The Bar

4FKotA · Post by **4FKotA** » Mon Dec 27, 2004 1:07 pm

4 Women of the Apocalypse wrote:Fluffy! Get back here and stop tearing up the sofa!

PUUURRRRRRRRRRRR on the belly, please and lower and lower

and the tail

III · Post by **III** » Mon Dec 27, 2004 1:12 pm

>Vegematic of the Apocalypse (BM 'artcar' 1997) which wielded a long drill and a fire cannon that shot flame 100 yards, and by all rights should belong

(1) the length of the mentioned flame is overstated by at least an order of magnitude.

(2) it was missing the main feature that would have made it a car, i.e. the car part.

(3) "by all rights" means that you purchased the material and put in all the design and labor?

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Mon Dec 27, 2004 1:16 pm

III wrote:>Vegematic of the Apocalypse (BM 'artcar' 1997) which wielded a long drill and a fire cannon that shot flame 100 yards, and by all rights should belong

(1) the length of the mentioned flame is overstated by at least an order of magnitude.

(2) it was missing the main feature that would have made it a car, i.e. the car part.

(3) "by all rights" means that you purchased the material and put in all the design and labor?

I think they thinking more along the lines of "EMANENT DOMAIN" i.e.: theft.

4 Women of the Apocalypse · Post by **4 Women of the Apocalypse** » Mon Dec 27, 2004 1:27 pm

Of all the nerve.

Fluffy? Are your claws sharpened? Good. Now GET III!!!

III · Post by **III** » Mon Dec 27, 2004 1:29 pm

oh yeah, like i'm a gonna be scared of some pussy...

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Mon Dec 27, 2004 1:30 pm

III wrote:oh yeah, like i'm a gonna be scared of some pussy...

Some of the worst damage I've received in my life has been from pussy...

III · Post by **III** » Mon Dec 27, 2004 1:31 pm

itym "eminent".

either way, it's what happens when people want the glory without doing anything to deserve it...

4 Women of the Apocalypse · Post by **4 Women of the Apocalypse** » Mon Dec 27, 2004 1:32 pm

4FKotA just need a plaything to dull their claws a bit.

Don't worry. If they don't finish you off, we will.

III · Post by **III** » Mon Dec 27, 2004 1:33 pm

>they don't finish you off, we will.

by swallowing, i presume? otherwise, i'll just let the hired help do it...

cookiepusss · Post by **cookiepusss** » Mon Dec 27, 2004 1:35 pm

You can always swallow me, III!

III · Post by **III** » Mon Dec 27, 2004 1:37 pm

i think that was the 4 d&d dress up chicks that were offering, but you'll have to get in line...

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Mon Dec 27, 2004 1:41 pm

III wrote:itym "eminent".

either way, it's what happens when people want the glory without doing anything to deserve it...

Define "Do"...

And could I get a Macallen, if anyone is behind the bar?

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Mon Dec 27, 2004 1:45 pm

pssst. Here you go. But I'm not behind the bar. Or under the endless blanket. Those carnevores might think it's yarn.

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Mon Dec 27, 2004 1:46 pm

hey a redhook for me, if you would.

stuart · Post by **stuart** » Mon Dec 27, 2004 1:47 pm

this must be rediculious sock puppet day

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Mon Dec 27, 2004 1:48 pm

stuart wrote:this must be rediculious sock puppet day

cites?

4FKotA · Post by **4FKotA** » Mon Dec 27, 2004 1:50 pm

purring
sensuously
yummy
cats
have
everything

stuart · Post by **stuart** » Mon Dec 27, 2004 1:52 pm

Simply Joel · Post by **Simply Joel** » Mon Dec 27, 2004 1:52 pm

4FKotA wrote:purring
sensuously
yummy
cats
have
everything

everything?

how about an opposing digit (thumb)?

III · Post by **III** » Mon Dec 27, 2004 1:53 pm

in good news, my current dog has yet to eat a cat.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Mon Dec 27, 2004 1:53 pm

*from some unknown corner*one redhook

III · Post by **III** » Mon Dec 27, 2004 1:54 pm

>everything?

i think they meant in the "nutritious, well balanced meal" sense.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Mon Dec 27, 2004 1:55 pm

stuart wrote:this must be rediculious sock puppet day

So when is serious and sober sock puppet day? June 27th?

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Mon Dec 27, 2004 1:55 pm

BTW... there is 'Ridiculous' and then there is 'serious'. The Bar is not a place for 'serious' (usually), but a place of belly laughs, bad jokes, overt (or, over the top) sexual innuendo, and down and dirty fun... if the denizens of this place are involved, then 'ridiculous' is not only acceptable, it's de rigour. If a person is offended and is lacking in humor, then the ridiulous will be elevated by an order of magnatude... actually, by several orders of magnatude... until it is all 'tude. This is the code of the Bar.

Dude...

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Mon Dec 27, 2004 1:56 pm

sing it, Sam!

III · Post by **III** » Mon Dec 27, 2004 1:56 pm

sam, would you settle for balvenie or oban?

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Mon Dec 27, 2004 1:56 pm

No parakeet mud wrestling, though.

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Mon Dec 27, 2004 1:57 pm

GuinivereElise wrote:sing it, Sam!

A little off key... but passable...

... for my next number "Somewhere Over the Rainbow"...

III · Post by **III** » Mon Dec 27, 2004 1:58 pm

oh, and sam?

that last post sounded awfully, um, serious...

4FKotA · Post by **4FKotA** » Mon Dec 27, 2004 2:00 pm

Really
infuraited
denizens
including
cats
utter
loudly
over
under-rated
seriousness