The Bar

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Fri Dec 17, 2004 9:54 am

are you kidding? pleasant? he'll be in the same city as me this weekend. you should pity the poor man.

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Fri Dec 17, 2004 9:56 am

Rian Jackson wrote:
helitack wrote:
GuinivereElise wrote:
and me and my vibrator have a huge date... it's our anniversary. I couldn't possibly miss it. He's promised that I'm going to have a faboo night.

Huh? I KNOW there are better alternatives than that, really I do.
really, that depends a lot....

.....like what?

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Fri Dec 17, 2004 9:58 am

GuinivereElise wrote:
helitack wrote:
GuinivereElise wrote:
and me and my vibrator have a huge date... it's our anniversary. I couldn't possibly miss it. He's promised that I'm going to have a faboo night.

Huh? I KNOW there are better alternatives than that, really I do.
well, yes, sweetie, but you're not here!

(besides, I don't have to kick my vibrator out of bed after we're done, and he's low maitenance... just soapy water...)

Rangers are well known for their low maintenance, stamina, and "verbal" skills doncha know.

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Fri Dec 17, 2004 9:58 am

skill, intimacy, patience, safety, mental space, etc etc etc.

vibes are steadfast buddies. until they run outta power...

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Fri Dec 17, 2004 10:01 am

See previous post.

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Fri Dec 17, 2004 10:06 am

Rian Jackson wrote:skill, intimacy, patience, safety, mental space, etc etc etc.

vibes are steadfast buddies. until they run outta power...

corded.

although the battery op. ones are fun, too... you never really know your batteries are so low until you replace them, and then the vibe kicks into high gear, and you're like 'where WERE you?'

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Fri Dec 17, 2004 10:07 am

sweet jesus, the old DrunKamp should be there this weekend!
and the orange kids!
holy fuck, i do believe it's a good thing i'm going...
sparkletarte! git your little ass down there for santa con!

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Fri Dec 17, 2004 10:08 am

Well I tried, but sometimes you cant convince people as to what they are missing, Gotta go talk for awhile.

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Fri Dec 17, 2004 10:10 am

GuinivereElise wrote:
Rian Jackson wrote:skill, intimacy, patience, safety, mental space, etc etc etc.

vibes are steadfast buddies. until they run outta power...
corded.

although the battery op. ones are fun, too... you never really know your batteries are so low until you replace them, and then the vibe kicks into high gear, and you're like 'where WERE you?'

yes! that's the one!

that reminds me *must buy batteries...*

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Fri Dec 17, 2004 10:10 am

not so much what we're missing, Heli... just a few less entanglements (besides the cord) sometimes..

sometimes that's what's needed. other times, it's the living breathing human curling up next to you that's needed...

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Fri Dec 17, 2004 10:12 am

exactly right, Guin.

and i've never met a vibe that can impregnate you!

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Fri Dec 17, 2004 10:12 am

oh, and I forgot the 'both' option...

BlueBirdPoof · Post by **BlueBirdPoof** » Fri Dec 17, 2004 10:13 am

Plus no snoring, no fighting over the wet spot, no complaining because you didn't shave your legs/gained some weight/make scarey intake noices when you breathe hard, stay in their place, never talk back, don't leave the toilet seat up, produce few burps and farts, don't scratch in public, and don't spend days watching football. Which isn't to say that men and women don't have virtues of their own--but a girl with more options is a happier girl.

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Fri Dec 17, 2004 10:15 am

Rian Jackson wrote:exactly right, Guin.

and i've never met a vibe that can impregnate you!

oo ooo! Good point!

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Fri Dec 17, 2004 10:17 am

and stamina is longer if the batteries are new.... not to make anyone feel bad... i've come across some people who amaze me... but humans DO get tired.

that said, theygenerally can't compare when it comes to texture, or ACTUAL affection.

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Fri Dec 17, 2004 10:18 am

um, i think we scared the boys off.

anyone for... scrabble? (fishing lamely)

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Fri Dec 17, 2004 10:22 am

Rian Jackson wrote:and stamina is longer if the batteries are new.... not to make anyone feel bad... i've come across some people who amaze me... but humans DO get tired.

that said, theygenerally can't compare when it comes to texture, or ACTUAL affection.

agreed. and they DO take a little effort, on the user's part. which is also why I like the 'both' option...

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Fri Dec 17, 2004 10:23 am

ummm, yeah.

so...[feebly] how 'bout those Sonics? [/feebly]

sheesh, I can't even PRETEND to like sports...

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Fri Dec 17, 2004 10:23 am

GuinivereElise wrote:
Rian Jackson wrote:and stamina is longer if the batteries are new.... not to make anyone feel bad... i've come across some people who amaze me... but humans DO get tired.

that said, theygenerally can't compare when it comes to texture, or ACTUAL affection.
agreed. and they DO take a little effort, on the user's part. which is also why I like the 'both' option...

agreed. an excellent option, which sometimes is rewarding for both parties.
i still think they all ran away.

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Fri Dec 17, 2004 10:24 am

I'm up! For a minute. dang, you girls cleared those noisy boys right outta here.

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Fri Dec 17, 2004 10:25 am

GuinivereElise wrote:ummm, yeah.

so...[feebly] how 'bout those Sonics? [/feebly]

sheesh, I can't even PRETEND to like sports...

they were great about 6 years ago? i hear they've been whining since then? and i think they got rid of Gary, which is just criminal?

errrr....

how are rehearsals? (there, how's that?)

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Fri Dec 17, 2004 10:26 am

gigglesnort wrote:I'm up! For a minute. dang, you girls cleared those noisy boys right outta here.

do they get uncomfortable if we hint that there are some times when i vibe is preferable? jeez, i hope they don't take it seriously. it's not like THAT.

sheesh. talk about rejection complexes.

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Fri Dec 17, 2004 10:26 am

I have no meaningful contribution to make regarding sports. Ugh. [slurping homemade potato soup]

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Fri Dec 17, 2004 10:27 am

rehearsals have been fucking AWEsome. I'm so excited!!! Oh, and Rian: did I tell you: advance tix: $17, at door, $20. Cirque du Flambe is going to be there... And we have an opening act, but I forget who.

AND I'm getting to sing one of my two favorite hedwig songs: long grift...

how ya doin', Giggle?

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Fri Dec 17, 2004 10:28 am

GuinivereElise wrote:rehearsals have been fucking AWEsome. I'm so excited!!! Oh, and Rian: did I tell you: advance tix: $17, at door, $20. Cirque du Flambe is going to be there... And we have an opening act, but I forget who.

AND I'm getting to sing one of my two favorite hedwig songs: long grift...

how ya doin', Giggle?

gak, expense. i'll ask david if i can help with cirque. i end up getting to a lot of things by that method.

tonytohono · Post by **tonytohono** » Fri Dec 17, 2004 10:28 am

Not me...

just preoccupied.

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Fri Dec 17, 2004 10:30 am

tonytohono wrote:Not me...

just preoccupied.

whatcha thinkin' on, TTH?
what's new?
and where the hell were you?

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Fri Dec 17, 2004 10:30 am

Rian Jackson wrote:
gigglesnort wrote:I'm up! For a minute. dang, you girls cleared those noisy boys right outta here.
do they get uncomfortable if we hint that there are some times when i vibe is preferable? jeez, i hope they don't take it seriously. it's not like THAT.

sheesh. talk about rejection complexes.

well, to be perfectly honest and blunt, there are some times when a vibe IS preferred, at least to this grrl. Boy is sick, no energy, finished before girl... or... girl doesn't have steady boy and booty call would be far too much trouble, girl needs a quick one before work/at work...

lots of options, really.

That, and sometimes, I just need to be by myself.. that's important, too...

ug. I need a drink. jameson's... please?

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Fri Dec 17, 2004 10:30 am

Just stepping in for a minute....

What the hell are all these vibrators doing laying around here?

BlueBirdPoof · Post by **BlueBirdPoof** » Fri Dec 17, 2004 10:31 am

Rian Jackson wrote:um, i think we scared the boys off.

anyone for... scrabble? (fishing lamely)

Just so long as you understand that in playing fishy scrabble, spelling doesn't count.