The Bar

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Sat Dec 18, 2004 2:21 pm

Dude, I got a 100lb cylinder of propane here, easier and less work. How about a shot of Patron?

geekster · Post by **geekster** » Sat Dec 18, 2004 2:28 pm

Hell, yeah! I'll take a shot of that Patron. Thanks!

It was funny, now. We were at the Pagoda burn and a campmate of mind handed me his bottle of Tequilla ... and asked me not to kill it, I took a couple of swallows only then realizing I had killed it. I should have looked to see how much was in the bottle. I remember the Pagoda falling, and then waking up in my camp the next morning.

I owe him a bottle of good juice for Christmas, I think. Thanks for jogging my memory. He lives close by. One of the most awesomest guys in the world.

geekster · Post by **geekster** » Sat Dec 18, 2004 2:29 pm

Even if he is a tore-up bitch!

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Sat Dec 18, 2004 4:01 pm

Free Beer!

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Sat Dec 18, 2004 4:09 pm

ok I'm in!

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Sat Dec 18, 2004 4:12 pm

I found an old can of Schaeffer or would you like a Falstaff?

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Sat Dec 18, 2004 4:15 pm

hi heli .Fallstaff? how long has it aged?

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Sat Dec 18, 2004 5:09 pm

I can kind of see the Fl the it's worn off and I see ff. And it has a top that takes a church key to open, old enuff for ya?

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Sat Dec 18, 2004 5:14 pm

Did you happen to find it in the clutches of a desiccated body in the desert that was found without a church key?

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Sat Dec 18, 2004 5:17 pm

How did you know? I need a whopper beer after this week.

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Sat Dec 18, 2004 5:19 pm

Some lovin wouldnt be bad either. But so goes the "Tales of the Monastery". SHeeeeeit

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Sat Dec 18, 2004 5:26 pm

The man gets a promotion and he's still bitching shee-it!

geekster · Post by **geekster** » Sat Dec 18, 2004 8:47 pm

So my daughter was at our company holiday gathering yesterday and they had a clown/baloon artist. She got a unicorn and really liked it. About halfway through the party her balloon toy started to come a bit untwisted. Now mind you she is six and somewhat fascinated by male anatomy since she has had a baby brother ... knowing all the names of the parts and such. Well part of this balloon was sticking out and she says "Look Daddy, it looks like he has a great big penis!" and the worst part was I didn't catch it the first time so she had to repeat it louder.

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Sat Dec 18, 2004 8:57 pm

That's hilarious Geekster,... the fun will come when your coworkers help you relive the moment at work Monday.

geekster · Post by **geekster** » Sat Dec 18, 2004 9:39 pm

I think I will be "working" from home for a few days.

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Sun Dec 19, 2004 5:39 am

I just got home a few minutes ago; at 5 in the fucking morning!

Portland SantaCon: Mission accomplished.
Seattle SantaCon: Mission accomplished.
Vancouver SantaCon: Mission accomplished.

If you rampaged at all three (3), there was a mystery prize....

Oh yeah, baby! The T-shirts Rob-the-Wop had made up are stunningly beautiful: red (of course) with the design (3 Santas trashing Portland, Seattle and Vancouver) in white and black. On top of the design "Be afraid... The Red Menace Cometh"; underneath, "Tri Santa Con 2004 Survivor". The design itself was created by 6 (?) big-time Portland artists, or at least I think that's what Rob said.

I'm so proud. If Sensei didn't sleep naked as a jaybird, Sensei would wear this to bed, he loves his Tri SantaCon shirt so much...

Before I do go off (to bed), I'd like to thank Rob-the-Wop for providing such excellent fun across 2 states and a foreign country. I'm scarred for life and Christmas will never be the same... Thanks Rob! And if you and SantaNiNi just fuckin' move to Vancouver, you gotta take Sensei with!

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Sun Dec 19, 2004 6:23 am

I was starting to fell like a lightweight for only going to two of the Santacons, when it dawned on me "Hey! Two outta' three ain't bad!"... yeah, but no tee-shirt! Shit.

Well, it's a cool Sunday AM in Portland, and a souped up coffee is just the ticket.... hmmmmmm... what do we have? *stoops behind bar, rumages around* Nope, nope, nope.... Sloe Gin and coffee? Nope! *Looks up on the upper shelves* The Macallen and coffee? Hard on the Macallen, but an honor for the coffee...

Scot's Coffee it is!! Merry Sunday, y'all!

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Sun Dec 19, 2004 6:42 am

We need documentation of this alleged good time. And witness statements.

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Sun Dec 19, 2004 6:44 am

helitack wrote:We need documentation of this alleged good time. And witness statements.

Or even just a list of damages... with photos!

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Sun Dec 19, 2004 12:26 pm

Don't worry, Santa Samtzu! Portland was the best in Sensei's humble opinion. Hell, Portland had more Santas than Seattle AND Vancouver!

But here's why Santa Sensei wants to move to B.C.: as Santas were a'gathering at the Marine Club (a friendly, divey bar) several Santas slipped out to the Amsterdam, a couple of blocks away for a few quick puffs with the locals. Here's some advice: if you've never walked into a hash bar before, try to do it with at least 3 other people who also happen to be dressed as Santa Claus.

Hell, even the cute, dreadlocked girls behind the counter opened up their personal stashes for Santa Sensei and SantaNiNi and Santa Bruce and Santa Courtney(?)... Sensei felt, after the third number, that he had died and gone to heaven! SantaCon itself can be surreal, but at the Amsterdam, it was truly strange to LEGALLY do what we did. Which it wasn't, technically; I think. They're all real low key about it and tryin' very hard NOT to upset the poor ol' United States; God Bless Canada!

In fact, we liked the Amsterdam so much, the four of us blew off another hour and a half there later in the evening (different shift behind the counter!) when we let the kids go off by themselves for awhile. We caught back up to them by grabbing a cab, but the time we spent at the Amsterdam was a HIGHlight.

Donita · Post by **Donita** » Sun Dec 19, 2004 12:46 pm

Where's the bulletin board in this bar? Ah, yes... **tap*tap*tap** (sound of nails)

Public Service Announcement: Due to increasing products liability litigation, American liquor manufacturers have accepted the FDA's suggestion that the following warning labels be placed immediately on all varieties of alcohol containers:

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your bra and panties.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a retard.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at 4:00 a.m.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may be a major factor in getting your ass kicked.
WARNING: the crumsumpten of alcohol may mack you tink you kan tpye reel gode.

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Sun Dec 19, 2004 2:27 pm

Donita wrote:Where's the bulletin board in this bar? Ah, yes... **tap*tap*tap** (sound of nails) :D

Public Service Announcement: Due to increasing products liability litigation, American liquor manufacturers have accepted the FDA's suggestion that the following warning labels be placed immediately on all varieties of alcohol containers:

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your bra and panties.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a retard.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at 4:00 a.m.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may be a major factor in getting your ass kicked.
WARNING: the crumsumpten of alcohol may mack you tink you kan tpye reel gode.

see the 12 step thread

sparkletarte · Post by **sparkletarte** » Sun Dec 19, 2004 2:32 pm

hahaha, I'd love to see the expressions on their faces when you guys walked in there! Glad you had fun, now show us the pictures! Where'd ya go, what'd ya do?

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Sun Dec 19, 2004 3:43 pm

Just want to see if this works

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Sun Dec 19, 2004 3:44 pm

Ok No

Donita · Post by **Donita** » Sun Dec 19, 2004 3:53 pm

Zulegoona wrote:Ok No

A+ for effort.

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Sun Dec 19, 2004 3:54 pm

How about this?

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Sun Dec 19, 2004 3:57 pm

OK No again well that's it I need to find my self a web page that supports image sharing.

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Sun Dec 19, 2004 5:56 pm

[giggles plops on a barstool sipping spring water and looks around, smilin a tiny little bit and sayin hi to folks]

I feel like I'm alive again! Woo hoo! I believe it's *finally* time for another hot chocolate and peppermint schnapps.......

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Sun Dec 19, 2004 6:01 pm

Beer here, its friday!