The Bar

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Tue Dec 28, 2004 1:03 pm

tisha2 wrote:hola amigos!!

i'm at my mom's having another christmas...the 'real' one for us - me & my girls tearing into presents 'round the tree. kahlua in my coffee this morning...yay!!!

i could use some whiskey right about now, though... got a few pages to catch up on.

how y'all doin'?

maker's & coke, please, someone... i need to sit and smoke a minute...

damn, can't remember any of my past tenses.. english time:

i almost called you the other night, then realised i didn't know when your rugrats slept. i miss you! come back!

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Tue Dec 28, 2004 1:03 pm

Oh fuck! Tisha! I've been missing you!

How about you try a little of this Michter's instead of the Maker's. I'll bet you're going to like it.

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Tue Dec 28, 2004 1:03 pm

¿Rian, usted tiene gusto de ensamblarme en el resorte caliente secreto?

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Tue Dec 28, 2004 1:04 pm

tisha es la mujer mas hermosa del esta lugar.

geekster · Post by **geekster** » Tue Dec 28, 2004 1:04 pm

Can someone direct me to the ENGLISH eplaya, please? I mourn my erstwhile board.

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Tue Dec 28, 2004 1:06 pm

helitack wrote:¿Rian, usted tiene gusto de ensamblarme en el resorte caliente secreto?

si, me gusta mucho! en esta momento?

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Tue Dec 28, 2004 1:06 pm

Heli está el más contento con los wenches fuertes.

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Tue Dec 28, 2004 1:06 pm

geekster wrote:Can someone direct me to the ENGLISH eplaya, please? I mourn my erstwhile board.

Is that the queens english? Or maybe the spanglish of border towns?

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Tue Dec 28, 2004 1:07 pm

oooh.... michter's... yummm!!

i miss y'all, too!! i'm on vacation and not chained to a computer all day... call me anytime, rian baby... i actually just found yer number about an hour ago in my stuff. it's in my back pocket now - nestled all snug up against my cute little ass.

i would love to jump in on the spanglish train, but after a couple kahlua's mi espanol es un poco loco.

i love you guys!!

i really can't read over 20 pages of bar thread...somebody please sum up for me?

geekster · Post by **geekster** » Tue Dec 28, 2004 1:07 pm

*grabs clipboard and pencil*

And why do you feel a such a need to suddenly begin speaking in another language? Hmmmm?

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Tue Dec 28, 2004 1:08 pm

¡Maldiga el inglés, éste es una frontera Cantina hoy!

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Tue Dec 28, 2004 1:09 pm

cuantas quieres, heli?

(no puedo recordar esta lengua muy bien. ana asfar... yanni....fuck)

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Tue Dec 28, 2004 1:11 pm

Besame el culo, Geekster.

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Tue Dec 28, 2004 1:11 pm

Rian Jackson wrote:
helitack wrote:¿Rian, usted tiene gusto de ensamblarme en el resorte caliente secreto?
si, me gusta mucho! en esta momento?

¡Mi amor, le deseo para estar en mis brazos cuanto antes!

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Tue Dec 28, 2004 1:12 pm

is it just me or did the board get all slooooooowwwww just now??

so here's a funny story...

i'm driving from humboldt to LA and creeping through SF in the fucking pouring rain, trying to find the coffee shop where my ex is with my daughter so i can pick her up and head on down to my mom's. i get lost about 40 times and keeping getting stuck in traffic and forced to make turns i don't want to make. after about an hour i find my self in the castro, ready to cry, and chanting in my head, "hell....this is hell...i'm in hell...", then this funny little voice pipes up (in my head), "no...not hell...just the castro..."

heli - como estas, bambino?

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Tue Dec 28, 2004 1:13 pm

tisha2 wrote: nestled all snug up against my cute little ass.

woohoo!

.somebody please sum up for me?

birra.. mujerees.... y GATITOS DEL DIABLO!!! [/quote]

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Tue Dec 28, 2004 1:13 pm

tisha2 wrote:i really can't read over 20 pages of bar thread...somebody please sum up for me?

There was a group of felines that were bolied in a hotub naked with Geekster and showing his snorkel and then the remains were eaten in Rian's place as her landlord watched and cheered for the seasoned kittens. Then Heli came in speaking Spanish quoting French literature and then we all rejoiced and danced with the 4WOTA performing a grand rendition of ring-a-round-the-rosey. The whiskey kept things lubricated and then approached the bartendress who allowed it all to happen for a nominal fee of three pesos.

Hope that helps.

Jason

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Tue Dec 28, 2004 1:15 pm

Rian Jackson wrote:cuantas quieres, heli?

(no puedo recordar esta lengua muy bien. ana asfar... yanni....fuck)

¡Caminaré al extremo de la tierra o moriré por usted mi amor!

NO Pinche' Yanni!

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Tue Dec 28, 2004 1:18 pm

Jason - POTD!! POTD!!

y heli... wow...swoon.

tisha didn't even notice that i complimented her.

y es la verdad, chica, la eplaya esta lentissima.

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Tue Dec 28, 2004 1:18 pm

geekster wrote:*grabs clipboard and pencil*

And why do you feel a such a need to suddenly begin speaking in another language? Hmmmm?

¡Porque el español es la lengua de fuerte, el amor picante que Rian y deseo experimentar!

PurpleKoosh · Post by **PurpleKoosh** » Tue Dec 28, 2004 1:18 pm

geekster wrote:Can someone direct me to the ENGLISH eplaya, please? I mourn my erstwhile board.

You and me both, darlin'. I took French in school....

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Tue Dec 28, 2004 1:18 pm

oh ... of course ... now i feel all caught up...

is this what we look like to outsiders...???

damn, kids... gotta go do more family stuff... i MISS you!!!

* drags hard on a "cigarette", grabs the bottle of michter's, pole vaults over the bar and dashes out with a flourish, twirling and showing off her new purple panties *

bye, y'all!!

geekster · Post by **geekster** » Tue Dec 28, 2004 1:18 pm

buckethead alien wrote:Besame el culo, Geekster.

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Tue Dec 28, 2004 1:22 pm

¿Rian, cuanto más que leyera sus escrituras, cuanto más deseo conocerle incluso mejor, usted me llamaría esta tarde?

geekster · Post by **geekster** » Tue Dec 28, 2004 1:23 pm

Okay, back to work with me. Barkeep, put the next round on my tab ...

take care all, back in a little while ... *zoom*

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Tue Dec 28, 2004 1:26 pm

¿Le agradece el geekster por las bebidas, está usted asustado de los wenches fuertes?

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Tue Dec 28, 2004 1:26 pm

helitack wrote:¿Rian, cuanto más que leyera sus escrituras, cuanto más deseo conocerle incluso mejor, usted me llamaría esta tarde?

no. porque estas usiendo la forma 'usted'. no quiero hablar contigo por esta razon. (not to be confused with raton.)

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Tue Dec 28, 2004 1:28 pm

Rian Jackson wrote:
helitack wrote:¿Rian, cuanto más que leyera sus escrituras, cuanto más deseo conocerle incluso mejor, usted me llamaría esta tarde?
no. porque estas usiendo la forma 'usted'. no quiero hablar contigo por esta razon. (not to be confused with raton.)

f'ghox!!

usando. usando.

donde esta el llave 'edit'?!?!

geekster · Post by **geekster** » Tue Dec 28, 2004 1:29 pm

helitack wrote:
geekster wrote:*grabs clipboard and pencil*

And why do you feel a such a need to suddenly begin speaking in another language? Hmmmm?
¡Porque el español es la lengua de fuerte, el amor picante que Rian y deseo experimentar!

Oh, well that explains it. Don't go poking yourself with that amor picante, now.

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Tue Dec 28, 2004 1:29 pm

Hey! Come back here with my bottle Tisha!! Sheesh.