Looking for a Trekkie who can quote from memory

Bob · Post by **Bob** » Mon Dec 20, 2004 9:40 am

http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0244365/quotes

Commander Tucker: I've heard the women on Draylax have...
Travis Mayweather: Three... it's true.
Commander Tucker: You know that first-hand?
Travis Mayweather: First-hand, second-hand, third-hand...

Commander Tucker: Grandma taught me never to judge a species by their eating habits.

Sarin: The Cabal doesn't make decisions on its own. They're simply soldiers... fighting a Temporal Cold War.
Captain Archer: Temporal? You've lost me.

[observing a holographic simulation of Kronos, the Klingon capital city]
Klingon Captain Volok: Hey. I can see my house from here.

Ensign Hoshi Sato: Shouldn't we try to help them?
Subcommander T'Pol: They don't want our help.
Ensign Hoshi Sato: How do you know?
Subcommander T'Pol: They're Klingons.

Dr. Phlox: It's unethical to harm a patient. However, I can inflict as much pain as I like.

Captain Archer: When I used to dream about this mission, the last thing I envisioned was having a Vulcan onboard who continuously sucked the air out of the room.

Commander Tucker: How many warning shots do Vulcans usually fire?
Vulcan Ambassador Soval: None.

Thank you, folks, I'll be here for the four terrestrial solar intervals.

diane o'thirst · Post by **diane o'thirst** » Mon Dec 20, 2004 2:35 pm

Force —

That was more A's than you could shake a stick at.

Let me guess, Caps-lock, A, hold for about five minutes...

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Mon Dec 20, 2004 2:56 pm

All I know is that it was tiring scrolling back and forth.

Ooops now obligated to recite trek from memory.

Yeoman Rand. "Back on the ship, I used to try and get you to look at my legs. Captain, look at my legs."

aforceforgood · Post by **aforceforgood** » Mon Dec 20, 2004 4:50 pm

Again, my apologies- but "Khan!" just didn't convey that crazyass look on Shatner's face as he yelled his guts out, and the camera swooping away from him, a great moment in classic cornball celluloid over the topness.

How about this one;

"It's his way."

Great for it's ambiguousness, and yet easily recognizable by true believers.

QuasiPseudo · Post by **QuasiPseudo** » Mon Dec 20, 2004 4:57 pm

Knew Id kept this bookmarked for a reason:

http://soundwavs.trekkieguy.com/episodes.html

Bob · Post by **Bob** » Mon Dec 20, 2004 10:25 pm

"From hell's heart, I stab at thee!"

- Montgomery Burns, The Simpsons, "Last Exit to Springfield"

diane o'thirst · Post by **diane o'thirst** » Mon Dec 20, 2004 11:43 pm

Bob wrote:"From hell's heart, I stab at thee!"

- Montgomery Burns, The Simpsons, "Last Exit to Springfield"

Doesn't count, that's from Moby-Dick. Ahab's last words.

Bob · Post by **Bob** » Tue Dec 21, 2004 7:00 am

No!!!

Don't be a fuckwit. It's uttered by Khan in the second Star Trek flick.

diane o'thirst · Post by **diane o'thirst** » Tue Dec 21, 2004 11:42 am

Khan, quoting Ahab. Read the book, old man.

KellY · Post by **KellY** » Tue Dec 21, 2004 1:56 pm

Actually heard backstage at a Rennaisance Faire:

"Scotty..Scotty, get me out of here...this isn't funny any more!"

Bob · Post by **Bob** » Fri Dec 24, 2004 7:37 am

Nevertheless, Burns was alluding to Khan, not Ahab. Anyone knows it's from Melville, and thanks for the hyphen.