The Bar

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Tue Dec 28, 2004 2:16 pm

who, kitties?
suckage, GS, i'm getting impatient!
*stomp, pout*

come on everybody, MASTURBATE! IT'S OUR ONLY CHANCE!

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Tue Dec 28, 2004 2:17 pm

4FKoTA is a MIME!

PurpleKoosh · Post by **PurpleKoosh** » Tue Dec 28, 2004 2:17 pm

gigglesnort wrote:[door throws open, giggles strides in]

HONEY, I'm HO-ome!

Hey, baby - whatcha drinkin today? *smooch*

4FKotA · Post by **4FKotA** » Tue Dec 28, 2004 2:17 pm

Now!
assimilate
under
great
heavenly
tisha
you!

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Tue Dec 28, 2004 2:18 pm

Rian Jackson wrote:who, kitties?
suckage, GS, i'm getting impatient!
*stomp, pout*

come on everybody, MASTURBATE! IT'S OUR ONLY CHANCE!

OK, if you insist and it will save the world.

4FKotA · Post by **4FKotA** » Tue Dec 28, 2004 2:19 pm

Meow
Infidel!
Meow
Everyone!

4FKotA · Post by **4FKotA** » Tue Dec 28, 2004 2:22 pm

Meow!
All
Satanic
Terrifiers
Unify
Rian
Bucket
And
The
Eplaya

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Tue Dec 28, 2004 2:23 pm

http://www.groovezoo.com/~spanky/catburger.jpg

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Tue Dec 28, 2004 2:24 pm

*Tall dark stranger enters the bar, is struck by the incipient weirdness that is surpassing all previous incipient weirdnesses by a magnatude of ten or more, steps over piles of kitty litter, and piles where the kitty litter had not be used, but should have been, and walks determinedly to the bar... Un Gato Negro, por favor... mainly because nobody makes Gato Blanco... and waits patiently. Soon, a small, white furry creature, pushes a glass of wine across the bar with his snout. The stranger takes, says Gratias to the gato, and finds a chair in the corner and hunkers into, waiting for page 1,000 to arrive*

Rob the Wop · Post by **Rob the Wop** » Tue Dec 28, 2004 2:26 pm

Rian Jackson wrote:who, kitties?
suckage, GS, i'm getting impatient!
*stomp, pout*

come on everybody, MASTURBATE! IT'S OUR ONLY CHANCE!

Well I don't know about God, but I know that unless you wrap duct tape around the little fuckers- they'll just explode when you use them to masturbate.

Down Evil Rob down! Bad Evil Rob! Back in the box, now!

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Tue Dec 28, 2004 2:27 pm

When page 1000 does arrive, I fully expect the clouds to part here, the sun will come out and a hot wind will descend on the Valley of Death and free the poor visitors from their impending doom.

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Tue Dec 28, 2004 2:28 pm

Ms. Koosh, so nice to see you! I'm trying to scare up some coffee around here. I need stimulation.....

.....hmmm, masturbation would likely improve my outlook tremendously, good thinking!

but......does it really kill kitties? No, no it doesn't. I refuse to believe such drivel. Here kitty kitty kitty......cute wittle fuzzy wuzzy puddy tat.....

4FKotA · Post by **4FKotA** » Tue Dec 28, 2004 2:31 pm

gigglesnort wrote:.....hmmm, masturbation would likely improve my outlook tremendously, good thinking!
but......does it really kill kitties? No, no it doesn't. I refuse to believe such drivel. Here kitty kitty kitty......cute wittle fuzzy wuzzy puddy tat.....

MMMMMMMMMMrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrruuup!!
I don't know about that acrostic writing pussy, but this pussy wouldn't mind being rubbed up there... yeesssssssssssssrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrpp!

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Tue Dec 28, 2004 2:33 pm

So if we got everyone to do a worldwide group mastrubation could we counteract this:http://www.politrix.org/mgz/clusterfuck.jpg

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Tue Dec 28, 2004 2:34 pm

oooops, Masturbation

http://www.politrix.org/mgz/clusterfuck.jpg

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Tue Dec 28, 2004 2:38 pm

Driving home now... try to hold a place on 1,000 for me.

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Tue Dec 28, 2004 2:39 pm

Hey look! There's me and my huge-hearted friend Harold last Christmas! (About time I developed that roll)

(So, Walgreen's screwed up my pictures. I had three rolls, they lost one adn gave me someone else's pictures, and neglected to include the CD on the other one. Additionally, the beau sucks at taking pictures. All two that he took of me in hte sequins and longjohns have a big red thing running over my face.)

4FKotA · Post by **4FKotA** » Tue Dec 28, 2004 2:43 pm

please
leave
a
corner
everyone

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Tue Dec 28, 2004 2:50 pm

Yikes! What happened to my eyes???? (That's me and Claire Bee (number three) if anyone is looking, but we don't really look that weird in real life)

stuart · Post by **stuart** » Tue Dec 28, 2004 2:54 pm

mMMmmm
beer

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Tue Dec 28, 2004 3:02 pm

[continuing talking to self]

Okay! That last one was creepy. This is better.....Claire Bee and Sarah June! Aw!

stuart · Post by **stuart** » Tue Dec 28, 2004 3:05 pm

[continuing drinking by self]

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Tue Dec 28, 2004 3:05 pm

found 'em linked on 3playa.

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Tue Dec 28, 2004 3:06 pm

drinking by self--check

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Tue Dec 28, 2004 3:11 pm

please note the loveliness of Lydia's ass. <grab>

stuart · Post by **stuart** » Tue Dec 28, 2004 3:14 pm

well then,

let's drink together

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Tue Dec 28, 2004 3:16 pm

Not to mention...

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Tue Dec 28, 2004 3:16 pm

If we might raise a quick silent toast and a quick moment of seriousness. I just got a call to dj at a fundraiser tomorrow night for a woman whose child was killed by the babysitter. I feel very fortunate at this moment as I sit with my child playing games that will rot his brain.

Jason

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Tue Dec 28, 2004 3:17 pm

Ahhh... a bit o' the Macallen while listening to Bruk's Scottish Fantasy

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Tue Dec 28, 2004 3:17 pm

Indeed, 'tis better to drink alone together. I am back into the bottled Rheingold (found hidden away in the back of the bar fridge).