Eplaya Camp 2005

BlueBirdPoof · Post by **BlueBirdPoof** » Fri Dec 17, 2004 4:44 pm

Okay. How about a thematic Freud punching bag in the bar?

Take that *twack* you sexist *kick* Austrian *pow* twit! *bang*

No I *crash* didnt want my uncle to molest me!

I'm Not Queer *bang* because of my parents--and it's not defective!

Sometimes a cigar isn't just a cigar--now get on your knees and suck me off you dildo loving bozo!

tonytohono · Post by **tonytohono** » Fri Dec 17, 2004 9:14 pm

Hey, it works with the theme.

I'm trying to get into that frame of mind myself ;^)

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Sat Dec 18, 2004 4:29 pm

don't forget..torrow at 4:30 pm (and that's not the secret pm club either)

sparkletarte · Post by **sparkletarte** » Sun Dec 19, 2004 5:42 pm

Cross posting penalty box.

Smiley bashing.

Something about everyone here being mean and cranky.

A web cam to link on the actual eplaya? Is that possible cba?

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Sun Dec 19, 2004 6:14 pm

si seniorita! we just have to find digiguy or someone similar.....or get a wirless ham modem going....I'd be into it.

sparkletarte · Post by **sparkletarte** » Sun Dec 19, 2004 6:42 pm

What about the kareoke? Any ideas for that? We need one for the bar!

'm listening all kinds of 80's music today on winamp and it's got me itching to sing! So far some appropriate ones I've heard today: Heaven is a place on earth, like a virgin, welcome to the pleasuredome, you spin me right round baby. I guess it wouldn't be good to rent one because not doubt it would get dirty. But maybe someone has one or can rig up their laptop?

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Mon Dec 20, 2004 11:24 am

The Freud Punching Bag led me to how much fun it would be to have a daily brain pinata gifting event. (You know, smash the pinata--in the shape of the brain--release the gifts.) IF pinatas weren't the essence of MOOP. But smash and grab really does let out some primal human essence. Or fulfill the capitalist dream--depending on your frame of reference.

*mulling*

swampdog · Post by **swampdog** » Thu Dec 23, 2004 11:33 am

I've actually been thinking of doing a karaoke like project on my own. To keep it simple and playa-proof (ok, nothing is playa proof, but a little dust resistant is good) I'm thinking of just putting some sort of amp, speakers, and microphone on a wagon with some deep cycle batteries (this may be technically non-practical) and hauling it around the esplanade. Go up to people at random and stick a microphone in their face and ask them to sing something for the playa, a capella. Everybody's got *some* song they know at least pretty well, even if it's just Happy Birthday. And the occasional "uhhh dumm de dumm" would be part of the charm.

Possibly include a feed for an mp3 player (no moving parts) or cheap-ass cd player, but not try too hard to get de-vocal-ed karaoke tracks - just sing along and try to drown out the orig, but I'm thinking simple.

I saw someone on the playa with a rig like this but with a real karaoke machine and they seemed to spend their whole time trying to decide which song to do and struggling to see the words on the little screen. I'm thinking simple.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Thu Dec 23, 2004 11:36 am

If you kept it to a few songs you could print out and laminate the lyrics ahead of time.

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Thu Dec 23, 2004 6:40 pm

theCryptofishist wrote:If you kept it to a few songs you could print out and laminate the lyrics ahead of time.

or paint them onto the wagon somewheres... make them part of the structure... less chance for moop that way...

regynalonglank · Post by **regynalonglank** » Thu Dec 23, 2004 9:18 pm

my sister gave us a karaoke machine and a bunch of the disks too, i could dupe what i have for you ifn' ya want...it's pretty hard to sing along to the one fingered midi monkey that seems to play all of the songs tho, even if you know it, it sounds soooo diferent! and there's no vocal on there at all, so you kind of have to know your shit to come in at the right times and all of that, even with the stupid words on the screen.

here's the thing tho, if you decide to go the not so simple route, there are outs on the thing that would let you hook it up to a larger screen and a better stereo system (it's just a glorified boom box) and that would also allow you to contain it in a dust free box or something. i would be willing to bring it if we could at least try to keep the dust out of it most of the time...

blyslv · Post by **blyslv** » Tue Dec 28, 2004 2:09 pm

Rob the Wop wrote: No government has lasted the test of time. And they don't elect people in a tyranny, last time I checked. If a government is taken over, and elections become a sham- what will you do? Are you trying to tell me that in this day and age, governments aren't taken over? Or look through past history and say we won't make those mistakes anymore?

You might find this interesting.

http://carlisle-www.army.mil/usawc/Para ... dunlap.htm

The Origins of the American Military Coup of 2012

geekster · Post by **geekster** » Tue Dec 28, 2004 6:23 pm

BlueBirdPoof wrote:Okay. How about a thematic Freud punching bag in the bar?

Take that *twack* you sexist *kick* Austrian *pow* twit! *bang*

No I *crash* didnt want my uncle to molest me!

I'm Not Queer *bang* because of my parents--and it's not defective!

Sometimes a cigar isn't just a cigar--now get on your knees and suck me off you dildo loving bozo!

Actually, I think you have the lyrics to the official eplaya bar drinking song!

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Wed Dec 29, 2004 8:47 am

geekster wrote:
BlueBirdPoof wrote:Okay. How about a thematic Freud punching bag in the bar?

Take that *twack* you sexist *kick* Austrian *pow* twit! *bang*

No I *crash* didnt want my uncle to molest me!

I'm Not Queer *bang* because of my parents--and it's not defective!

Sometimes a cigar isn't just a cigar--now get on your knees and suck me off you dildo loving bozo!

Actually, I think you have the lyrics to the official eplaya bar drinking song!

LOL.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Wed Dec 29, 2004 8:49 am

Okay for interactivity.
I could make a fortune telling board (the plans have been dwelling in my mind for a year or so.)
We tell their fortune or not. They have to use the apparatus to tell a fortune before getting a drink or a second drink or however we decide it's appropriate.

geekster · Post by **geekster** » Wed Dec 29, 2004 6:28 pm

I can see it now ...

Some guy walks in with a lady ... you tell his fortune ... then motion toward her and ask "Is this your benificiary ... uhm ... I mean next of kin ... uhm .. I mean ... wife?"

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Wed Dec 29, 2004 8:42 pm

this proves that the e-denizens of the general discussion board know how to outreach!

robbidobbs · Post by **robbidobbs** » Wed Dec 29, 2004 9:02 pm

Yeah, drinking games!
Hey, there are a gazillion drinking games out there.

You must take one drink if...
...someone sees a Playa Papa,
...someone on stilts go by
...any mention of porta-potties
...a tourist couple
...any mention of the Real Whirld
...a reference to the "theme"
...someone says the word "penis"

The list can be generated as needed.

Or we can lift games from http://www.barmeister.com/cgi-bin/game. ... ype=Verbal

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Fri Dec 31, 2004 8:36 pm

I just officially started my very first ever official Virgin Box of Things to Take to Burning Man.

blyslv · Post by **blyslv** » Mon Jan 03, 2005 1:20 pm

gigglesnort wrote:I just officially started my very first ever official Virgin Box of Things to Take to Burning Man.

Hookers and blow?

bullD · Post by **bullD** » Mon Jan 10, 2005 8:34 pm

blyslv wrote:
gigglesnort wrote:I just officially started my very first ever official Virgin Box of Things to Take to Burning Man.

Hookers and blow?

But, this is a gifting environment, remember? Thus, blow the hookers is where it's at...

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Thu Jan 20, 2005 3:21 pm

Depending on availablity and interest, I will be bringing meyer's lemons to the bar for use. So consider that when you decide upon the alcomenu.

phoenix13 · Post by **phoenix13** » Thu Jan 20, 2005 7:33 pm

bullD wrote:
blyslv wrote:
gigglesnort wrote:I just officially started my very first ever official Virgin Box of Things to Take to Burning Man.

Hookers and blow?
But, this is a gifting environment, remember? Thus, blow the hookers is where it's at...

Wait, free blow jobs? :wink:

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Thu Jan 20, 2005 7:34 pm

phoenix13 wrote:Wait, free blow jobs?

What are you waiting for?

spectabillis · Post by **spectabillis** » Thu Jan 20, 2005 7:39 pm

tonytohono · Post by **tonytohono** » Fri Jan 21, 2005 7:04 pm

I am hereby making the suggestion that by March 1st we have an idea as to what the hell is going on with this camp. If you are in make it known. If you are not make that known as well.

If there is any doubt as to whether you intend to attend BM 05 then it's time to state as fact that that is a possibility. This camp needs to happen and if anyone is spinning their wheels it's time to get up off it and for those who are serious to step up.

What do you say?

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Fri Jan 21, 2005 7:10 pm

I'm unable to comit at this point.

I will say that according to playachicken, there are only 220 days until the start.

DVD Burner · Post by **DVD Burner** » Fri Jan 21, 2005 7:21 pm

I would say count me in for sure but my friend and I are still trying to figure out how we will arrive there.

We may know in a few months. But by then I want to at least donate some money and a laptop for the Karoke.
Oh and help Cowboy with whatever he does.

blueniteowl · Post by **blueniteowl** » Fri Jan 21, 2005 7:29 pm

I really, really want to but as of this moment I'm jobless, ticketless, and owe money to everybody. Though I might be able to put off paying some of those peoples. Get back to me in March.

tonytohono · Post by **tonytohono** » Fri Jan 21, 2005 7:37 pm

sputnik wrote:
phoenix13 wrote:Wait, free blow jobs?
What are you waiting for?

Nothing in life is free....