The Bar

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Tue Dec 28, 2004 7:21 pm

Touch my hand with that Magic would ya Guin?

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Tue Dec 28, 2004 7:23 pm

*handing Heli a glass of ice for his seagrams', 'accidentally' touching his hand as he takes the glass*

Oops!

my bad..!

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Tue Dec 28, 2004 7:24 pm

Correction, no, your Good! Thank you.

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Tue Dec 28, 2004 7:26 pm

oh, is that what it is? I always get those two confused....

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Tue Dec 28, 2004 7:29 pm

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Tue Dec 28, 2004 7:32 pm

good to know.

how's yer drink? anything i can get you?

*notices the windows fogging up from the hottub being open. Goes over, and writes "I feel IT" in the fog, backwards, so it will be readable to passersby*

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Tue Dec 28, 2004 7:33 pm

Drinks fine, how about a hug?

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Tue Dec 28, 2004 7:35 pm

alls ya gots ta do is ask!

(((((((((heli)))))))))

doing okay, heli?

PurpleKoosh · Post by **PurpleKoosh** » Tue Dec 28, 2004 7:38 pm

GuinivereElise wrote:*handing giggles a Seabreeze, she "accidentally" lets their hands touch*

here you go!

and purple, getcher ass back here...

I'm a package deal, baby - you want my ass, you gotta take the rest of me.

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Tue Dec 28, 2004 7:43 pm

GuinivereElise wrote:alls ya gots ta do is ask!

(((((((((heli)))))))))

doing okay, heli?

Yes but........

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Tue Dec 28, 2004 7:45 pm

PurpleKoosh wrote:
GuinivereElise wrote:*handing giggles a Seabreeze, she "accidentally" lets their hands touch*

here you go!

and purple, getcher ass back here...
I'm a package deal, baby - you want my ass, you gotta take the rest of me.

well,i was HOPING that if I got the ass, the rest would follow...

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Tue Dec 28, 2004 7:51 pm

*sniffs armpits*

*ala Ducky from Pretty In Pink* Do I Offend?

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Tue Dec 28, 2004 7:52 pm

No my dear, you can come a little closer if you want, backrub?

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Tue Dec 28, 2004 7:55 pm

here I thought everyone had ditched me. That always happens. I have a few drinks, get a little more obnoxious, and 'poof'.. goodbye 'friends'.

a backrub???

I've heard about these famous backrubs.

Okay, but only for a bit. I've got to finish the sushi... I got interrupted when I made sure that everyone had a drink..

speaking of drinks, do you need one, while I'm up?

I'm rather dry... another beer, sez I...

stuart · Post by **stuart** » Tue Dec 28, 2004 7:57 pm

my dear,

I'll be here.

Promise me you will too.

back in a spot

stuart · Post by **stuart** » Tue Dec 28, 2004 8:00 pm

get a little more obnoxious, and 'poof'..

I often have the same problem

It's a good thing we are several hours apart. A bit of damage would get done otherwise.

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Tue Dec 28, 2004 8:01 pm

it's true, really...

wait: where are you?

OH. hours as in travel-wise, not time-zone wise.... I'm alright.. no really.. I'm fine...

*hangs head in shame*

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Tue Dec 28, 2004 8:02 pm

actually, i wasn't being COMPLETELY honest. There are a few people in my life who'll stick with me when i'm toasted, mostly, I think, because they see a little girl who might be in trouble otherwise. This is probably true.

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Tue Dec 28, 2004 8:04 pm

so, I just looked over at my dresser, and found that my biggest candle has been spilling it's hotwax guts all over for quite a while now... silently... spilling into a drawer that houses my tank tops.... My leather bustier is now covered in pink wax.....

I'm now going to put it in the freezer, and hope that it's salvagable...

*tear*

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Tue Dec 28, 2004 8:08 pm

My leather bustier has BBQ sauce stains, I don;t know what to do.

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Tue Dec 28, 2004 8:09 pm

tonic water.

daub lightly.

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Tue Dec 28, 2004 8:09 pm

(by the way, i made that up. I have no idea how to get bbq sauce out of leather)

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Tue Dec 28, 2004 8:13 pm

GuinivereElise wrote:tonic water.

daub lightly.

My daughter has a white cat that she spilled red wine on one time, and that worked for her, too....

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Tue Dec 28, 2004 8:17 pm

I have a white dog: at one point last year, while I was dying my hair red, Mercutio walked under me. At that same moment, by a twist of fate, a drop of hair dye fell...

right on top of his nose.

It took forever for it to grow out enought for me to cut it off.

And, of course, all my friends said "you should dye him different colors!" once they found out...

also, just in case anyone needed to know... to get blood stains out from underneath fingernails, cut a lemon in half, soak fingernails in the half-lemon for a minute or two, then wash thoroughly.

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Tue Dec 28, 2004 8:22 pm

I usually wear gloves but that is good information.

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Tue Dec 28, 2004 8:23 pm

GuinivereElise wrote:...also, just in case anyone needed to know... to get blood stains out from underneath fingernails, cut a lemon in half, soak fingernails in the half-lemon for a minute or two, then wash thoroughly.

Cutting your fingertips off works just as well, and you don't have to go to the store to look for lemons...

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Tue Dec 28, 2004 8:24 pm

But you can avoid the drastic measure of amputation with gloves and still leave no fingerprints.

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Tue Dec 28, 2004 8:25 pm

I was going to come in for a drink but this talk of blood stains has me thinking twice.

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Tue Dec 28, 2004 8:26 pm

ah, yes, but do you always carry gloves with you?? You never know when this useful information will come in handy....

(garr... get it?? HAND-y??)

CoworkerLurker · Post by **CoworkerLurker** » Tue Dec 28, 2004 8:29 pm

helitack wrote:But you can avoid the drastic measure of amputation with gloves and still leave no fingerprints.

"Drastic"? You call that drastic? Besides, this way they'll have a helluva time taking your fingerprints anyway, when they book you.