Tell me a boob story

[evathedefiler]

I’m drinking cheap sake at home. Tell me a boob story and I might be able to tell you where to find a token for a free motor boating at the burn.

[lucky420]

I used to be an apartment manager. Part of my job was cleaning, painting, move in/move out etc. when painting the closets it’s just easier to remove the bi-fold doors.
Well putting them back on is always a little tricky... I grabbed a door and my arms aren’t really long enough to comfortably hold it width wise while it is full flat so it’s always a little bent in the middle. One time while holding it close to my chest it unbent or flattened itself catching my right nipple and a good part of my boob in between the two pieces of door... goddamnthatfuckinghurt

[Token]

Oh, and I’m already here so no need to go find me. I do enjoy a good boob story.

[ygmir]

[cranberries]

I like to wear wrap tops to work. One day on my bus ride home the top shifted so that my whole left boob (in bra) was hanging out, and I had no idea until I looked down as I stepped off the bus onto the sidewalk. And suddenly realized why that big guy with the beard had given me a big thumbs up as he got off at the previous stop

[DoctorIknow]

I was probably 10 years old, standing around in the Gulf of Mexico enjoying, and a fish bit my nipple. And as so many things BurningMan, I thought of this incident just yesterday.

[mgb327]

My all-time favorite from the 80's.

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[AntiM]

Show Them To Me

[Token]

Having done ~ a decade with the Fire Conclave and several Los Angeles troupes both as a performer and later as a safety captain ...

... the naturally tribal aesthetic, modern-primitive style garb in the fire performer community, the limited choice of materials that don’t melt, burn and otherwise ignite on contact, and general LA tinge of exibitionism ...

We eventually coined the term “out of bodice experience”, and to the horror/delight of many, it was both frequent and voluminous for our performers.

Delightful ... cuz it was Playa and all in good fun.

Less delightful when we did dress rehearsals in some random park in Long Beach to the dismay of the general public and concerned parents.

Now the Kilt incidents on the other hand ...

[Canoe]

...Now the Kilt incidents on the other hand ...

That's why the park crowds.

[evathedefiler]

Aw you guys are the best!

[Jackass]

It's hard to beat the gift of motorboat.