The Bar

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Wed Dec 22, 2004 2:35 pm

Drinks for EVERYONE!!!!!! I'm fuckin happy!

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Wed Dec 22, 2004 2:38 pm

thanks, heli. can i get a straw so i don't have to hold a glass while these elves work on my back? and are you buying for them, too? they have voracious appetities for alcohol.

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Wed Dec 22, 2004 2:39 pm

mmmm, drinkies...

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Wed Dec 22, 2004 2:39 pm

Only if they have ID. Hmmmm, happen to know some elves at the SHS doncha know.

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Wed Dec 22, 2004 2:41 pm

they only carry very small IDs. and most of them are over 325 years old.

they would like staws too, please.

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Wed Dec 22, 2004 2:43 pm

Hmm, Heli's happy. Fair enough--warm tecate, please.

And speaking of elves and muscle aches, I played elf I guess for a hour or so recently but now I need an elf of my own.

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Wed Dec 22, 2004 2:45 pm

OK, straws for the elven ones if you vouch for them. And would you ask the to NOT bring the freekin Mimes next time.

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Wed Dec 22, 2004 2:46 pm

they didn't bring any mimes! Guin brought those mimes!
my elves have manners, heli!

harumph!

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Wed Dec 22, 2004 2:47 pm

I happen to know that I look damned good in an elf costume...

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Wed Dec 22, 2004 2:47 pm

Hey, I brought NO mimes...

I hate those fuckers.

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Wed Dec 22, 2004 2:48 pm

No kidding! Do elves where fishnets in the great northwest?

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Wed Dec 22, 2004 2:50 pm

Mimes are a fucking mind control group that grew out of the top secret mind control experiments in the 50's. No mimes at the SHS!

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Wed Dec 22, 2004 2:50 pm

yes, frequently. what else would they wear? bodystockings, i guess.
and Guin, i saw them follow you in! didn't you see the no-miming sign on the door?
i think e-miming is still ok... we'd better check with tish

*scratches head*

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Wed Dec 22, 2004 2:52 pm

helitack wrote:No kidding! Do elves where fishnets in the great northwest?

see for yourself:

http://www.ethnoid.com/Santa04/source/dscn5126.html

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Wed Dec 22, 2004 2:52 pm

*scrawls a sign that reads: EUAM: eplayans united against mimes*

first meeting called to order. do we have a quorum? *elves stop rubbing* ok, ok, yes. it's pronounced, 'yum'...

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Wed Dec 22, 2004 2:54 pm

Rian Jackson wrote:yes, frequently. what else would they wear? bodystockings, i guess.
and Guin, i saw them follow you in! didn't you see the no-miming sign on the door?
i think e-miming is still ok... we'd better check with tish

*scratches head*

Honey those aren;t elves in the fishnets.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Wed Dec 22, 2004 3:01 pm

Rian Jackson wrote:hm.. where'd everyone go? ok then. *shrugs, whistles. a crew of elves follows her in.*

i hate it when i have to bring the elves. but the muscle spasms aren't going away on their own, and the eplayans all took off....

*to self--elves. where did she get elves? Are they availble to everyone? I'd like to know because all I have are the 4 mangy ADD pigeons and that goldfish that's been floating at the top of the bowl for the past couple a days.*

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Wed Dec 22, 2004 3:11 pm

crypto, it's easier for me to get them because my alter ego is a wood sprite. but if you do the right things anyone should have access.

and heli, what DO you mean by that?

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Wed Dec 22, 2004 3:15 pm

Hmmm, well, usually elves wear green or red tights, and little hats, now fishnets, I'm sure I'll see some of those at the Hard Rock. I give you elves on that one come to think of it.

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Wed Dec 22, 2004 3:16 pm

Sign me up as a confirmed mine-hater. Reminds me of a scene in a movie that I have never seen in which the clowns in the clown bar run out to kick some ass whenever a mine walks by.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Wed Dec 22, 2004 3:18 pm

Well, I assume around here the default is mime hating. Can we get anyone to confess to liking mimes?

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Wed Dec 22, 2004 3:21 pm

I hereby declare that Kamp Apokiliptika will be a Mime-Free Zone!

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Wed Dec 22, 2004 3:23 pm

Holy fuck, I mustbe tired, I typed mi<b>n</b>e twice. Fuckity fuck. Still hate the fuckers.

But Heli, declare a mime-free zone and the bastards will be all over you like white on rice. Mark my words, bro. You better lay on plenty of ammo. Clown paint, too.

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Wed Dec 22, 2004 3:26 pm

We will just give the Mimes directions to BM 05 that have them turning RIGHT at Albuquerque and they will end up in some place south of El Paso, result, no Mimes.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Wed Dec 22, 2004 3:28 pm

Buckethead--
You may be onto something with the mimemines.

*walk against that wind, fuckers*

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Wed Dec 22, 2004 3:34 pm

well, i don't hate them. i just don't like the strife they cause. and they'll never talk out our differences.

why don't we lay mime mines outside of this joint?

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Wed Dec 22, 2004 3:35 pm

helitack wrote:New meaning to the name: "lap" top?

The women here need these

http://www.sextoysupersale.com/shop/ite ... -2893.html

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Wed Dec 22, 2004 3:36 pm

Oh yeah. I need a drink. More vodka

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Wed Dec 22, 2004 3:38 pm

Vodka, strained through some fishnets. On the rocks?

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Wed Dec 22, 2004 3:39 pm

As long as they were worn by women.