Looking for a female partner for the orgy dome

[morphosis]

fit, early forties year old man would like to experience the dome and, as you likely know, I'd need a partner. Thought I might as well try here....

[gaminwench]

Do you really think some random woman wants to get down with you so you can 'experience' the Orgy Dome?

Do you know that it isn't *really* an orgy?

It is a clean(ish) air-conditioned space where couples and moresomes go to get sexy with eachother.
(It also isn't a dome, they just call it that)

[Sham]

fit, early forties year old man would like to experience the dome and, as you likely know, I'd need a partner. Thought I might as well try here....

Yes, like gaminwech said, it's not really an orgy. Like everything at Burning Man, it's satire, humor, tongue in cheek, and frivolity. The Orgy Dome is more like a neighborhood block party. You may try to find someone on playa who may want to go here with you. Eplaya is less of a dating site and more of a fun and informational forum.

[Dr Helix]

fit, early forties year old man would like to experience the dome and, as you likely know, I'd need a partner. Thought I might as well try here....

Yes, like gaminwech said, it's not really an orgy. Like everything at Burning Man, it's satire, humor, tongue in cheek, and frivolity. The Orgy Dome is more like a neighborhood block party. You may try to find someone on playa who may want to go here with you. Eplaya is less of a dating site and more of a fun and informational forum.

Orgy dome? Shit I thought it was Origami dome! Now what am I going to do with all this paper?

[AntiM]

Moderator's note: moved to Art and Performance as that is a better fit that Greeter's Station.


Carry on.

[Canoe]

Orgy dome? Shit I thought it was Origami dome! Now what am I going to do with all this paper?

Fold yourself an outfit?

Or go and offer it to all the people in squeaky clean clothes who are hanging around 4:20 M or J waiting for Godot, who are about as aware as OP? I've always wondered if those experienced put them up to it as a test for how long it takes them to catch on.
(I camped at 4:10 my first year. Kept going wtf all week.)

[TT120]

I've been trying to get a girl to take me to the orgy dome for years but it's never worked out. I don't think I'm pretty enough....

[Token]

I've been trying to get a girl to take me to the orgy dome for years but it's never worked out. I don't think I'm pretty enough....

I haven't gone since Bianca's but I'll dress up any way you like ...

I do justice to most outfits, all legs, forever and ever ...

... but the beard is a dead-giveaway on most nights...

[tatonka]

I read somewhere that it smells funny in there , not funny haha , but funny strange

[Canoe]

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[ygmir]

I've been trying to get a girl to take me to the orgy dome for years but it's never worked out. I don't think I'm pretty enough....

I haven't gone since Bianca's but I'll dress up any way you like ...

I do justice to most outfits, all legs, forever and ever ...

... but the beard is a dead-giveaway on most nights...

is it necessarily a bad thing? are there gender rules, or just "couples" rules there? I've never seen it, but have heard. I'm in the same spot at TT120.

[Token]

is it necessarily a bad thing? are there gender rules, or just "couples" rules there? I've never seen it, but have heard. I'm in the same spot at TT120.

What rules? You just need confidence.

I’ve never found myself questioning these things in the moment. Be it Bianca’s or Jiffy Lube.

It’s all the same in the dark.

[Molotov]

And don't forget...anything can be a sex toy if you are brave enough.

[Elliot]

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Methinks… if I were to have found this elusive lady, neither of us should have the slightest interest in any orgy-dome.

But I think too much.

[TT120]

"Should have"

[Elliot]

Aha! The game is semantics, is it?!
Well, that's my sport too.

You are thinking in terms of obligation or duty. But this usage of "should" is called "conditional futurity".

However... you win! I should not have used such an ambiguous term.

So let's instead have the hypothetical couple say something like "What's an orgy-dome? And who cares!"

Your serve.

[MathewCox]

what?... for a orgy, oh man...

[gaminwench]

Alrighty, I'm in for a more-some with Titty, Elliot, and Ygmir.

Meet me at the dive bar, after the carrot protest, and we'll storm the Orgy Dome.

[Elliot]

LOL! I'm printing that out and bringing it with me to BRC, in case you forget.

[Dr. Pyro]

Alrighty, I'm in for a more-some with Titty, Elliot, and Ygmir.

Meet me at the dive bar, after the carrot protest, and we'll storm the Orgy Dome.

GW, as I understand it Yggy's not going to make it this year. But hay, I'm available!

[TT120]

Alrighty, I'm in for a more-some with Titty, Elliot, and Ygmir.

Meet me at the dive bar, after the carrot protest, and we'll storm the Orgy Dome.

Now THATS what I'm talkin about!!! I'll bring the blue pills......

[gaminwench]

Tee hee.

Doc, I'm not quite sure you would be 'qualified' to stand in for Ygmir; are you a member of the Nordic pantheon?

[Ratty]

Doc is whatever you want him to be.

[gaminwench]

I want him to play Tom Lehrer on the piano for sing-a-longs.

[Dr. Pyro]

I absolutely will be doing that. (And if it gets me an invite to the Dome, well, so much the better.) Currently I'm practicing "I Hold Your Hand In Mine", "I Got It From Agnes", "Poisoning Pigeons In The Park", "The Masochism Tango", "The Vatican Rag", "The Hunting Song", "The Irish Ballad", "My Home Town", "When You're Old and Gray", and of course "The Old Dope Peddler". Since I've sold my house and will, quite literally, be homeless come July 25, I'm not sure where my piano is going to end up and whether or not I'll be able to practice that final month. But what the hell, nobody can tell the difference anyway.

[ygmir]

Alrighty, I'm in for a more-some with Titty, Elliot, and Ygmir.

Meet me at the dive bar, after the carrot protest, and we'll storm the Orgy Dome.

damn, I'm now almost considering going....

[gaminwench]

Could be fun, mister.

[tatonka]

[ygmir]

tatonka wins!!