Sounds filthy! I'm IN.
The Bar 2018 Edition
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Yggy has all the fun.
- ygmir
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YGMIR
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( * saunters thru the swinging doors and toward the bar – glances occasionally at a sheet of paper in his hand and giggles each time. A few old-times gather ‘round * )
Now see here… you know what this is, right… an EU3000is. Quite common on Playa.

Well, I had it serviced.
Let me recap briefly: It is 12 years old, and has run approximately 3,000 hours – all of it on Playa. Every year, I have changed the oil and the air filter.
It was supposed to have had its valves adjusted every 300 hours, and some other silly stuff, but that’s….
So, here is part of the invoice.
.

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Note the comment under “Recommend:”
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( * roar of laughter fills the building * )
Now see here… you know what this is, right… an EU3000is. Quite common on Playa.

Well, I had it serviced.
Let me recap briefly: It is 12 years old, and has run approximately 3,000 hours – all of it on Playa. Every year, I have changed the oil and the air filter.
It was supposed to have had its valves adjusted every 300 hours, and some other silly stuff, but that’s….
So, here is part of the invoice.
.

.
Note the comment under “Recommend:”
.

( * roar of laughter fills the building * )
- LeChatNoir
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(laughter from up in the rafters)
*plops down on the bar*
"You really should do something about all this talc-like dust, sir"
Howdy Bar. How's things been?
*plops down on the bar*
"You really should do something about all this talc-like dust, sir"
Howdy Bar. How's things been?
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- Just_Joe
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Howdy back, stranger. Long time no see.
How about a little BBQ with with that drink?
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"Camera internal temp 140*"? Hot out there, huh?
Dogs are the leaders of the planet. If you see two life forms, one of them’s making a poop, the other one’s carrying it for him, who would you assume is in charge?
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Howdy back, stranger. Long time no see.
How about a little BBQ with with that drink?
Thanks! Nothing like good BBQ.
We're making it out this year so I figured that I at least better check in here and see what's happening.
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*sets out saucer of whiskey in rafters*
Hi LCN!! Hope I didn't miss you!
dang, I will, though, miss you on playa......
haha Elliot!! "cleaner environment".....indeed. How can they tell what you think and do, though?
Hi LCN!! Hope I didn't miss you!
dang, I will, though, miss you on playa......
haha Elliot!! "cleaner environment".....indeed. How can they tell what you think and do, though?
YGMIR
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Ygmir!!
Thanks for the drink. I read that you won't be on playa this year. Dang it...
We're planning for next year too, though... with the Contraption.
Thanks for the drink. I read that you won't be on playa this year. Dang it...
We're planning for next year too, though... with the Contraption.
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yeah......well "The Contraption" would be a perfect excuse to come back next year!! I fondly remember running across you in my alligator car......it was such a moment all those years ago.LeChatNoir wrote: ↑Tue Jul 31, 2018 7:19 amYgmir!!
Thanks for the drink. I read that you won't be on playa this year. Dang it...
We're planning for next year too, though... with the Contraption.
YGMIR
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I have already started a 2019 file, and I am entering The Contraption and its Creators in that collection of preliminary information right now!
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*Drags in trailing a dusty tarp and ropes*. Whew. I can't believe I didn't even shake out the tent. I've got my own drink here but let me sit a spell.
Those aren't buttermilk biscuits I'm lying on Savannah
Pictures or it didn't happen Greycoyote
Talent hits a target no one else can hit; Genius hits a target no one else can see.
Arthur Schopenhauer
Pictures or it didn't happen Greycoyote
Talent hits a target no one else can hit; Genius hits a target no one else can see.
Arthur Schopenhauer
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Somehow it is possible to not have to see all the ticket posts when looking at 'active posts', but I can't figure out how to make this happen.
Any clues out there? I'm still pretty computer-illiterate, apparently.
Any clues out there? I'm still pretty computer-illiterate, apparently.
formerly, Triken
keep on triken' Mamma!
Triken' ma blues away.....
Theatre is Life
Cinema is Art
Television is Furniture
keep on triken' Mamma!
Triken' ma blues away.....
Theatre is Life
Cinema is Art
Television is Furniture
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Hi patsh, Click on your name in the upper right corner.
User control panel.
User Groups.
Then down at the bottom, See no Tickets. they will all be gone.
User control panel.
User Groups.
Then down at the bottom, See no Tickets. they will all be gone.
Those aren't buttermilk biscuits I'm lying on Savannah
Pictures or it didn't happen Greycoyote
Talent hits a target no one else can hit; Genius hits a target no one else can see.
Arthur Schopenhauer
Pictures or it didn't happen Greycoyote
Talent hits a target no one else can hit; Genius hits a target no one else can see.
Arthur Schopenhauer
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Thanks, Ratty! Can't wait to see you... SOON!!!
formerly, Triken
keep on triken' Mamma!
Triken' ma blues away.....
Theatre is Life
Cinema is Art
Television is Furniture
keep on triken' Mamma!
Triken' ma blues away.....
Theatre is Life
Cinema is Art
Television is Furniture
- tatonka
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How about a new kinda beer ? no thanks
https://www.dailywire.com/news/33949/be ... stigiacomo
Hope to see ya at meet and greet Patsh , is Delle coming this year ?
https://www.dailywire.com/news/33949/be ... stigiacomo
Hope to see ya at meet and greet Patsh , is Delle coming this year ?
Tales told
Of battles won
Of things we've done
Caligula would grin
Of battles won
Of things we've done
Caligula would grin
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Delle and Kenny aren't going to be there this year, sadly... it's always so fun when they are!tatonka wrote: ↑Fri Aug 03, 2018 10:46 amHow about a new kinda beer ? no thanks![]()
https://www.dailywire.com/news/33949/be ... stigiacomo
Hope to see ya at meet and greet Patsh , is Delle coming this year ?
I'll definitely be at the M'n'G, and have offered (again) to help with set-up and clean-up.
Can't wait to see you again!!
formerly, Triken
keep on triken' Mamma!
Triken' ma blues away.....
Theatre is Life
Cinema is Art
Television is Furniture
keep on triken' Mamma!
Triken' ma blues away.....
Theatre is Life
Cinema is Art
Television is Furniture
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Patsh, when you op out of the ticket thread you need to click on the 'circle' next to see no tickets. I did it wrong the first time.
Those aren't buttermilk biscuits I'm lying on Savannah
Pictures or it didn't happen Greycoyote
Talent hits a target no one else can hit; Genius hits a target no one else can see.
Arthur Schopenhauer
Pictures or it didn't happen Greycoyote
Talent hits a target no one else can hit; Genius hits a target no one else can see.
Arthur Schopenhauer
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I did it right the first (and only) time...
...and POOF all gone!
formerly, Triken
keep on triken' Mamma!
Triken' ma blues away.....
Theatre is Life
Cinema is Art
Television is Furniture
keep on triken' Mamma!
Triken' ma blues away.....
Theatre is Life
Cinema is Art
Television is Furniture
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"She's a witch!" 
"Don't buy ur Burn...........Build ur Burn!"
"If I can't find an answer, I'll create one!!!"
Fuck Im Good Just Ask Me
"If I can't find an answer, I'll create one!!!"
Fuck Im Good Just Ask Me
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Never mind. Im still seeing all of the tickets wanted. Ill just have a beer and gloat instead.
Those aren't buttermilk biscuits I'm lying on Savannah
Pictures or it didn't happen Greycoyote
Talent hits a target no one else can hit; Genius hits a target no one else can see.
Arthur Schopenhauer
Pictures or it didn't happen Greycoyote
Talent hits a target no one else can hit; Genius hits a target no one else can see.
Arthur Schopenhauer
- CLARKcon
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(CLARK walks into The Bar 2018, admires the architecture..sets backpack down & stretches limbs..)
Hello Ratty, FIGJAM & Patsh
! Wondering if I can get a fresh cup of coffee in here?
(Cc pulls a long drink of water from his canteen..smiles..waves at LCN
Hello Ratty, FIGJAM & Patsh
(Cc pulls a long drink of water from his canteen..smiles..waves at LCN
COFFEE CAMP : "The Social Hub of the Uncivilized World"
.:
)'(
2023 // 7:30 & "G" Plaza :.- LeChatNoir
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Hi Cc!!!
Long time no typey. Coming to the desert this year?
(pours hot coffee in a handmade mug... slides it down the bar)
Long time no typey. Coming to the desert this year?
(pours hot coffee in a handmade mug... slides it down the bar)
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- AntiM
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Sometimes there are glitchies, and this is a bad time of year to try and fix them. So much. Soooo much.
I have a lovely new scar to show off.
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Thank you AntiM , LCN for the cup of Joe
!! Indeed LeChat
, its been a spell since the last time on the electronic playa, (Cc eyes a dusty, dusty book on the shelf, the Vol. 1..padlocked)..but thought I'd poke my caffeinated head in friend
(sips coffee
, passes the Black Cat a note that reads)
As to the going to )'( part: had not fully planned on it...buuut
sometimes you gotta zig when life says to zag. Registered for OMG tix sale (truly didn't think I'd get a pair, more out of "I wonder if.." annnd...
I won
so yes buddy, aiming to get alkalined this year (after a 5 year hiatus, last year attended in 2012, was my 10th moon landing~..I can almost taste the dust now..)
Going to wait//keep it quiet on the other social networks until tickets are in hand..have approved time off from work, but may need to extend it out a bit {{fingers crossed}}..like to stay a plus night or two if supplies hold out to avoid the exodus funnel
and same question back your way old sport--are you & other half coming home
(Cc admires the beautifully blacksmith crafted, hand-wrought iron railing near entry way..
"Damn that is fine work.."
{sips café}
P.s.-I wouldn't be going out under the COFFEE CAMP C[_] banner..would be too much water weight & not enough campmates. But (looks down at 2 espresso machines daisy'd together) still may see a smaller hot n' bold setup, like a side project
..
Rock//Roll//Create
As to the going to )'( part: had not fully planned on it...buuut
I won
so yes buddy, aiming to get alkalined this year (after a 5 year hiatus, last year attended in 2012, was my 10th moon landing~..I can almost taste the dust now..)
Going to wait//keep it quiet on the other social networks until tickets are in hand..have approved time off from work, but may need to extend it out a bit {{fingers crossed}}..like to stay a plus night or two if supplies hold out to avoid the exodus funnel
(Cc admires the beautifully blacksmith crafted, hand-wrought iron railing near entry way..
"Damn that is fine work.."
{sips café}
P.s.-I wouldn't be going out under the COFFEE CAMP C[_] banner..would be too much water weight & not enough campmates. But (looks down at 2 espresso machines daisy'd together) still may see a smaller hot n' bold setup, like a side project
Rock//Roll//Create
- some seeing eye
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I had a friend who lived a few years back in the area of our bearded bike mechanic. Hope the Mendocino Complex fire gets stopped before it impacts you too much. It's no fun being in a fire smoke fog either. Keep us posted!
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- Captain Goddammit
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I just flew to Santa Rosa over most of the fires and I’ve never seen such a big thick smoke layer. You couldn’t see anything for miles and miles and miles.
GreyCoyote: "At this rate it wont be long before he is Admiral Fukkit."
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Well fuck, I've had better days.
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Cheers, for better days to come
Dreaming a temporary world improving the default world
Not expressing yourself but embracing all other expressions is The Challenge
...I can make anything I can imagine . . . I just can't make _some_ things happen
Have some Free will
Not expressing yourself but embracing all other expressions is The Challenge
...I can make anything I can imagine . . . I just can't make _some_ things happen
Have some Free will