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Post by GuinivereElise » Fri Dec 24, 2004 9:39 am

FUCK! My fuck!ing ingrate can't fuck!ing understand how to do simple fuck!ing paperwork! I've just spent the last fuck!ing hour cleaning up his fuck!ing messes!

Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!

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Post by Simply Joel » Fri Dec 24, 2004 10:02 am

GuinivereElise wrote:FUCK! My fuck!ing ingrate can't fuck!ing understand how to do simple fuck!ing paperwork! I've just spent the last fuck!ing hour cleaning up his fuck!ing messes!

Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!
GE, job-fucking-security.

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Post by Sandwichman » Fri Dec 24, 2004 10:04 am

GuinivereElise wrote:fuck! sandwich... I remember now. She was the cute one, right?? The one who had a teensy weensy crush on me?? Long black skirt, black fishnets, short hair?

Fuck! I hate it when that happens! Damned memory!
Actually that was Julie. Let me post as pic of Ellen.

Ellen is the one on the right in this picture and Mel is on the left

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Post by GuinivereElise » Fri Dec 24, 2004 10:12 am

your right or mine??

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Post by tonytohono » Fri Dec 24, 2004 10:14 am

Simply FUCK.

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Post by Sandwichman » Fri Dec 24, 2004 10:24 am

GuinivereElise wrote:your right or mine??
Depends on the amount of alcohol. But I would say the universal right with a slight pull to the left but then unequated gravitational pull to the geographical right. ;)

Jason aka Dadda Fuck
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Post by Lydia Love » Fri Dec 24, 2004 10:50 am

Ellen is... a force of nature and a total fuckin' doll.
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Post by Sandwichman » Fri Dec 24, 2004 10:53 am

Lydia Love wrote:Ellen is... a force of nature and a total fuckin' doll.
I am so fucking sad she is moving. Her and Jay were both danced there asses off when I played at Phoenix Fest. Jay is a great guy and Ellen is sweet even when she is drunk and hanging on my shoulder telling me how much she is going to get me booked in SF so I can travel down there to visit. She tried to convince me to drive down to CA with her since I have next week off. Fuck I almost said yes.


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Post by AntiM » Fri Dec 24, 2004 11:01 am

Fuck! When did I forget how to cook? Or read? Fucking butter fudge will NOT turn out with 2 cups of heavy cream instead of half a cup. And when did I run out of powdered sugar and pecans? What the fuck will I do with a quadruple batch of butter almond fudge?

Who the fuck is in charge here?

And I fucking miss larry already and he's only been out three fucking days. Wah.

Perhaps I need a WHINE thread rather than a fuck thread.

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Post by cowboyangel » Fri Dec 24, 2004 11:13 am

Yo Lydia...thanks for the fuck thread! Happy Happy Joy Joy to you!
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Post by geekster » Fri Dec 24, 2004 11:49 am

Do the tune of jingle bells:

Fuck fuck fuck
fuck fuck fuck
fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck

Fuck fuck fuck
fuck fuck fuck fuck
fuck fuck fuck fuck
fuck fuck!
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Post by samtzu » Fri Dec 24, 2004 12:09 pm

ELLEN!! Fuck!! She was the one who danced on the table at the bowling alley? Wait, they all did... She was the FIRST one to dance on the table... yeah, she's a cutie all right.

Can you blame her for crushing you, though, Guinivere? You were very crushable that day... well, and every day...
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Post by GuinivereElise » Fri Dec 24, 2004 12:47 pm

no, it wasn't ellen who had the crush... it was someone else... *shrug* who knows??

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Post by helitack » Fri Dec 24, 2004 1:07 pm

I have a crush on the one with the panties that didn't cover! Smoooooooooooooooch.

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Post by Sandwichman » Fri Dec 24, 2004 2:11 pm

GuinivereElise wrote:no, it wasn't ellen who had the crush... it was someone else... *shrug* who knows??
It was Julie here is a pic of her...

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Post by Rob the Wop » Fri Dec 24, 2004 2:13 pm

GuinivereElise wrote:no, it wasn't ellen who had the crush... it was someone else... *shrug* who knows??
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Julie maybe? She's an incredible hottie too.
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Post by Rob the Wop » Fri Dec 24, 2004 2:14 pm

Oop. Posted at the same time.

My picture's better. Ha.
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Post by Sandwichman » Fri Dec 24, 2004 2:14 pm

I do have to say Rob found a much better pic

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Post by Sandwichman » Fri Dec 24, 2004 2:15 pm

Fucker quit posting at the same time as me.

Jason

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Post by GuinivereElise » Fri Dec 24, 2004 2:23 pm

ahhh yes..... Julie...

she WAS a hottie...

and a good kisser, too!

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Post by samtzu » Fri Dec 24, 2004 3:53 pm

Yes she is!

mmmmmmmmmm... Julie...
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Post by CoworkerLurker » Fri Dec 24, 2004 6:06 pm

Fuck!

A friend of mine works in child protection, and received this bit o' Christmas news:
Got word yesterday that a baby I had put in foster care last year (after her father had fractured her ribs, skull, and leg when she was two months old) and who had been kidnapped out of foster care by her parents during a visit this past October was found dead the day before yesterday. She was a year and a half old.
She's going to be doing some heavy thinking this Christmas.

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Post by Lydia Love » Fri Dec 24, 2004 6:18 pm

fucking hell.

those are some people who need to be forceably removed from the gene pool...
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Post by tonytohono » Fri Dec 24, 2004 6:23 pm

That's fucked up.

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Post by geekster » Fri Dec 24, 2004 6:28 pm

Fuck. That is where I think public execution could be useful. I'm just sayin. Execution isnt good enough ... shoot a portion of the body out of the solar system so there is no chance of those molecules ever again forming such a being. :cry:
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Post by Silver 2 » Fri Dec 24, 2004 8:23 pm

Coworkerlurker wrote:
Fuck!

A friend of mine works in child protection, and received this bit o' Christmas news:
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Got word yesterday that a baby I had put in foster care last year (after her father had fractured her ribs, skull, and leg when she was two months old) and who had been kidnapped out of foster care by her parents during a visit this past October was found dead the day before yesterday. She was a year and a half old.

She's going to be doing some heavy thinking this Christmas.
And some people wonder why I think the death penalty is not used enough.

Statement: Currently the death penalty is not fairly done. Too many of the truly gulity walk. Change it up a bit, three convictions in murder, rape, torture (same thing as rape, or see above) or other crimes along those lines and there is a quick judicial review of the last trial and your ass is gone. i.e., no appeals. One trial might be messed up but you sure as shit are guilty of something. You abduct (1), rape (2). kill (3) there are three seperate trials and if you you are found gulity on all three you are done. Note, when I was actively teaching women's self defense the average first convection rapist had raped three times before he was caught, the recividist rate was 87%. I always pointed this out when teaching kill or maiming moves. It is not just you; it is the poor SOB that is next in line.

Cruel and Unusual, you've got to have both. The current system is cruel but not unusual, we make the bastards hang around for years but this is standard not unusual. Pop 'em with in 24 hours of the third conviction and you eliminate both conditions.
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Post by Donita » Sat Dec 25, 2004 8:47 am

Fuck. That story about the baby made me sad.

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Post by Donita » Sat Dec 25, 2004 9:00 am

Fucking-A. I agree with the death penalty. If you fucking kill someone, you should get the death penalty. None of this life-in-prison bullshit. Why should our tax dollars keep the bastard alive and fed for life?!! I am so glad they found Scott Peterson guilty and that he got sentenced to death. Too bad we don't have Sparky around here in Calif. I think lethal injection is too easy for these guys.

PS: Fuck. It's Christmas. Ho ho ho.

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Post by geekster » Sat Dec 25, 2004 2:35 pm

It should go without saying that if you are prepared to take the life of another, you should also be prepared to sacrifice your own. Instances of insanity excluded.
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Post by tisha2 » Sun Dec 26, 2004 12:51 am

fuck.

tish is suddenly sad and lonely on christmas... not cuz the kids are away, but cuz i have no one to share today with, share a hot toddy with, share my cozy warm bed with.

and there is someone right here in town, but we just have a hell of a time getting on the same page... i'm in, he's out... he's in, i'm out... fuck! the really fucked part is that i'd love to write it off as timing (let it go) or divine message (let it go...), but i genuinely love the guy... as a person, for who he is... and just want to be ... loving .... but he seems too attached to the labels that go along with that to accept it for what it is...

fuck.
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