Confessions.

paps · Post by **paps** » Sun Dec 12, 2004 6:07 pm

I confess I have nice tits.

amnesia · Post by **amnesia** » Sun Dec 12, 2004 6:09 pm

I confess that I forget what my type is.

(can i give you a hand with those?)

BlueBirdPoof · Post by **BlueBirdPoof** » Mon Dec 13, 2004 9:12 am

helitack wrote:I confess that I was actually nice to all the assholes that work at headquarters tonight at the christmas party. What's wrong with me?

Now now, a pleasent once a year shit eating grin is healthy for your career. Lubing up the machinery you'll be working with for the next 12 months. It's called "Anything to get them off my back>."

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Mon Dec 13, 2004 10:45 am

I confess that a friend of mine handed me a sarong over the weekend and told me to inhale.

I further confess that, upon doing so, I began to cry, for no reason.

I asked him "what is it?"

His reply:

"it's the playa."

I confess this only made me cry harder. And feel a terrible ache in my chest.

I confess that I'm homesick...

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Mon Dec 13, 2004 12:15 pm

i confess that i relate to that so much it hurts. i suggest a "mid-year" meet n greet on the fucking playa. April fool's weekend. exactly halfway 'tween burns. just a quickie to tide us over.... just a camping trip... not a big art/rave extravaganza... just a camping trip. with booze. and costumes. and fire.

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Mon Dec 13, 2004 12:19 pm

tisha2 wrote:i confess that i relate to that so much it hurts. i suggest a "mid-year" meet n greet on the fucking playa. April fool's weekend. exactly halfway 'tween burns. just a quickie to tide us over.... just a camping trip... not a big art/rave extravaganza... just a camping trip. with booze. and costumes. and fire.

for sure: helicon??

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Tue Dec 14, 2004 1:32 pm

i confess that, for the time being, it's nice to begin and end my days with no one to worry about but myself.

i confess that the feeling might wear off after a while.

i further confess that even though i told Sensei that someone should slap me if i get involved in another relationship soon, i meant to tell this to the 4WotA.

I confess that i'm concerned this may have been a grave mistake.

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Tue Dec 14, 2004 4:26 pm

I confess this avatar is beginning to look like a big ole germ to me.

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Tue Dec 14, 2004 4:34 pm

I confess that the new "massager" that I bought has a 'facial massage attatchment'.

I confess that using the massager on my face with the facial attatchment does nothing but make me sneeze.

Sneezing releaseses some of the same chemicals in the brain that orgasm releases.

I confess that I like the idea that the massager gives my face orgasms, in addition to the other orgasms it produces...

geekster · Post by **geekster** » Fri Dec 17, 2004 12:30 pm

I confess that I have always wanted to learn to give the world's greatest massage. But now I am not sure I want to be around all that sneezing.

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Fri Dec 17, 2004 5:38 pm

I confess that is my forehead and eye in the avatar, not the nose or mouth, but lots of dark hair. Haven't had leaves stuck in it in way, way too long. Probably why I've been depressed.

Mister Jellyfish Mister · Post by **Mister Jellyfish Mister** » Sat Dec 18, 2004 8:14 am

I confess that when I sneeze it leaves a metalic taste in my mouth. I don't know if it's the increased vitamin intake or blood.

Donita · Post by **Donita** » Sat Dec 18, 2004 9:38 am

I confess I have not even started doing any Christmas shopping yet.

tonytohono · Post by **tonytohono** » Sat Dec 18, 2004 9:44 am

I confess that my mind is in the gutter...

but what a fucking awesome gutter it is.

Donita · Post by **Donita** » Sat Dec 18, 2004 10:17 am

tonytohono wrote:I confess that my mind is in the gutter...

I confess my mind is a clutter.

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Sat Dec 18, 2004 10:25 am

I confess my gutter is a glorious clutter.

Donita · Post by **Donita** » Sat Dec 18, 2004 10:27 am

I confess I like it with butter.

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Sat Dec 18, 2004 10:30 am

mmmm, I confess I like it with honey, too.

SilkenTofu · Post by **SilkenTofu** » Sun Dec 19, 2004 7:54 pm

I confess I like it with butter.

mmmm, I confess I like it with honey, too.

mmmm whipped honey butter and sweet cornbread....oohhhh

I confess I have moved from a size 34 waist to a size 36

I confess that I like smelling my own farts

I confess that I spent way more on Christmas presents than I can afford

I confess that I don't belive in anything anymore, not even myself

I confess that sex with my boyfriend has become more of a routine (scripted) than a spontanious act

I confess that the above confession is pretty much my fault

I confess I am glad you all don't know who I really am (which makes the confession board so much easier)

ahhhh 10 Hail Marys..10 Our Fathers...and ready for work the next day

SilkenTofu · Post by **SilkenTofu** » Sun Dec 19, 2004 8:38 pm

ooops one more

I confess that I took my boyfriend and his 9 year old daughter to the Sacramento Ballet this weekend to see The Nutcracker and I cried through most of the performance (sentimental or sissy...you decide) it was beautiful though. Ballet is hardcore.

It was the 9 year olds 1st time at the ballet and she confessed to me that seeing the male dancers in the tights revealing their "stuff" was "nasty", I laughed to myself.

Fantasy · Post by **Fantasy** » Mon Dec 20, 2004 11:27 am

I confess I think about my younger hot co-worker from my second job when I make love to my husband. :twisted:

I confess that I did not confess that confession to my husband when he asked why I seemed more int sex lately. :wink:

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Tue Dec 21, 2004 4:25 pm

I confess..... I am not who I come across as..... I am something different... but, still, harmless................

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Tue Dec 21, 2004 4:56 pm

Tisha rocks...
Rian rocks...
Lydia rocks...
Guinivere rocks...

... and I am bruise beyond belief...

Ahhhhh.... Life is, Indeed, Good!

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Wed Dec 22, 2004 7:49 am

samtzu wrote: ... and I am bruise beyond belief...

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Wed Dec 22, 2004 7:55 am

samtzu wrote:Tisha rocks...
Rian rocks...
Lydia rocks...
Guinivere rocks...

... and I am bruise beyond belief...

Ahhhhh.... Life is, Indeed, Good!

You mean you were lying when you said I rocked, too? You men are all alike.

stuart · Post by **stuart** » Wed Dec 22, 2004 11:20 am

I confess that I am blowing off my office party as I type
I confess that I would rather drink paint than go
I confess I am doing next to nothing for the holiday

Bah Humbug

Bring on Fucking New Years Eve already!

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Wed Dec 22, 2004 1:35 pm

I confess that I experience occasional pangs of jelousy over the eplaya scene in the Pacific Northwest.

I confess that you could replace "occasional" with "almost constant" and "pangs" with "racking body tear downs" and not make the sentance significantly less accurate.

I confess I am occasionally given to hyperbole.

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Wed Dec 22, 2004 1:36 pm

i confess that, while the eplaya scene is good here, i feel a lot of absences acutely. i confess that i believe this to be common amongst us.

we wish you were all here.

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Wed Dec 22, 2004 1:38 pm

samtzu wrote:Tisha rocks...
Rian rocks...
Lydia rocks...
Guinivere rocks...

... and I am bruise beyond belief...

Ahhhhh.... Life is, Indeed, Good!

were the bruises perhapes caused by all those rocks?

stuart · Post by **stuart** » Wed Dec 22, 2004 1:40 pm

we wish you all were here. Well, I guess we is just me. It would be interesting to make a map of the eplaya barflies homes and figure out where the exact physical center of the eplaya was. Interestingly enough I bet it aint too far from the real playa in terms of north-southness. FWIW portland and christ church are nearly exactly on the opposite sides of the world.