P.O.T.D.

sparkletarte · Post by **sparkletarte** » Sun Dec 19, 2004 5:00 pm

when talking to women when naked, how do I come across as a guy with a good healthy interest in sex and not some "pervert" even though I might be hard enough to cut a diamond?

heeheehee!

Geez buddy, if you're hard enough to cut a diamond, don't you think you might hurt the lady? Ow!

sparkletarte · Post by **sparkletarte** » Sun Dec 19, 2004 5:01 pm

Oh wait, are you saying that perverts are usually that hard?

sparkletarte · Post by **sparkletarte** » Sun Dec 19, 2004 5:02 pm

Hmmm, how do you usually talk to women? That might be a good start. Unless you are a pervert. And hard enough to cut stuff.

Simply Joel · Post by **Simply Joel** » Mon Dec 20, 2004 6:54 am

samtzu wrote:Ouch! Did that in '94 (after a Christmas party).... several thousand dollars later they cut me loose... Nope! It is not only not worth it, it is NOT WORTH IT!! Other scenarios (to awful to contemplate) could happen. Losing money is bad enough... to cause injury or death to another human would be horrible.

Wait a minute! This is the "EPLAYA MERRY CHRISTMAS CARDS" thread... fuck that gloom and doom... Merry Christmas Donita, and Tony....
and Rob
Sensei
Lydia
Tisha
GE
Surly Tart
Geekster
Stuart
Trey
Technopatra
Joel
Fishy
Heli
Bob
Cowboy
Badger
Jason
BHA
Zule
Nipples
Gigglesnort
The Cap'n and Mrs Cap'n
The long lost Bambi
Robbi
Sputnik
Lovely Long Lanks
Shitmouse
Kooch
Ring O' Fire (Where?)
Anti-M
Mr Jellyfish
Notthat1
RebA
And everyone else here.... Life is Good!

stuart · Post by **stuart** » Tue Dec 21, 2004 11:13 pm

applicable in so many places

suffering demeans more than it ennobles

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Wed Dec 22, 2004 1:27 pm

I was high enough to hunt ducks with a rake on vicodin, muthafucka!

i love lydia. oh my freakin god, squirrel diva makes me laugh.

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Wed Dec 22, 2004 1:32 pm

Ranger Genius wrote:If any christians were offended by regynalonglank's post, please defer all ill will it generated to me. I hold nothing but contempt for you, and would take it as a deep personal insult if you didn't loathe me with every fiber of your deluded little being. That is all.

HA!!!!!!

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Wed Dec 22, 2004 3:07 pm

FishyPoof wrote:*to self--elves. where did she get elves? Are they availble to everyone? I'd like to know because all I have are the 4 mangy ADD pigeons and that goldfish that's been floating at the top of the bowl for the past couple a days.*

Simply Joel · Post by **Simply Joel** » Wed Dec 22, 2004 7:20 pm

Rian Jackson wrote:
I was high enough to hunt ducks with a rake on vicodin, muthafucka!
i love lydia. oh my freakin god, squirrel diva makes me laugh.

although the polls are still open in some time zones, this one gets my vote, today.

stuart · Post by **stuart** » Tue Dec 28, 2004 4:32 pm

If I could add one piece of advice to the JRS this year it would be "feel free to bring your friends, but leave their friends at home".

CoworkerLurker · Post by **CoworkerLurker** » Tue Jan 04, 2005 7:15 pm

Sure, this was yesterday, but..

GuinivereElise wrote:
Rian Jackson wrote:Coworker just reminded me:

Guin: 'No matter what you say, i will not be the midget.'

Yeah, right.

I'd also like to point out that i got the Wop eating in a vegan restaurant sunday morning. and liking it. of course, now he's saying it wasn't food....
yes, thank you.

no, really. that's lovely.

thanks.

CoworkerLurker · Post by **CoworkerLurker** » Tue Jan 04, 2005 7:16 pm

Here's one for today:

sparkletarte wrote:blah, blah, blah...my boots is what I'm talking about! They are very, ahem, stiff, so I can ride hard, yet inside, they are so warm and cozy, and wrap themselves around my feet very tightly, so they respond to my every move. They are virginal white, with a new fangled bond- er, lacing system. I've posted some snowboard gear porn over on the pretty pictures thread.

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Tue Jan 04, 2005 8:20 pm

geekster wrote:Grinchie-pooh calls me at work ... on my desk phone at my office ...

She: Where are you?
Me: <blank stare>

this one had me rolling on the floor at work...

it gets a two-hands-in-the-air vote from me...

Badger · Post by **Badger** » Tue Jan 04, 2005 8:25 pm

Pearl's second post from Thailand.

The nominations for POTD should be closed for the following week.

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Tue Jan 04, 2005 8:44 pm

the panel has taken your request under advisement. We will deliberate, and a vote will be taken. your patience is appreciated during the debilitating----er, deliberating process.

A motion has been made for POTD nominations to be closed for one (1) week. Is there a second?

Isotopia · Post by **Isotopia** » Tue Jan 04, 2005 8:52 pm

"I second that emotion..."

santa · Post by **santa** » Tue Jan 04, 2005 9:05 pm

santa feels no emotion. santa wants a drink. quit being namby pambys, or yer gettin' a lump a coal next year.

either that or I'll get you a bag of dog shit and set fire to it on your doorstep.

4 Women of the Apocalypse · Post by **4 Women of the Apocalypse** » Tue Jan 04, 2005 9:27 pm

We agree with Santa.

Request Denied.

CoworkerLurker · Post by **CoworkerLurker** » Tue Jan 04, 2005 10:37 pm

Badger wrote:Pearl's second post from Thailand.

The nominations for POTD should be closed for the following week.

Agreed.

CoworkerLurker · Post by **CoworkerLurker** » Tue Jan 04, 2005 11:01 pm

Read the fucking post in question, guys.

And y'all in particular, 4WOTA- I have great respect for your destructive power, but y'all have been outdone this time.

And I'll take that coal anytime you wanta give it.

Lydia Love · Post by **Lydia Love** » Tue Jan 04, 2005 11:06 pm

I'm with CWL on this one.

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Wed Jan 05, 2005 6:51 am

Yup..

4 Women of the Apocalypse · Post by **4 Women of the Apocalypse** » Wed Jan 05, 2005 6:56 am

We read it the first time.

While we agree that it is a breathtaking post, we find fault in the fact that the nominator in question is ALSO the poster. This violates article V of P.O.T.D Nomination Protocol.

That said, we also see that we are outvoted.

The people have spoken.

You can have your P.O.T.D.

We'll just break all your legs, anyway.

As you were.

stuart · Post by **stuart** » Wed Jan 05, 2005 9:58 am

"I second that emotion..."

no box stuffing

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Wed Jan 05, 2005 10:08 am

I can't actually fight the motion and I sure don't want to say that that post didn't effect me more than most posts I've ever read hjere.

but, POTD was always a nice smily thread good for a pick-me-up. Grim looks at the horror that life can literally throw at us. Ohwell, it is deeply educational. Fishyout.

III · Post by **III** » Wed Jan 05, 2005 12:34 pm

post of the week.

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Wed Jan 05, 2005 12:58 pm

III wrote:post of the week.

wow.

Ranger Genius · Post by **Ranger Genius** » Wed Jan 05, 2005 5:51 pm

no box stuffing

Vote early, vote often.

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Tue Jan 11, 2005 11:01 am

Zulegoona wrote:
Curious - what do you think a hippie would be able to do that a non-hippie wouldn't (as it relates to dealing with a smashed in head or tent)...I was not aware that hippies received mandatory training in First-Aid, Incident Control, Crowd Control, Heavy Excavation, Dealing with a Fatality, etc.
Actually yes to get your Hippie journeyman card not only do you need to have the mandatory training but you have to have continuing education classes to get re-certified every year.

I washed out because I couldn't completely dismantle and re-assemble a VW microbus in a day and a half with only 6 toke breaks.

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Tue Jan 11, 2005 11:02 am

just coming over here to do the very same thing, Rian...

I second the nomination.

P.O.T.D.

Worth saying it again.