The Bar

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Fri Dec 17, 2004 11:38 am

helitack wrote:why corded and uncorded pseudomen are waaaay overrated

woah... hold on there, pard.

we have already acknowledged that they're not there to represent men, but to perform a function. And they're really not overrated, hun. Sorry.

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Fri Dec 17, 2004 11:38 am

oh. uh... sorry. thank you.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Dec 17, 2004 11:39 am

Rian Jackson wrote:Alas and fuck, Guin, on the party front I don't know if i can help. These parties were hosted by 'Louise' (people thought that my former best friend and i were interchangeable, so we 'became' Louise as a combination), and Louise is no more. Maybe someday...

she never even had her planned debutante spring party. *sigh*

If you are ever in the Bay Area, I may be able to help.

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Fri Dec 17, 2004 11:40 am

tisha2 wrote:oh. uh... sorry. thank you.

I see you....happy now?

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Dec 17, 2004 11:41 am

gigglesnort wrote:Alas, nothing like that here in Arkansaw. To come and visit.....sigh. to be independently wealthy.....sigh.

Try http://www.goodvibes.com
I'm not sure if that's the exact address and if I try and access it from work I get a nanny. If it's wrong google "good vibrations"

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Fri Dec 17, 2004 11:43 am

gigglesnort wrote:Ignoring Joel and Sput, whispers to girls, is it too late to write a letter to santa? I have a burning desire for more.....toys.......

[santa]so, little girl, what exactly do you want?[/santa]

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Fri Dec 17, 2004 11:43 am

sputnik wrote:
tisha2 wrote:oh. uh... sorry. thank you.
I see you....happy now?

yes, thank you! Johnny Cash! woo-hoo!

Crypto!!! Hi fishy!!

hey, it's almost noon! anybody want a drinky-poo for lunch?

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Dec 17, 2004 11:46 am

Of course. Because I can once again

DRINK LIKE a FISH

instead of eating like a bird!!

(sorry for the yelling)

*a full series of coyote yips*

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Fri Dec 17, 2004 11:47 am

GuinivereElise wrote:
helitack wrote:why corded and uncorded pseudomen are waaaay overrated
woah... hold on there, pard.

we have already acknowledged that they're not there to represent men, but to perform a function. And they're really not overrated, hun. Sorry.

hm. yup, need to third this.
why get so defensive? lord, we made it clear that we don't equate them. *shaking her head*
communication, communication.

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Fri Dec 17, 2004 11:47 am

Red Bull and Jager for me.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Dec 17, 2004 11:48 am

Rian Jackson wrote:
GuinivereElise wrote:
helitack wrote:why corded and uncorded pseudomen are waaaay overrated
woah... hold on there, pard.

we have already acknowledged that they're not there to represent men, but to perform a function. And they're really not overrated, hun. Sorry.
hm. yup, need to third this.
why get so defensive? lord, we made it clear that we don't equate them. *shaking her head*
communication, communication.

And combining the two triples the fun.

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Fri Dec 17, 2004 11:50 am

yee-ow!
hey fishie!
smooch!

yeah, i'll have a big stiff one, thanks, tish!

Simply Joel · Post by **Simply Joel** » Fri Dec 17, 2004 11:50 am

tisha2 wrote:hey, sput.... thanks fer the offer, but right now i'd rather see the link to yer tunes... can't remember where it usually is...

and, Joel - don't you know better than to eavesdrop when girls are whispering?? i'm surprised...

wanna beer?

or a *ahem* smoke?

had a smokie smokie after a nice lunch with my wife and her adult daughter... step-daddy popped for the check and left the ladies to talk amongst themselves.

NO ONE is taking work too seriously here, and you can smell the fear in the air due to the merger "nextel-sprint"

so, what the heck, let's celebrate the evisceration of a populist movement by Rome, which was spun into a flourishing messianic cult called christianity...

i need a drink

Lydia Love · Post by **Lydia Love** » Fri Dec 17, 2004 11:51 am

why corded and uncorded pseudomen are waaaay overrated

helitack m'dear, you just buy trouble with this kinda statement...

I'm multi-orgasmic honey... and sometimes I just *gotta* be multi-orgasmic and a suitable partner ain't handy.

Not only do they take care of the problem that my sex drive seems to have overwhelmed my ability to find said suitable partners every time I need 'em but a good, quick "O" can take care of all sorts of little ills... back ache, head ache, sinus pressure, cramps, grumpiness and insomnia (and if plagued by one or more of those ills I just plain don't wanna have to look out for another persons happy time too).

I've had skilled lovers (yum!) but sweaty acrobatics aren't always the answer. Sometimes it's really really nice to be able to reach for something that will do the job really easily and really really fast.

Which reminds me. My little friends are all still in a box somewhere in the damn basement. And they're not that great anyway.

If I actually get the christmas bonus that's been hinted at (and it's more than a McDonald's gift certificate) I may hafta buy myself a gift...

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Dec 17, 2004 11:51 am

Hey Rian--a big yee-ow back at ya!

Nice to take off the feathers for a bit.

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Fri Dec 17, 2004 11:51 am

theCryptofishist wrote:
Rian Jackson wrote:
GuinivereElise wrote: woah... hold on there, pard.

we have already acknowledged that they're not there to represent men, but to perform a function. And they're really not overrated, hun. Sorry.
hm. yup, need to third this.
why get so defensive? lord, we made it clear that we don't equate them. *shaking her head*
communication, communication.
And combining the two triples the fun.

There ya' go, Fishy... Now that's what I'm talking 'bout!!

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Dec 17, 2004 11:53 am

good start to page 888

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Fri Dec 17, 2004 11:53 am

I'm scared of this page....

sparkletarte · Post by **sparkletarte** » Fri Dec 17, 2004 11:56 am

Helitack, until you get a clit of your very own, you don't know what you are talking about. Really.

~~~

HEY EVERYONE! I GOT MY HOUSE! Finally! And we didn't even have to pay off the other buyer to take over his contract. He wanted $5,000 to do it but then Wednesday night he asked for an extension and the owner took us instead. We get it Jan. 12. So if anyone wants to make a trip to the snowy land of Ymir, where the air is clean and there is no law and the snow falls deep and the skiing rocks, let me know!

A double round of drinks for all my friends!

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Fri Dec 17, 2004 11:56 am

whew! It's getting all kinds o hot in heeah!! fuck 888... i promise i won't bend over...

lessee... a Bull n Jaeger fer Sput...thanks DJ!

a, uh... big stiff one for Rian... that might take just a minute... hey, sam - is woodrow available?

Fishy, join me in a cosmo?

Scotch for Joel and Sam... and i confess nextel-sprint scares me...

anyone else? Lydia - ? drink...?

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Fri Dec 17, 2004 11:57 am

Lydia Love wrote:

Which reminds me. My little friends are all still in a box somewhere in the damn basement. And they're not that great anyway.

sacrilege!

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Fri Dec 17, 2004 11:59 am

YAY for Sparkles!!! is it really really real this time?? Congrats, baby! A whole round of patron on the house!!

* lines up many shot glasses and splashes patron in and around them... dumps a cup full o limes on the bar, and sets out several salt shakers *

SKOL!

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Dec 17, 2004 11:59 am

eplaya virtual barfly fundamentalism

Well, at least I know what I passed on, religionwise.

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Fri Dec 17, 2004 12:00 pm

skoll, indeed!!

and a POTD nomination for the first line!

sparkletarte · Post by **sparkletarte** » Fri Dec 17, 2004 12:01 pm

Behold!

Those aren't stilts, the basement has no siding yet. Yes, the porch is coming down. And a serious paint job next summer. And that shop- 1200 sq ft! That's a lot of snow but it gets even more. Yes, you can drive your snowmoblie around town. Population 300. Woo hoo for me!

sparkletarte · Post by **sparkletarte** » Fri Dec 17, 2004 12:02 pm

Yes it's really real! The other guy got tossed. I signed the mortgage papers this morning.

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Fri Dec 17, 2004 12:02 pm

Congrats. This is the place with the big shop that you can build big stuff in. We expect big things from you next summer now (well, maybe in 06)

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Fri Dec 17, 2004 12:03 pm

potd's are dropping all over the place, today!! now i want a t-shirt that says:

Born-again Eplaya Virtual Barfly Fundamentalist
"booze over evil"
Have you accepted booze as your personal saviour?

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Fri Dec 17, 2004 12:03 pm

Lydia Love wrote:
why corded and uncorded pseudomen are waaaay overrated
helitack m'dear, you just buy trouble with this kinda statement...

I'm multi-orgasmic honey... and sometimes I just *gotta* be multi-orgasmic and a suitable partner ain't handy.

Not only do they take care of the problem that my sex drive seems to have overwhelmed my ability to find said suitable partners every time I need 'em but a good, quick "O" can take care of all sorts of little ills... back ache, head ache, sinus pressure, cramps, grumpiness and insomnia (and if plagued by one or more of those ills I just plain don't wanna have to look out for another persons happy time too).

I've had skilled lovers (yum!) but sweaty acrobatics aren't always the answer. Sometimes it's really really nice to be able to reach for something that will do the job really easily and really really fast.

Which reminds me. My little friends are all still in a box somewhere in the damn basement. And they're not that great anyway.

If I actually get the christmas bonus that's been hinted at (and it's more than a McDonald's gift certificate) I may hafta buy myself a gift...

I call bullshit on the "gotta be an electric toy because men aren't able to stay with it long enough". There are those that can stick, and those that can't. Finding those that can is like a revelation from Gawd. When you find one for you, best not let him go. And perhaps train one who has the ability but has not "learned" to express it. Teaching is half the pleasure.

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Fri Dec 17, 2004 12:07 pm

Lydia Love wrote:
why corded and uncorded pseudomen are waaaay overrated
helitack m'dear, you just buy trouble with this kinda statement...

I'm multi-orgasmic honey... and sometimes I just *gotta* be multi-orgasmic and a suitable partner ain't handy.

Not only do they take care of the problem that my sex drive seems to have overwhelmed my ability to find said suitable partners every time I need 'em but a good, quick "O" can take care of all sorts of little ills... back ache, head ache, sinus pressure, cramps, grumpiness and insomnia (and if plagued by one or more of those ills I just plain don't wanna have to look out for another persons happy time too)

It's the best, foolproof cure for the hiccups, I've found...