Burning Man Voices

[FlyingMonkey]

Thinking aloud.....Never a good thing........Maybe the mods can merge this thread with "What are you listening to?'.


Just a thought......I don't have many.

[scottoish]

My voices also siad that they must comply with rules. So after considerable fuss, I managed to glean the following bizarre statements from they about their rules (they claim to be Freemasons - but I doubt it!)
Here are their rules (as stated by themselves):
1) freemasons must have a spouse
2) freemasons must have a bridesmaid and groom
3) freemasons must be better off than their victim
4) freemasons must steal stone if they want
5) freemasons must be seen by the victim they are giving schizophrenia to
6) The payments for a Freemason are apportioned according to their proximity to the victim. This is further apportioned according to the amount and frequency of their proximity. This is a freemasons “dash” or “dare”. So payments are made according to a Freemasons dash or dare.
7) There is one rule for you and one rule for me
Freemasons must have a song they sing in bad taste
9) you must never kill a ghost
10) Damned if you do, even more damned if you don’t
11) Freemason women are not able to consume alcohol because it is lethal
12) Freemason women are limited to only engaging in faunication once, on their wedding night, and not again
13) Once a freemason has had sex they can’t go back to normal sex
14) Ghosts always know when they are dying
15) Ghosts have seven seconds of unbounded epilogue on the way out
16) Ghosts must not encounter “epiphenous moments”
17) Ghosts are able to exchange “sensibilities” freely
18) If a freemason gets a word in edgeways, it should be explicitly accomplished
19) Each freemason must have a field of special knowledge, their topic of expertise
20) All freemasons share their wives with their bretheren (freemason marriages occur within freemasonry, normal observable marriages are invalid, probably because of religion).
21) A Freemason can marry 1 ghost and have a different wife
22) Each and every victim is entitled to the ‘help’ of a ‘manager’ (who assists them in navigating their torture and torment)

[fireheadwhale]

Sometimes I hear voices and they have long discussions with me. And then I realize; Hey, wait a minute, there's only one person here. It's kind of fun.