The Bar

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Fri Dec 17, 2004 10:31 am

we've been having show and tell...

you missed it.

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Fri Dec 17, 2004 10:31 am

I *think* I might not die, although it is still questionable. I haven't been this sick in a really long time. I soak my clothes w sweat everytime I sleep, adn I'm soooo weak.

I sure wish I had the means to catch yer show, Ms. Elise.

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Fri Dec 17, 2004 10:31 am

Jameson? Long one or short one?

... or one with a cord attached?

tonytohono · Post by **tonytohono** » Fri Dec 17, 2004 10:32 am

Running around Rian... I better not say where...

Corded eh Guini? I almost missed that. You don't mess around! =P

BlueBirdPoof · Post by **BlueBirdPoof** » Fri Dec 17, 2004 10:32 am

samtzu wrote:Just stepping in for a minute....

What the hell are all these vibrators doing laying around here?

Testing xmas presents before shopping.

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Fri Dec 17, 2004 10:32 am

GuinivereElise wrote:
Rian Jackson wrote:
gigglesnort wrote:I'm up! For a minute. dang, you girls cleared those noisy boys right outta here.
do they get uncomfortable if we hint that there are some times when i vibe is preferable? jeez, i hope they don't take it seriously. it's not like THAT.

sheesh. talk about rejection complexes.
well, to be perfectly honest and blunt, there are some times when a vibe IS preferred, at least to this grrl. Boy is sick, no energy, finished before girl... or... girl doesn't have steady boy and booty call would be far too much trouble, girl needs a quick one before work/at work...

lots of options, really.

That, and sometimes, I just need to be by myself.. that's important, too...

ug. I need a drink. jameson's... please?

spot on. plus there's not having the emotional/physical energy for the real thing, not wanting to worry about STDs and prevention and all of that shit if girl is NOT with a steady boy.... i find it's a very different result, though. in a mental/emotional/spiritual sense.

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Fri Dec 17, 2004 10:34 am

I'm with Robbi: some of my most spiritual findings have been during self-love...

Sam: double: neat, with a side of water no ice...

I need something to calm me down... I'm FAR to excited about this weekend...

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Fri Dec 17, 2004 10:34 am

GuinivereElise wrote:we've been having show and tell...

you missed it.

we did this for a party once. course, it also had body finger painting, glow in the dark strip twister.. that's when we realised that we throw very good parties.

BlueBirdPoof · Post by **BlueBirdPoof** » Fri Dec 17, 2004 10:34 am

Rian Jackson wrote:
GuinivereElise wrote:
Rian Jackson wrote: do they get uncomfortable if we hint that there are some times when i vibe is preferable? jeez, i hope they don't take it seriously. it's not like THAT.

sheesh. talk about rejection complexes.
well, to be perfectly honest and blunt, there are some times when a vibe IS preferred, at least to this grrl. Boy is sick, no energy, finished before girl... or... girl doesn't have steady boy and booty call would be far too much trouble, girl needs a quick one before work/at work...

lots of options, really.

That, and sometimes, I just need to be by myself.. that's important, too...

ug. I need a drink. jameson's... please?
spot on. plus there's not having the emotional/physical energy for the real thing, not wanting to worry about STDs and prevention and all of that shit if girl is NOT with a steady boy.... i find it's a very different result, though. in a mental/emotional/spiritual sense.

Ture about the results. It's its own thing, not less real, just a different tool for different (albeit realted) needs.

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Fri Dec 17, 2004 10:34 am

tonytohono wrote:Running around Rian... I better not say where...

Corded eh Guini? I almost missed that. You don't mess around! =P

nope. no messing around here.

sometimes a little messy, though...

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Fri Dec 17, 2004 10:35 am

Rian Jackson wrote:
GuinivereElise wrote:we've been having show and tell...

you missed it.
we did this for a party once. course, it also had body finger painting, glow in the dark strip twister.. that's when we realised that we throw very good parties.

holy fuck! I wanna come! I mean, come to your next party like this!!

tonytohono · Post by **tonytohono** » Fri Dec 17, 2004 10:35 am

The thinking is coming from below, hence the new quote Rian. What is above is currently at work... lol~!

tonytohono · Post by **tonytohono** » Fri Dec 17, 2004 10:37 am

GuinivereElise wrote:
tonytohono wrote:Running around Rian... I better not say where...

Corded eh Guini? I almost missed that. You don't mess around! =P
nope. no messing around here.

sometimes a little messy, though...

Messy, or just too much fun?!!!

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Fri Dec 17, 2004 10:41 am

tonytohono wrote:
GuinivereElise wrote:
tonytohono wrote:Running around Rian... I better not say where...

Corded eh Guini? I almost missed that. You don't mess around! =P
nope. no messing around here.

sometimes a little messy, though...
Messy, or just too much fun?!!!

ahem. both.

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Fri Dec 17, 2004 11:02 am

I am not afraid. Should I be?

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Fri Dec 17, 2004 11:03 am

no. no you shouldn't.

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Fri Dec 17, 2004 11:05 am

tee hee!

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Fri Dec 17, 2004 11:13 am

hmmm.... good morning, all!! looks like we've been having a fun morning!

* running hands over a hitachi plug-in *

nniiiiiiicccceee.......

think i'll have some baily's in my coffee today...

*whispers to girls* i got a pocket rocket a couple years ago... small and very quiet... quite convenient!

Simply Joel · Post by **Simply Joel** » Fri Dec 17, 2004 11:18 am

tisha2 wrote:hmmm.... good morning, all!! looks like we've been having a fun morning!

* running hands over a hitachi plug-in *

nniiiiiiicccceee.......

think i'll have some baily's in my coffee today...

*whispers to girls* i got a pocket rocket a couple years ago... small and very quiet... quite convenient!

sorry, there, did you say something, i couldn't quite make it out.
<silence>
oh... uh, nevermind

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Fri Dec 17, 2004 11:20 am

I gotta crotch rocket right here. Let's ride!

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Fri Dec 17, 2004 11:21 am

Ignoring Joel and Sput, whispers to girls, is it too late to write a letter to santa? I have a burning desire for more.....toys.......

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Fri Dec 17, 2004 11:22 am

Alas and fuck, Guin, on the party front I don't know if i can help. These parties were hosted by 'Louise' (people thought that my former best friend and i were interchangeable, so we 'became' Louise as a combination), and Louise is no more. Maybe someday...

she never even had her planned debutante spring party. *sigh*

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Fri Dec 17, 2004 11:25 am

gigglesnort wrote:Ignoring Joel and Sput, whispers to girls, is it too late to write a letter to santa? I have a burning desire for more.....toys.......

which santa?

you need a 'Babes in Toyland'.. or is is 'Toys in Babeland'? sort of place.
It's nice when you get the friends & family discount there, too.

Knowledgeable folks, comfortable (read: not remotely sleezy) atmosphere. It's a good community joint. Or you could come and visit. We'll take you there. They even have classes and seminars and shit.

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Fri Dec 17, 2004 11:26 am

Alas, nothing like that here in Arkansaw. To come and visit.....sigh. to be independently wealthy.....sigh.

Rob the Wop · Post by **Rob the Wop** » Fri Dec 17, 2004 11:28 am

gigglesnort wrote:Ignoring Joel and Sput, whispers to girls, is it too late to write a letter to santa? I have a burning desire for more.....toys.......

Sayeth the Real Santa:

"Right. You just got put on the naughty list with that one. Which means you'll have to check my stocking... er your stocking... cum Christmas."

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Fri Dec 17, 2004 11:28 am

hey, sput.... thanks fer the offer, but right now i'd rather see the link to yer tunes... can't remember where it usually is...

and, Joel - don't you know better than to eavesdrop when girls are whispering?? i'm surprised...

wanna beer?

or a *ahem* smoke?

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Fri Dec 17, 2004 11:32 am

gotta rest more before the horde descends. thanks for playing with me, even though I'm a germ bag.

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Fri Dec 17, 2004 11:34 am

I think both of you should come down for a chat about stamina, mess, snoring, ability, why corded and uncorded pseudomen are waaaay overrated, wet spots, and other issues. I'm still not afraid.

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Fri Dec 17, 2004 11:35 am

tisha2 wrote:hey, sput.... thanks fer the offer, but right now i'd rather see the link to yer tunes... can't remember where it usually is...

For the benefit of all http://eklund.merseine.nu:8000

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Fri Dec 17, 2004 11:38 am

helitack wrote:I think both of you should come down for a chat about stamina, mess, snoring, ability, why corded and uncorded pseudomen are waaaay overrated, wet spots, and other issues. I'm still not afraid.

i take offence at that. my toy has NOTHING to do with my relations to men. they are totally NOT interchangeable. sometimes i want to make myself happy... sometimes i want to share happy with someone. two totally different things.

now i'm not saying i wouldn't love a trip to the desert....

Feel better Giggles!!!!! Let that sweat do it's job... hot baths/showers, crank up the heat, bundle up... it's flushing the bugs out... LET IT!

SPUT!!! WHERE'S THE FUCKING LINK!!! I WANT MUSIC!!