The Bar

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Tue Dec 28, 2004 1:30 pm

Estoy apesadumbrado para la confusión, pescado de Babel no soy perfecto.

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Tue Dec 28, 2004 1:34 pm

Babelfish! no wonder your constructions were so odd. you fuckin cheater!

no quiero hablar contigo mas. eres muy aborrado.

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Tue Dec 28, 2004 1:36 pm

Sorry, I have to blame the massive quantiities of Patron I drank last night. Am I forgiven my sweet?

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Tue Dec 28, 2004 1:41 pm

la! ma biddish bheki ma inte hella! inte kazaab! inte harami!

mishe kwayyes, haram ktiir iktiir!

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Tue Dec 28, 2004 1:42 pm

helitack wrote:Estoy apesadumbrado para la confusión, pescado de Babel no soy perfecto.

I hadn't even thought of that! Jesus! I've been following this thread, trying to beat my way through with spanish that I learned almost forty years ago...

Uh, uno mas Bushmill's, por favor, Senorita Carmen.... whoever that may be...

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Tue Dec 28, 2004 1:42 pm

damn!!

looks like the bar's gonna hit 1000 tonight... and i'll most likely miss it!!

okay, y'all... i trust ya to do it up right!! i'm talkin' drunken, whoring, innuendo-laden rock-star wit, kids!

y'know... like ya always do...!

(Rian, no, mija...ERES la chica mas bonita aqui, bay-bee...!!)

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Tue Dec 28, 2004 1:43 pm

no darlin': it's all about the twins!

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Tue Dec 28, 2004 1:45 pm

My twins or yours?

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Tue Dec 28, 2004 1:48 pm

Ever since we started talking about whiskey I've been thinking about that bottle sitting on my kitchen counter lo those seven miles to the east.

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Tue Dec 28, 2004 1:51 pm

helitack wrote:My twins or yours?

don't you wish.

CoworkerLurker · Post by **CoworkerLurker** » Tue Dec 28, 2004 1:52 pm

buckethead alien wrote:by the way, how do you get the upside-down question marks?

If all else fails, you can copy his.

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Tue Dec 28, 2004 1:55 pm

I guess I'll just hafta do this: http://www.politicsforum.org/images/humour/stfu.jpg

Simply Joel · Post by **Simply Joel** » Tue Dec 28, 2004 1:57 pm

helitack wrote:I guess I'll just hafta do this: http://www.politicsforum.org/images/humour/stfu.jpg

i love that poster.

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Tue Dec 28, 2004 2:03 pm

Me too, and sometimes when heli opens his mouth a size 10.5 D finds its way there.

4FKotA · Post by **4FKotA** » Tue Dec 28, 2004 2:03 pm

innocuous
near
noon
under
every
naughty
dildo
operator

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Tue Dec 28, 2004 2:04 pm

helitack wrote:I guess I'll just hafta do this: http://www.politicsforum.org/images/humour/stfu.jpg

That's going on my wall here at work, right next to...
http://us.st5.yimg.com/store1.yimg.com/ ... 1_12429556

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Tue Dec 28, 2004 2:05 pm

heli, help me grab these three cats and boil them in the hot tub, please.

4FKotA · Post by **4FKotA** » Tue Dec 28, 2004 2:06 pm

partying
under
rob's
reign

4FKotA · Post by **4FKotA** » Tue Dec 28, 2004 2:07 pm

infidels!
meow
meow
or
rian
takes
another
lashing

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Tue Dec 28, 2004 2:07 pm

finally admitting it in public are we? what is this, the hairy league?

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Tue Dec 28, 2004 2:10 pm

Rian Jackson wrote:heli, help me grab these three cats and boil them in the hot tub, please.

Done.

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Tue Dec 28, 2004 2:10 pm

[door throws open, giggles strides in]

HONEY, I'm HO-ome!

4FKotA · Post by **4FKotA** » Tue Dec 28, 2004 2:11 pm

harbingers
are
invinceable
rian
youngun

III · Post by **III** » Tue Dec 28, 2004 2:11 pm

why kittens can't be scary:

there's one dead: bam!

whoops! there goes another...

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Tue Dec 28, 2004 2:11 pm

hi sweets.
[innocent] anything in the mail yet? [/innocent]

i'll help hold them under, heli.

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Tue Dec 28, 2004 2:11 pm

I sent them to u_____a's house priority mail.

4FKotA · Post by **4FKotA** » Tue Dec 28, 2004 2:12 pm

Hot
Ones
Never
Expect
Yanni

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Tue Dec 28, 2004 2:14 pm

no lovey, nothing yet. The mail is slow as molasses around here. As am I today.

[pokes around looking for coffee]

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Tue Dec 28, 2004 2:15 pm

Feisty
Energetic
Losers
Interminably
Naughty
Elvin
Snots

4FKotA · Post by **4FKotA** » Tue Dec 28, 2004 2:15 pm

delicious
entrails
and
deceit