01 pm

Where is everyone? I'll need a chamomile tea to help me sleep tonight. Oh my, things are brewing! Happening! Woo hoo! The cards are being laid down on the table!

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Wed Dec 15, 2004 10:17 pm

One (1) chamomile tea for the Sparlky-one, comin' up...

Cheezuz, this stuff smells like the cat box. You sure you want the chamomile? I suggest you try some of this lovely Old Crow *holds up bottle* if you're thinking of getting any sleep tonight.

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Wed Dec 15, 2004 10:17 pm

I'll have an "I am next cocktail"

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Wed Dec 15, 2004 10:19 pm

That was supposed to be 'Sparkley-one'.

sparkletarte · Post by **sparkletarte** » Wed Dec 15, 2004 10:20 pm

CBA, you're scaring me. Stop looking at me like that!

Yes, the chamomile definitely. I've been gnawng on some chocolate, so I need something calming, and I'm having a temporary moratorium on booze.

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Wed Dec 15, 2004 10:21 pm

is that better? ...what was that all about?
please please please get me to the churchhhh.ooonnnn tiiiime

sparkletarte · Post by **sparkletarte** » Wed Dec 15, 2004 10:24 pm

Phew, yes, you were going to give me nightmares. I try to avoid looking at US politicians. That 'turning to stone' thing they do, you know.

Mmmm, thanks for the tea. Starting to relax now.

robbidobbs · Post by **robbidobbs** » Wed Dec 15, 2004 11:00 pm

RobbiDobbs walks into the Bar, dressed in layers, she looks in good spirits. She scans the room "casually" , plops down on the comfy couch, and lights a handrolled cigarette

Hi Kids!

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Wed Dec 15, 2004 11:31 pm

* Sensei enters bar and nods and smiles at Robbi, yawns and stretches, and curls up on the floor around Robbi's feet and begins to snore *

robbidobbs · Post by **robbidobbs** » Wed Dec 15, 2004 11:46 pm

SENSEI!

RobbiDobbs drops to the floor on top of Sensei, squeezing him about the neck and armpit. Soft acoustic music plays on the jukebox.

Did I tell you, Sensei, that you're a damn good virtual kisser?

robbidobbs · Post by **robbidobbs** » Thu Dec 16, 2004 12:38 am

Her butt-length red hair cascading over Sensei's body, they are both draped by her superhero hair. Like a curtain, behind which only the actors know themselves what naughty trists are being wrought...and what is masquerade.
She lights up, uncovering the other actor, throws on her jacket, and says...

Dos vedonius!
I'll feed her the same!