Fuck!

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Fri Dec 17, 2004 2:06 pm

Rian Jackson wrote:fuck!! motherfucker just called me at WORK! and it's CRAZY here right now, just insanely busy, and he fucking called me.

jesus folks: if you have a horrible, hurtful breakup, don't call your x when they're supposed to be being professional.

for the love of god.

Can I call you later?....

...just curious...

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Fri Dec 17, 2004 2:12 pm

you're not my ex. but yes.

and don't fucking email them at the same time!

fuckity fuckity.

gah. ok. feel a little better now.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Dec 17, 2004 3:51 pm

Leaky mindf*ck needy sh*t. Used to do it and it never helped me--just prolonged the agony.

Hang tough, Rian. Call if you need to.

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Sat Dec 18, 2004 5:36 am

my mouth tastes like chemicals, my shit smells like chemicals, my stomach hurts; these antibitotics have my whole gi system whacked out. Better than a gazillion streptococci marching towards my heart, so I'll stop complaining.

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Sat Dec 18, 2004 6:19 am

Well, it isn't very fucking comforting to look up yer current medication and find it listed as investigational.

Post by **AntiM** » Sat Dec 18, 2004 6:29 am

fuck, darling young black cat ran into the house yesterday and won't leave. Very clean and sweet, obviously a pet, and very lost. How the fuck can I put him back out into the freezing cold?

aw fuck, if this is my biggest problem I'm doing much fucking better.

Alpha · Post by **Alpha** » Sat Dec 18, 2004 7:37 am

Fuckin' neighbor punched me in the head yesterday and then told the cops that I pushed her wife down the hill (not true). So when I have him arrested, they'll arrest me at the same time. No worries, we've got video of the attack....

Lydia Love · Post by **Lydia Love** » Sat Dec 18, 2004 10:40 am

jesus Alpha!

That's bad. very bad.

y'all be careful!

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Sat Dec 18, 2004 3:21 pm

FUCK! Another person who tYpEs lIkE tHiS, shit. Ooops, fuck!

Lydia Love · Post by **Lydia Love** » Sat Dec 18, 2004 3:43 pm

Yeah... from Las Vegas too. What an amazing coincidence! That the only people who've ever come on this board to type like that would both be from Las Vegas. Wow. That's gotta be pretty statistically fuckin' out there... don't ya think? Wow.

*whistles the Twilight Zone theme*

Wow.

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Sat Dec 18, 2004 3:46 pm

I guess i am fUcKeD now eh?

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Sat Dec 18, 2004 4:13 pm

Lydia Love wrote:Yeah... from Las Vegas too. What an amazing coincidence! That the only people who've ever come on this board to type like that would both be from Las Vegas. Wow. That's gotta be pretty statistically fuckin' out there... don't ya think? Wow.

*whistles the Twilight Zone theme*

Wow.

now now Lydia...Uber is a fine young student....no need to diss her here, she may have a Vegas curse for your karmic soup mix the next time you play 21
so watch out

sparkletarte · Post by **sparkletarte** » Sat Dec 18, 2004 4:47 pm

Go Alpha wolf, go! You can fucking take him!

Lydia Love · Post by **Lydia Love** » Sat Dec 18, 2004 5:13 pm

Uber is a fine young student

Then I wanna know what the fuck they're doing in typing class in Vegas...

Really though, I'm sure she's fine. But I reserve the right to mock the fuck outta anyone who comes here with that sort of affectation going on...

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Sat Dec 18, 2004 6:07 pm

But do you get things like this:

uBeRpLaYa wrote:HeLLaTaK yOu rEaLLy aRe hOt yOu hAvE hAd mY eYe fOr sOmE tImE

Nice sentiment but she really isnt my type. Now can I have a shot of Patron' in the Bar?

geekster · Post by **geekster** » Sat Dec 18, 2004 6:09 pm

Typing like that is to the eye what the mating call of the Zebracorn is to the ear. At least it is to me.

geekster · Post by **geekster** » Sat Dec 18, 2004 6:11 pm

This zebracorn ... remember?

geekster · Post by **geekster** » Sat Dec 18, 2004 6:12 pm

oops ...

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Sat Dec 18, 2004 6:18 pm

geekster · Post by **geekster** » Sat Dec 18, 2004 6:28 pm

Did you HEAR that thing at BM?

geekster · Post by **geekster** » Sat Dec 18, 2004 6:29 pm

Fuck, it sounded like a monkey fucking a lawnmower.

diane o'thirst · Post by **diane o'thirst** » Sat Dec 18, 2004 7:41 pm

Or a rabbit being fucked by a grizzly bear in a VW Bug. The old kind.

OB: FUCK! I just fuckin' read in the paper that incense smoke is 11 times more carcinogenic than fucking cigarette smoke and 7 times worse for you than the air in a busy intersection! FUCK! There ain't no fuckin' justice!!

geekster · Post by **geekster** » Sat Dec 18, 2004 10:08 pm

FUCK! Does EVERYONE else here have a life? Here I sit babysitting .... on a Saturday night ... again.

diane o'thirst · Post by **diane o'thirst** » Sat Dec 18, 2004 11:09 pm

Don't feel so fuckin' bad, Geekster. Having only $2.21 to my name, I have to sit home while all my friends are at fuckin' SantArchy! Fuckin'-A!

Sat home and made fuckin' gingerbread.

geekster · Post by **geekster** » Sun Dec 19, 2004 1:43 am

Well, then ... lets just cuddle up next to the fire. The kids are asleep and I have a bottle of halfway decent merlot. Here's to whatever. *clink*

Simply Joel · Post by **Simply Joel** » Sun Dec 19, 2004 3:14 am

it is too fucking early to be awake, and i have been up for half hour.

geekster · Post by **geekster** » Sun Dec 19, 2004 3:15 am

sleep, what's that?

geekster · Post by **geekster** » Sun Dec 19, 2004 3:17 am

Fuck, actually, I am headed down now. Have a big day ahead of me tomorrow. Sundy night party and all that rot.

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Tue Dec 21, 2004 9:46 am

*banging head on desktop* fucking shit. fucking shit. passive aggressive is not ok. i fucking hate it when people do this shit! fuck fuck fuck.

i'm sure i just said things in a message that i shall live to regret. But they've so been needing to be said for so long. i'm just not good at the shut-the-fuck-up game.

fuck!

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Tue Dec 21, 2004 9:56 am

Fuck friendships! I am really just tired of believing that friends give a shit. I am tired of being treated like a fucking child that has no sense of the world around me. I am a much better hermit than I am friend anyway.