The Bar

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Wed Dec 22, 2004 12:47 pm

well, my little darlings... i had a most fantabulous time in your fair city, with your fairer women and fine, fine gents!! i am not online for long and keep restraining myself from starting stories that i don't have time to finish, but i will sum up:

*rian is my favorite twin sister, ever! ya hot little fireball!
*lydia, baby, is all goddessness as promised, and then some. even sickly and doped up.
*guinivere is even more spicy and temptalicious than i could've ever imagined! but it'll be a while before i can forgive her for keeping bucket to herself for DAYS before sharing him with us monday night at LL.
*sensei is one fine host, party-planner, and a fabulous human being.
*i want to live at Bleu.
*Samtzu is a sweet giant with a fine appreciation of wine, women and song... and man does he get is groove on!
*Rob... ahhh, rob.... Rob is, i think, the funniest mutherfucker i have met in a really looooongg time! and he is waaaay cuter and waaay less furry than he leads us to believe.
*bucket looks just like his pix and has really sweet eyes.... but see above note re forgiveness...
*coworker claims to have proven his existence to me at the LL, but i'm pretty sure he was a sock.
*next time yer friend Kevin threatens to take me home and keep me, i think i'll let him.
*sake + sensei-treats = deep, deep sleep...
*babes in toyland could save the world.
*i am capable of manifesting burners at will on the streets of seattle.

...oh my... the list could go on and on and on and on... it was a phenomenol time. you are all more wonderful than i ever imagined! i miss you all so much already. how can it be that we arent' meeting for drinks later and having christmas dinner at my place???

one last note...at the solstice dinner i was hijacked to upon arriving home, my friends and i determined that the only weapons women need to take over the world with are cleavage and fishnets.

kisses all around.... i'll be back tonight!
(((((((((OO))))))))))
~tish

regynalonglank · Post by **regynalonglank** » Wed Dec 22, 2004 12:48 pm

CoworkerLurker wrote:No one could be delisher!!

hey, that's my line!

Simply Joel · Post by **Simply Joel** » Wed Dec 22, 2004 12:51 pm

tisha2 wrote:i determined that the only weapons women need to take over the world with are cleavage and fishnets.

well, yeah!

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Wed Dec 22, 2004 12:52 pm

tisha2 wrote:
my friends and i determined that the only weapons women need to take over the world with are cleavage and fishnets.

~tish

Again, unfair use of weapons, just like batting of the eyes and in a sultry voice saying "please", even though we like it. I have no cleavage and look like hell in fishnets.

CoworkerLurker · Post by **CoworkerLurker** » Wed Dec 22, 2004 12:52 pm

regynalonglank wrote:
CoworkerLurker wrote:No one could be delisher!!
hey, that's my line!

And a damn fine one it is!

It bears repeating!

(sorry I dropped the source this time)

Rob the Wop · Post by **Rob the Wop** » Wed Dec 22, 2004 12:53 pm

tisha2 wrote:
stuart wrote:So, all y'all who met Tisha in person, is she good food?
according to Rob i taste like chicken...

but GOOD chicken...

This actually started (this time around) from a semi-drunken discussion with Santa's Attorney in Vancouver. He was bringing up the metaphysical aspects of consciousness based upon neuro-chemical reactions and neuron firing patterns, and how this affects outward reality. I told him to simplify his philosophical interpretation of reality. It's simple really. All things can be classified into two camps-

"Either it tastes like chicken or it does not taste like chicken."

Though I did recently have to add a third camp, but I refuse to discuss philosphy in a bar.

12 year French Oak Glenlivet with a Manhatten back please. You sexy chicken flavored bartender you.

regynalonglank · Post by **regynalonglank** » Wed Dec 22, 2004 12:53 pm

you might try cutting the crotch out of them and putting them over your head so you can wear them like a shirt. i have yet to see a guy that does not look hot in a fishnet top!

regynalonglank · Post by **regynalonglank** » Wed Dec 22, 2004 12:55 pm

CoworkerLurker wrote:
regynalonglank wrote:
CoworkerLurker wrote:No one could be delisher!!
hey, that's my line!
And a damn fine one it is!

It bears repeating!

(sorry I dropped the source this time)

ah, its all good, made for a fabulous entrance :)

i'm just jealous because i still have not met the delisha Tisha in person, and i have no idea what LL is...

stuart · Post by **stuart** » Wed Dec 22, 2004 12:56 pm

guy ... in a fishnet top

sacrilege

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Wed Dec 22, 2004 12:58 pm

Eeeewwwww.

regynalonglank · Post by **regynalonglank** » Wed Dec 22, 2004 1:03 pm

aw, c'mon...why not? think Frankenfurter, or like bowie or something. work with me people, work with me!

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Wed Dec 22, 2004 1:05 pm

Eeeeeeeewwwwwwww!

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Wed Dec 22, 2004 1:05 pm

Thank god Tish ( i nearly typed 'Tush'!!) came back!
I missed you, twinnie darlin'.

i want to eat more three story food with you, and determine coffee orders based on whether Samtzu has balls or not again.

When you talked about christmas as your house, i wanted to say 'ok, i'll come!'

So.. i don't have much for cleavage.. but i DO have fishnets, new ones for the occasion of last weekend! Can i take over the world now?

*blinky blink* (sorry, it's the blinky spiked bracelet talking - raver lure!)

I think we ought to live at Bleu. it's my favorite restaurant in this city.

(oh, and Tish - see me about your hat. in my office.... uh.....)

and ladies - re: friday's bar talk - pineapples are very yummy. now don't tell me you weren't wondering, tisha!

regynalonglank · Post by **regynalonglank** » Wed Dec 22, 2004 1:08 pm

i am so excited. tonite i am going to get to try to spin fire for the first time! found a local fire tribe...woo hoo :)

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Wed Dec 22, 2004 1:08 pm

haven't we seen pix of you, stuey, in a fishnet top???

here's yer drinky-poos, rob, honey... did that very effeminate moose follow you in here?

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Wed Dec 22, 2004 1:09 pm

the world's all yours darlin', have at it.

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Wed Dec 22, 2004 1:12 pm

Rob the Wop wrote: "Either it tastes like chicken or it does not taste like chicken."

Though I did recently have to add a third camp, but I refuse to discuss philosphy in a bar.

Third camp? Why this opens up an infinite number of variables, like "kinda tastes like chicken"

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Wed Dec 22, 2004 1:16 pm

tisha! let's have a toast to the plushies! what do you recommend, goddess with the freckly eyes? and how are your kids?

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Wed Dec 22, 2004 1:16 pm

Rian Jackson wrote:Thank god Tish ( i nearly typed 'Tush'!!) came back!
I missed you, twinnie darlin'.

i want to eat more three story food with you, and determine coffee orders based on whether Samtzu has balls or not again.

When you talked about christmas as your house, i wanted to say 'ok, i'll come!'

So.. i don't have much for cleavage.. but i DO have fishnets, new ones for the occasion of last weekend! Can i take over the world now?

*blinky blink* (sorry, it's the blinky spiked bracelet talking - raver lure!)

I think we ought to live at Bleu. it's my favorite restaurant in this city.

(oh, and Tish - see me about your hat. in my office.... uh.....)

and ladies - re: friday's bar talk - pineapples are very yummy. now don't tell me you weren't wondering, tisha!

i almost called you last night, but i didn't want to interrupt your, umm... pineapple feast...? how was your hot date, honey?? mine was rather nice, thank you. fucking great, actually!!

did i leave my friends' fucking hat there!?!?!?! godDAMNit!! EVERY time i go to a burner thing she loans me something and i fucking LEAVE it there! FUCK!

if i send me addy, wouldja send me hat?

*blink* *blink* *blink* *blink*
(if you turn that thing on in here you might catch a stuart..)

yay for spinning fire!! it's way easier than it looks...

regynalonglank · Post by **regynalonglank** » Wed Dec 22, 2004 1:17 pm

alright m'loves, gotta go put the shorty down for her nap...ciao for now!

*helps self to shot of jaeger, saunters out door*

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Wed Dec 22, 2004 1:18 pm

stuart wrote:
Watch your heart, Stuart.
she'll have to wrastle with my wife for rights.

Careful saying things like that, Stuart (NOT sturat as my fingers seem to think it should be), Samtzu and Rob the Wop will be asking to buy tickets.

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Wed Dec 22, 2004 1:22 pm

Rian Jackson wrote:tisha! let's have a toast to the plushies! what do you recommend, goddess with the freckly eyes? and how are your kids?

*MWAH* hi, honey!!! i am just about out of here to go pick up my lil one, actually... she was still with daddy last night.

hmmmm... a toast to masturbatory plushies... let's have...

Fuzzy Cooter!!!!
Ingredients: Orange juice, Ginger ale, Lemonade, Vodka, Peach schnapps

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Wed Dec 22, 2004 1:25 pm

we TRIED to catch stu with it at the LL but to no avail, don't you remember it?

my date was good, though followed by a conversation with the ex. i made good choices on monday. in fact, maybe it's time for another date tonight...

i just found it this morning, and was gonna ask for your address. no problem. besides, i'm still finding random gloves and suchlike in my pad... glove, hat, glenlivet bottle, toblerone, construction dude...

oh, and hey: let's let RtW continue to think that chocolate will actually save him from us, so that he'll have his guard down.

oh, and i want tickets, too.

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Wed Dec 22, 2004 1:25 pm

skol!

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Wed Dec 22, 2004 1:28 pm

heehee!! you would have front row tix, baby, but i have no intention of wrestlying stu's wife... he seems to have a good one, from the level of adoration he has posted herein. i guess i would rassle her just for the hell of it though, ifn she wanted to...

silly, silly, RtW... i didn't have the heart to tell him that chocolate only makes us stronger!

i gotta run, ya'll!! ta fer now!

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Wed Dec 22, 2004 1:33 pm

tisha2 wrote: silly, silly, RtW... i didn't have the heart to tell him that chocolate only makes us stronger!

he he he....
i'm gonna have to call you this weekend. and before the next WotA rampage, we'll savor some fondue together...

stuart · Post by **stuart** » Wed Dec 22, 2004 1:49 pm

haven't we seen pix of you, stuey, in a fishnet top???

not a FUCKING chance

stuart · Post by **stuart** » Wed Dec 22, 2004 1:54 pm

ifn she wanted to...

probably not,
she prefers mechanical bulls

but my friend Nate loves to get drunk and wrestle as does my dear friend Amy B.. Beware the butt wars.

stuart · Post by **stuart** » Wed Dec 22, 2004 1:58 pm

oh,

Skol!

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Wed Dec 22, 2004 2:31 pm

hm.. where'd everyone go? ok then. *shrugs, whistles. a crew of elves follows her in.*

i hate it when i have to bring the elves. but the muscle spasms aren't going away on their own, and the eplayans all took off....