The Bar

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Thu Dec 16, 2004 12:53 pm

[giggles works her way to sitting amid the blanket cocoon and finishes the last of hte toddy]

Would some kind soul fix me up an emergen-c and pass me the tincture?

BlueBirdPoof · Post by **BlueBirdPoof** » Thu Dec 16, 2004 12:55 pm

Here's your emergen-cee/

Now everyone do the Ring dance to get Ring of Fire into the bar and posting!

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Thu Dec 16, 2004 12:56 pm

Do you think he might like the Social Distortion cover version?

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Thu Dec 16, 2004 12:57 pm

THanks bbp.

[doing rigorous ring dance in her head]

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Thu Dec 16, 2004 12:59 pm

I think he's already gone,

BlueBirdPoof · Post by **BlueBirdPoof** » Thu Dec 16, 2004 12:59 pm

Dang--he signed off.

*poof*

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Thu Dec 16, 2004 1:00 pm

gotta go do the magic mama bus round. Love you guys. Thanks for helping me feel better.

[giggles pins note to bar whcih reads:

Dear rabbit
sorry about yer chicken
I felt really bad
Hope you enjoyed yer present!
Love giggles.

and shuffles away.]

BlueBirdPoof · Post by **BlueBirdPoof** » Thu Dec 16, 2004 1:00 pm

Pay no attention to the sobbing parakeet in the upper far corner.

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Thu Dec 16, 2004 1:22 pm

I'll have a water please. While the rest of you people deal with issues like spouses and children, health, employment, real life and death issues, I'm about to finish the Tri-SantaCon Triple Crown this weekend in Vancouver.

At least someone {ahem} is trying to maintain the decorum around here.

regynalonglank · Post by **regynalonglank** » Thu Dec 16, 2004 2:02 pm

water for me too please - whew. one too many late nights! hey kids...guess what? great news, the holiday recording went well, and what does that mean for you? well i'll tell you what it means! the first so many folks to pm me with thier addy will get a lovely present in the mail - four songs of love and peace and shit like that by me and my crazy ass friends. so don't delay, jump on that today...and i gotta go get some blank disks!

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Thu Dec 16, 2004 2:04 pm

Screw Decorum... I'll have a pail of scotch, please...

*Buries his muzzle in it*

...Sluuurpp!.... Sluuuurp!.... Sluuurp!....

Braack!

Perfect

Rob the Wop · Post by **Rob the Wop** » Thu Dec 16, 2004 2:05 pm

Sensei wrote:I'll have a water please. While the rest of you people deal with issues like spouses and children, health, employment, real life and death issues, I'm about to finish the Tri-SantaCon Triple Crown this weekend in Vancouver.

At least someone {ahem} is trying to maintain the decorum around here.

You're not alone.

No really, look over your shoulder.
Not there, to the right.
A little up.

Please ignore the convinently placed vase in the corner, it is most certainly not a surviliance device. Thank you.

Oh and ditto on the voice over the non-existant intercom. Thank you.

And I am the real Santa.

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Thu Dec 16, 2004 2:06 pm

*pounce*

finally, got ya in the bar.

Rob the Wop · Post by **Rob the Wop** » Thu Dec 16, 2004 2:09 pm

Rian Jackson wrote:*pounce*

finally, got ya in the bar.

Eeeekkk!

"Help, I'm being held against my will!!"

"Please move me away from my legal paperwork so I can be held against my sofa!"

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Thu Dec 16, 2004 2:12 pm

no problem, i already stole your sofa in the official RtW surveillance plan.

i'll hold you against it.

wanna drink, meanwhile?

Rob the Wop · Post by **Rob the Wop** » Thu Dec 16, 2004 2:22 pm

The drink of champions obviously,

Windex.

Course, only the REAL santa will ask for Windex.

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Thu Dec 16, 2004 2:24 pm

A huge beverage for me and drinks for everyone, I got a freekin promotion today!!!!! Woooooohoooooo!!!!!!!!

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Thu Dec 16, 2004 2:25 pm

Rob the Fraud: here's your windex. i'm gonna sit on you until you admit that you're a fraud. right here, against your couch.

hello, heli! congratulations. howzya?

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Thu Dec 16, 2004 2:42 pm

Rock N' Roll, Heli!!

Congratulations! Join me in a bucket of scotch?

... I found that it's easier to order it by the bucket...

Simply Joel · Post by **Simply Joel** » Thu Dec 16, 2004 2:50 pm

helitack wrote:A huge beverage for me and drinks for everyone, I got a freekin promotion today!!!!! Woooooohoooooo!!!!!!!!

outstanding... see being nice to the muckety-mucks pays off.

congrats.

i'll have a beer, thank you very much.

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Thu Dec 16, 2004 2:52 pm

i'd get it for you, but i'm sitting on RtF's body. I dunno where his persona ran off to...

Sam, can you get that?

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Thu Dec 16, 2004 2:57 pm

I'll take a bucket of hootch, sure! It's a raise$$$ and some status, not much, I am now a Lead Park Ranger. Means I gotta kinda be a supervisor but not really. Their way of making me a supervisor but not paying me GS-11 wages. Not much has changed except the $$$. SO more wine!
HELICON

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Thu Dec 16, 2004 3:02 pm

Bucket O' Beer for Joel...

Bucket O' Wine for Heli...

and a Bucket O'... er, something, for the Surly One...

stuart · Post by **stuart** » Thu Dec 16, 2004 3:04 pm

Wahoo, A day not spent in the pitch-black is a day worth celebrating.

Where's the booze hose?

BlueBirdPoof · Post by **BlueBirdPoof** » Thu Dec 16, 2004 3:19 pm

Rian Jackson wrote:no problem, i already stole your sofa in the official RtW surveillance plan.

i'll hold you against it.

wanna drink, meanwhile?

Just rub it against him, please.

mmm, mmm. Now that's a classic north pole.

BlueBirdPoof · Post by **BlueBirdPoof** » Thu Dec 16, 2004 3:21 pm

helitack wrote:I'll take a bucket of hootch, sure! It's a raise$$$ and some status, not much, I am now a Lead Park Ranger. Means I gotta kinda be a supervisor but not really. Their way of making me a supervisor but not paying me GS-11 wages. Not much has changed except the $$$. SO more wine!
HELICON

So dang. I'm not gonna get a grade promotion till we have new leaders in D.C. who wish to fund the agency. I have to content with the 3.5% pay raise and a step increase.

And it's still better than trying to get out there and look for a job.

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Thu Dec 16, 2004 3:21 pm

um.. rub WHAT against him?? that's a little alarming...

BlueBirdPoof · Post by **BlueBirdPoof** » Thu Dec 16, 2004 3:23 pm

Rian Jackson wrote:um.. rub WHAT against him?? that's a little alarming...

His couch. Sorry, I thought that was apparent from context.

BlueBirdPoof · Post by **BlueBirdPoof** » Thu Dec 16, 2004 3:53 pm

Hm. Lively afternoon on e-playa.

*makes nest in never ending blanket*

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Thu Dec 16, 2004 4:02 pm

Rob the Wop wrote:And I am the real Santa.

Did you guys hear that? Sounded like an elf, a drunken elf, that's hallucinating that he's the real Santa. Heh.

Move over BlueBird, Pimpin' Santa Sensei (aka the REAL Santa) wants to be under that blanket, too. Wake me when Robbi gets here.

ZZZzzz.