Fuck!

[BlueBirdPoof]

Hey - I was number 3 or some shit for *months*. Months when I wasn't posting at all.

DVD's number of posts is way scarier if you add together all the socks...

It's amazing that Don Muerto, PJ and Testes in Sac are still in the top 50 when you get down to iit (and even a birdbrain like myself has the sence to miss them) And DVD hasn't been able to post in a week or more and still is ~ 500 posts ahead without socks.

[samtzu]

Fuck! I'm #6... with Badger coming up behind me (Aeeiii!) and the Surly One right behind him. GE is closing in fast, even though she only began posting in September.

There is some sort of irony at work for me: I didn't realize that I signed up on April Fools Day. Figures...

[BlueBirdPoof]

fuck! I haven't been able to access the old bbs at all... but I'm interested to see what your -4th post was...

http://eplaya.burningman.org/viewtopic. ... 053#116053

[BlueBirdPoof]

Fuck! I'm #6... with Badger coming up behind me (Aeeiii!) and the Surly One right behind him. GE is closing in fast, even though she only began posting in September.

There is some sort of irony at work for me: I didn't realize that I signed up on April Fools Day. Figures...

I'd tell you to add Iso to Badger, but then I'd have to add myselves too.

[Simply Joel]

So.... I begin driving the old car to and from work Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday... and the one fucking day the teenager drives it... he gets in it at school, and it won't start.

then he calls his mother for assistance (it is only one fucking mile to/from school)... so she leaves work early to assist him...

then i get pissed about the entire fucking fiasco because the fucking car runs for me.

i want this fucking kid to grow up...

fuck i am pissed.

[Lydia Love]

oh for the love of fuck, why the hell did I bring up post counts?

remember who is number 1, y'all, before trying to increase your count for the sake of raising your ranking... It ain't really something to be proud of...

[Rian Jackson]

oh for the love of fuck, why the hell did I bring up post counts?

remember who is number 1, y'all, before trying to increase your count for the sake of raising your ranking... It ain't really something to be proud of...

i thought it was something to be ashamed of. fuck?

[Sensei]

I was being sarcastic, you schmoes.

Of course a high post count is somethign to be ashamed of. Which is why mine is sky-high.

[Sensei]

Oops. Almost forgot.

Fuck.

[Lydia Love]

Actually it's probably just something to ignore...

which is why I'm smacking my forhead on the keyboard now...

woipeuouprajgjk'asg'regoijagjtfgkjhiureiagiuh

and fuck!

[samtzu]

Actually it's probably just something to ignore...

which is why I'm smacking my forhead on the keyboard now...

woipeuouprajgjk'asg'regoijagjtfgkjhiureiagiuh

and fuck!

P.O.T.D.!!!!!!!

[sputnik]

FUCK!!!

My now, sooner than before, ex-to-be just informed me that she is going out Saturday night and that I have to stay at home with the kids!

Fuck that. I'm finding a sitter and we're now officially through.

FUCK!!!

[Captain Goddammit]

Cool! Now only ten days until I begin kitten-sitting for Rock Girl...
The perfect scenario is to borrow a kitten for a bit, then give it back!
Fuck! This doesn't belong in the Fuck! thread. Fuck!

[Simply Joel]

an awesome fucking song by the Presidents of the United States.


"Kitty"
Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow
Meow, meowMeow, meow
Little bag a bones been out all night
Little bag a bones been out all night
Can you hear him, scratchin' at the screen door
Can you hear him, scratchin' at the screen door
Little bag a bones been out all night
He needs some pettin' and lovin' on his head
He needs some pettin' and lovin' on his rain-soaked hide
He's circlin' around my ankle
He's circlin' around my ankle
He needs some pettin' and lovin' on his hide
Hey Kitty won't you come inside
Kitty at my foot and I wanna touch it
Kitty at my foot and I wanna touch it
Kitty at my foot and I wanna touch it
Kitty at my foot and I wanna touch it
Kitty at my foot and I wanna touch it
Kitty at my foot and I wanna touch it
Kitty at my foot and I wanna touch it
Kitty at my foot and I want to touch it
Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow
Meow, meow
Meow, meow
A pussy purrin' and lookin' so satisfied
A pussy purrin' and lookin' so satisfied
Lost in his little yellow round eye
Lost in his yellow round eye
Pussy purrin' and lookin' so satisfied
Kitty rear up and scratch me through my jeans
Kitty rear up and scratch me through my jeans
Fuck you, Kitty you're gonna to spend the night
Fuck you, Kitty you're gonna to spend the night
Fuck you, Kitty you're gonna to spend the night outside
Kitty at my foot and I wanna touch it
Kitty at my foot and I wanna touch it
Kitty at my foot and I wanna touch it
Kitty at my foot and I wanna touch it
Kitty at my foot and I wanna touch it
Kitty at my foot and I wanna touch it
Kitty at my foot and I wanna touch it
Kitty at my foot and I want to touch it
Touch it, I want to touch it
I wanna touch it, I wanna touch it
I wanna touch it, wanna touch it
I wanna touch it
Kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty touch it
Kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty touch it
Kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty touch it
Kitty at my foot and I want to touch it

[gigglesnort]

Now that my immune system isis bent, the goddamn coldsore is making its appearance. I am such a germ bag.

[Simply Joel]

Now that my immune system isis bent, the goddamn coldsore is making its appearance. I am such a germ bag.

i think it is actually a case of a fucking virus, as opposed to fucking germs

i had to say "fuck" somewhere, and it seemed to suit the sentence well.

i hope you feel better soon.


http://www.cold-sores.info/

The Cold sores information you need during before and after an outbreak.
If you are experiencing cold sores, then please know first off that you are not alone. Research shows that almost ninety percent of all people over the age thirty have tested positive for exposure to HSV-1 or herpes simplex one virus at some time in their life. HSV-1 is the most common source of cold sores, and most people are exposed to HSV-1 during your childhood. Most likely your aunt had a cold sore and couldn't keep from kissing you with it.

While Cold sores most often occur in the mouth and lip regions (the HSV-1 attacks this area because of the high concentration of nerve endings), cold sores can also occur on the nostrils, cheeks and or the fingers. Cold sores may also form on the roof of your mouth of the gums, these sores are not to be confused with canker sores which occur on the inside of the cheek, and are not at all related to the HSV

[gigglesnort]

I guess I thought germ was a catchall for any microscopic little asshole organism that invades our bodies.

Thanks for the well wishes.

[gigglesnort]

FUCK! I say, although a bit late.

[gigglesnort]

well, we're both fucking right!

Webster's says:

germ: any microscopic , disease-causing organism, esp. one of the bacteria.

[GuinivereElise]

giggle... there's some really fuck!ing great naturopathic ways to shorten the time a cold sore is there, and to lessen the pain... I'll see if I can find it...

[GuinivereElise]

fuck!

I can't find it. It's at home. sorry Giggle...

[gigglesnort]

L-Lysine taken internally and applied topically daily in a chapstick keep them at bay for me usually, until I get whammied w strep throat or something. Sometimes my moon cycles can bring them on, depending on my general state. It's the least of my worries right now. You don't wanna look at what's growing in my throat. Ick. I feel so gross.

[GuinivereElise]

L-Lysine taken internally and applied topically daily in a chapstick keep them at bay for me usually, until I get whammied w strep throat or something. Sometimes my moon cycles can bring them on, depending on my general state. It's the least of my worries right now. You don't wanna look at what's growing in my throat. Ick. I feel so gross.

aha! that's exactly what it is...

[Rian Jackson]

Fuck!

Kelly just got beaten, stripsearched, arrested, held without trial or being informed of her charges. She's being deported for filming a demo at Bil'in.

Fuckity fuck. We don't get on well, but we need her. Fuckity fuckity fuckity fuck.

An excerpt (slightly edited):

On Tuesday December 14, the people of Bil'in accompanied by international
and Israeli activists and journalists marched peacefully against the
construction of the illegal Israeli Apartheid Wall. The village of Bil’in,
located west of Ramallah, has been told that three-quarters of its land
will be confiscated and handed over to the neighbouring Israeli settlement
during wall construction.

The demonstrators marched peacefully through their land, using their
presence to obstruct the military surveyors planning the precise route of
the Wall. To repress the nonviolent demonstration, 30-40 Border Policemen
fired tear gas and plastic-coated metal bullets into the crowd, before
baton-charging those remaining.

Kelly, who was filming throughout the demonstration,
documented several Palestinians being dragged off for individual beatings
by groups of baton-wielding soldiers. When the soldiers realized she was
filming, Kelly was wrestled to the ground and dragged up
the hill. Later, a second American was arrested for filming.

Kelly said, “I was arrested filming the unprovoked attacks
of gangs of heavily-armed soldiers on women and teenagers who dared to
say, ‘Stop stealing our land!’ Israel depends on shooting mothers with
tear gas and beating their children with batons to enforce the occupation
and subjugate the people of Palestine. It relies on violence to quell
civil resistance, yet tries to hide this fact from the world. That is why
I am in prison.”

Since her arrest, Kelly has been stripsearched in an
attempt to humiliate her and interrogated in the Ministry of Interior. She
is currently being held in Hadera Deportation Centre, where a judge issued
Kelly with a deportation order. Kelly has neither been informed
of her charges nor been allowed to represent herself. She has not been
told when she will be deported or informed of her rights.


Kelly is a journalist and community activist. She entered
the country legally in October, has a visa, has never been deported or
denied entry. She is working on various media production and training
projects as part of the Balatacamp.net collective.

[GuinivereElise]

fuck!

I just got written up at work for late openings from fuck!ing september!

[tisha2]

ooohhhh.... i fucking HATE jobs where they 'write you up' for shit like being a couple minutes late... i once worked in a shoe store in the slowest mall on the planet. they knew i opened late by when the computer logged onto the network - which was supposed to be a full hour before the store actually opened, even though it only took about 3 minutes to actually open the store. i started showing up rediculously early, logging in, then going to sleep in the back until a more reasonable time... fuck em!

[GuinivereElise]

ooohhhh.... i fucking HATE jobs where they 'write you up' for shit like being a couple minutes late... i once worked in a shoe store in the slowest mall on the planet. they knew i opened late by when the computer logged onto the network - which was supposed to be a full hour before the store actually opened, even though it only took about 3 minutes to actually open the store. i started showing up rediculously early, logging in, then going to sleep in the back until a more reasonable time... fuck em!

oh, I've done my fair share of that. We have an air mattress in the back with a blanket and a big stuffed animal for just that purpose. The write ups are from a time that I was the ONLY FUCK!ING EMPLOYEE in a store open 7 days a week.

Fuck!ing hell, what do they expect from me??

[theCryptofishist]

ooohhhh.... i fucking HATE jobs where they 'write you up' for shit like being a couple minutes late... i once worked in a shoe store in the slowest mall on the planet. they knew i opened late by when the computer logged onto the network - which was supposed to be a full hour before the store actually opened, even though it only took about 3 minutes to actually open the store. i started showing up rediculously early, logging in, then going to sleep in the back until a more reasonable time... fuck em!

oh, I've done my fair share of that. We have an air mattress in the back with a blanket and a big stuffed animal for just that purpose. The write ups are from a time that I was the ONLY FUCK!ING EMPLOYEE in a store open 7 days a week.

Fuck!ing hell, what do they expect from me??

Total F*cking deadication to your job to the detriment of your health, your life, and your sanity. After all the Amurican economy and there profits trump that crap in the f*cking scheme of things.

[samtzu]

ooohhhh.... i fucking HATE jobs where they 'write you up' for shit like being a couple minutes late... i once worked in a shoe store in the slowest mall on the planet. they knew i opened late by when the computer logged onto the network - which was supposed to be a full hour before the store actually opened, even though it only took about 3 minutes to actually open the store. i started showing up rediculously early, logging in, then going to sleep in the back until a more reasonable time... fuck em!

oh, I've done my fair share of that. We have an air mattress in the back with a blanket and a big stuffed animal for just that purpose. The write ups are from a time that I was the ONLY FUCK!ING EMPLOYEE in a store open 7 days a week.

Fuck!ing hell, what do they expect from me??

Just your soul, Sweetie... just your soul...

[Rian Jackson]

fuck!! motherfucker just called me at WORK! and it's CRAZY here right now, just insanely busy, and he fucking called me.

jesus folks: if you have a horrible, hurtful breakup, don't call your x when they're supposed to be being professional.

for the love of god.