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geekster · Post by **geekster** » Tue Dec 21, 2004 7:45 pm

In 7th grade I had a friend Mark. One day I was over at Mark's house and he said "watch this!". He put peanut butter on his scrotum and started jerking off and his little terrier of some sort began madly licking the peanut butter off his balls. He said "here, you try it!", I politely declined. I wonder whatever happened to Mark.

b00m3rang · Post by **b00m3rang** » Tue Dec 21, 2004 9:01 pm

I've heard vague stories of peanut butter antics before, but never from anyone who's actually seen it!

Awk...warrrrrrrd.

spectabillis · Post by **spectabillis** » Tue Dec 21, 2004 11:25 pm

geekster wrote:In 7th grade I had a friend Mark. One day I was over at Mark's house and he said "watch this!". He put peanut butter on his scrotum and started jerking off and his little terrier of some sort began madly licking the peanut butter off his balls. He said "here, you try it!", I politely declined. I wonder whatever happened to Mark.

Would make a good PETA abuse commercial.

spectabillis · Post by **spectabillis** » Tue Dec 21, 2004 11:34 pm

Small Kansas town...

Neighbor called the cops on a boy to have him arrested. Neighbor spyed the boy having sex with thier cat but was too afraid to directly confront him, they were elderly. When the cops arrived, they had to tell the poor woman the cat was dead.

Prosecuting attorney had to file for extension three times to complete the research, did not know how to charge him. Is having sex with a dead cat illegal? Was the cat dead before the act? That would require the poor woman to exhume the cat and send it to a lab for testing.

My question, how do you know it was not consensual? I mean, have you ever heard cats having sex!?

And yes, the boy had thick leather gloves on.

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Tue Dec 21, 2004 11:42 pm

It's amazing what {some} guys will do for a little pussy.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Wed Dec 22, 2004 8:32 am

b00m3rang wrote:They were specifically referring to pregnant mothers being forcibly c-sectioned for the purpose of stealing the baby, with the mother being killed in the process.

Thanks for clarifying. I guess that while I'm shocked, I'm not surprised. People are odd.

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Wed Dec 22, 2004 10:39 am

spectabillis wrote:Small Kansas town...

Neighbor called the cops on a boy to have him arrested. Neighbor spyed the boy having sex with thier cat but was too afraid to directly confront him, they were elderly. When the cops arrived, they had to tell the poor woman the cat was dead.

Prosecuting attorney had to file for extension three times to complete the research, did not know how to charge him. Is having sex with a dead cat illegal? Was the cat dead before the act? That would require the poor woman to exhume the cat and send it to a lab for testing.

My question, how do you know it was not consensual? I mean, have you ever heard cats having sex!?

And yes, the boy had thick leather gloves on.

i hope he had a condom, too.

spectabillis · Post by **spectabillis** » Wed Dec 22, 2004 4:27 pm

Sensei wrote:It's amazing what {some} guys will do for a little pussy.

Why must I chase the cat? Atomic DOOOOOOG!

spectabillis · Post by **spectabillis** » Wed Dec 22, 2004 4:28 pm

Rian Jackson wrote: And yes, the boy had thick leather gloves on.

i hope he had a condom, too.[/quote]

White-trash kitty children?

DavineDesign · Post by **DavineDesign** » Thu Dec 23, 2004 9:04 pm

this year at burning man, me and my good friend were cruizing on the bar car, unfortinatly my friend drank a little to much, I found that out when I felt a warm trickle down my back, turned around and she was puking, and happened to get a little on me too...

but luckily a few ppl helped me out, poured a half gallon of water down my back, and used and old shrirt to clean myself off as well.. and my friend went back to camp and revived... so no biggie, but quite a story though...

regynalonglank · Post by **regynalonglank** » Thu Dec 23, 2004 9:12 pm

ew! i threw up on my friend's feet on a bus ride...but it was her own fault! i had been sitting in the front and she made me move because she said she got carsick, so i was like, ok...and i sat farther back.

i was fine until i fell asleep, and then when i woke up i already was pretty much in the process of hurling. i made it to the front of the bus, but cuz my mouth was full i couldn't really tell them what was up! the poor thing...she ended up cleaning it all up while i went inside and washed meself off.

ew!

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Thu Dec 23, 2004 9:16 pm

While I was sick last week, my kitty caught a bird and ate half of it, leaving the chewed up pieces strewn about my doorstep.....hten proceeded to throw up the half she did eat right on the walk. I was too sick to do anything about it.....it stayed there for days, getting stepped in and squished about......eww. I need to bell that damn cat adn give the birds a fighting chance around here.

geekster · Post by **geekster** » Fri Dec 24, 2004 3:29 pm

Right in the middle of a posting in another thread about "ScrotaFresh" came the thought of Lee Press-On Genital Warts

Post by **AntiM** » Sat Dec 25, 2004 7:41 am

4th of July, road trip from Great Lakes to Milwaukee ... low point of the journey: puking in a McDonald's parking lot, leaning on someone's car; the puke ran right into the big chrome rear bumper of some 50s classic I was hanging onto. I was too drunk to hurl elswhere, but not so drunk I didn't recognize the care and effort tthat had gone into the restoration of a beautiful piece of American steel.

And it was hot as hell the next day.

I still feel guilty 24 and a half years later.

(yes RG, that's one of my "One time when I was really, really drunk" stories ...)

tonytohono · Post by **tonytohono** » Sat Dec 25, 2004 8:29 am

Sensei wrote:It's amazing what {some} guys will do for a little pussy.

Terribly funny.

multiple freaks wrote:puke...

All right this is my abbreviated puke story. We were at a party drinking punch that was laced with everclear. I drank multiple cups. Long story short a few hours later we were driving passed the State Capitol and wanting to express some kind of anti government sentiment I insisted my friend stop. So I ran up on the front steps and... well, I don't know what I did. But I was later told that I passed out and my friend had drag me back to the car, literally by my feet. Not wanting to get me in upright, too much of a hurry I guess, he just shoveled me in upside down. Needless to say I puked all over the place on the ride home.

He was not happy.

Donita · Post by **Donita** » Sat Dec 25, 2004 8:40 am

OK, here's my puke story. I was out on a date with this guy who had the prettiest, shiniest, cherry red pickup truck. We were driving back to his place. Tequila did me in. I told him, "I gotta puke...NOW." Well, I thought the window was open. It wasn't. I puked all over the inside of the window and the passenger door. He had to clean up the mess.

mars · Post by **mars** » Sun Dec 26, 2004 4:15 pm

Disgusting?! Well, let's talk about last night....I had friends over for an anti-christmas dinner. Drank lots of coffee and egg nog with brandy. After dinner we were playing this super fun game called Top Ten. In this game you are asked to list the top ten of various topics and you try to match the list on the card. Occasionally you get to make up your own Top Ten topic in which case you try to list things no one else writes down. My friend chose: Top Ten disgusting bathroom experiences.

We all wrote out our lists and on my list was my friend's experience last summer in a truck stop mens room. Since he had it on his list, too, we both crossed it off our lists and he tried to move the discussion on without describing what happened. But I wouldn't let him and insisted he tell the story. And, even though I had heard it before, and maybe having a little bit to do with drinking too much, and the fact that I have good visual imagination, I got so nauseous as he told the story that I had to jump up and puke in the bathroom, creating my newest worst bathroom experience in the process. (Had to swallow it twice on the way to the bathroom.)

And now, I must insist...don't even ASK me to tell you what the story was!

DavineDesign · Post by **DavineDesign** » Sun Dec 26, 2004 4:55 pm

Mar???

This Top Ten game... sounds pretty fun, what are the rules and regulations of the game? I would like to play, teach my friends if you wouldn't mind feeling me in on the do's and dont's..

thankyou

geekster · Post by **geekster** » Sun Dec 26, 2004 5:00 pm

Hey, Mars, if you share your top story, I will share mine. My second best story is about the time when I was about 18 years old (it was the seventies, okay?) and I was totally deep fried to a crackly crunch when I had to do a #2. As I was cleaning up after, it struck me that I wasn't sure if I was wiping it off or just smearing it around. I came to my senses, though, when someone walked in the bathroom as I was trying to climb up on the sink for a look in the mirror.

My top story is a real barfer ... share yours and I'll share mine

mars · Post by **mars** » Sun Dec 26, 2004 5:39 pm

Top Ten is an actual board game. If one was to play it without paying for it though, I guess you would have some sort of timer, someone makes up a topic, people write their top ten and stop when the timer goes off. Each would read their list and everyone crosses off the ones that other people got. At the end, you add up points based on answers that were unique. Also, people can argue as to whether something on the list is "legal" or not, based on opinion.

If you purchase the game, it comes with actual top ten lists, like The Top Ten american comedians. Or the Top Ten cars stolen in 2002.

As for the story...I really can't tell it yet...Wait till I recover...I don't wanna puke on my keyboard...seriously, it's gross.

I will say, though, that my second most disgusting bathroom experience was a Grateful Dead New Year's Show ant the Oakland Coliseum where the toilets were all clogged and people kept using them, squatting on the seats as the piles of shit and puke got higher and higher.

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Sun Dec 26, 2004 7:02 pm

alright, I'll forego my usual sensitiivities about this kind of topic and post.

A few weeks ago, i came home to my apartment. All was well for about an hour. Then I noticed that my dog kept fussing with his butt. Licking it, more than usual, actually.

After saying "Mercutio, what is your obsession with your ASS today??" a few times, I took a good close look.

I saw that his butt was, ahem... leaking. Specifically, it was leaking some sort of gelatenous matter. I looked around my (very small) apartment, wondering if he had gotten into anything, or if it was entirely internal.

Oh, he had gotten into something alright. I keep a little tub of vaseline around for when I'm dyeing my hair (I put it around my scalp so i don't dye the skin around my hairline). He had eaten at least HALF of the jar!!! Consequently, his ass leaked non-digested vaseline for the next two days. Also, he got very sick, and threw up on my cd remote control... I didn't even have the energy to clean it. I simply threw it away.

Just for your reference, if your dog has a couple accidents in the house, and has been eating vaseline, the stains will take about three tries to get out....

ewwww.....

III · Post by **III** » Sun Dec 26, 2004 7:23 pm

>toilets were all clogged and people kept using them

bah. there were a couple of years at burning man where that was the status quo. you'd have to hover over the seat because the pile of poop had come up so high. eventually people would place decorations on top of the piles in an attempt to stop the madness.

finally the llc decided that they'd need to be serviced during the event...

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