The Bar

Rob the Wop · Post by **Rob the Wop** » Tue Dec 28, 2004 11:02 pm

helitack wrote:-----heli realizes he is in the tub with Guin and Kristy-------What's a fella to do?

"When in doubt, lick the alphabet"

-Sam Kinison RIP

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Tue Dec 28, 2004 11:04 pm

Rob the Wop wrote:
helitack wrote:-----heli realizes he is in the tub with Guin and Kristy-------What's a fella to do?
"When in doubt, lick the alphabet"

-Sam Kinison RIP

Not a problem, thanks Rob!
I'll even do it backwards too.

Ranger Genius · Post by **Ranger Genius** » Tue Dec 28, 2004 11:05 pm

Opinion is divided, however, as to whether or not you should hum the tune while doing so.

PurpleKoosh · Post by **PurpleKoosh** » Tue Dec 28, 2004 11:06 pm

Kristy Kreme wrote:Happy 1000th, I whisper in your ear as I lay you on your belly and nibble down the back of your neck going lower and lower untill I reach the spot where your thigh and butt meet and then.......

*wriggles*

David Duchovny once said that was his favorite portion of a woman's anatomy. "I just want to set up a little house there," he was quoted.... He's got the right idea.

PurpleKoosh · Post by **PurpleKoosh** » Tue Dec 28, 2004 11:08 pm

Rob the Wop wrote:
helitack wrote:-----heli realizes he is in the tub with Guin and Kristy-------What's a fella to do?
"When in doubt, lick the alphabet"

-Sam Kinison RIP

I actually had a date do that once.... *fans self* Damn.

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Tue Dec 28, 2004 11:11 pm

you know... I don't usually know what goes on down there... I'm too busy enjoying every minute....

but if that's what lifts your skirt... by all means.... *opens knees an inviting 6 inches....*

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Tue Dec 28, 2004 11:13 pm

OK, here we Goooooooooo!

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Tue Dec 28, 2004 11:18 pm

tee hee! that tickles!!!

geekster · Post by **geekster** » Tue Dec 28, 2004 11:19 pm

crap, I missed it

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Tue Dec 28, 2004 11:19 pm

------heli gets out of the tub, all too reluctantly, dries off and crumbles out the door to try and get some sleep------------

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Tue Dec 28, 2004 11:20 pm

s'okay geekie... we still love you...

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Tue Dec 28, 2004 11:22 pm

awwww...now there's an empty spot beside me....

*putting hand against forehead dramatically*

Whatever shall I do??

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Tue Dec 28, 2004 11:24 pm

alright.. I think I'm in for the night. too. See you all tomorrow....

(purple, dont' forget 'bout me, okay???)

gnight...

CoworkerLurker · Post by **CoworkerLurker** » Tue Dec 28, 2004 11:24 pm

GuinivereElise wrote:
CoworkerLurker wrote:That was nothing.
Really.
[singsong] we ca-an't heeee-er you! We ca-n't heeee-er you![/singsong]

Is this better?

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Wed Dec 29, 2004 2:00 am

Well well I wish I was here for the milestone. Thanks for those who wanted me to be here for 1,000 but I was in a much needed and rare night of uninterrupted sleep.

geekster · Post by **geekster** » Wed Dec 29, 2004 2:19 am

ahhh, so the pieces come together ...

Simply Joel · Post by **Simply Joel** » Wed Dec 29, 2004 2:21 am

buckethead alien wrote:Well well I wish I was here for the milestone. Thanks for those who wanted me to be here for 1,000 but I was in a much needed and rare night of uninterrupted sleep.

here here

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Wed Dec 29, 2004 2:32 am

Happy 1004th page at any rate. Woo-hoo?

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Wed Dec 29, 2004 6:03 am

Yeah, woo-fucking-hoo!

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Wed Dec 29, 2004 6:06 am

FINALLY! I have been hoping someone would come in and join the 1004th par-tay. Yeah. Whoa. Get D=down with it. Whatever.

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Wed Dec 29, 2004 6:11 am

Really, this early morning get-to is waaay better anyway. A good nice sleep, a good wholesome breakfast! Rock on dude! And without the pressure of all that sex talk. Geez, some people.

{Pushes dorky glasses back up from tip of nose}

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Wed Dec 29, 2004 6:12 am

Mmmmm, yeah. THAT lap-dance-hot-tub scene was a tough thing to wake up to at 5:15 a.m. Guinivere sure gets things rolling, I must say.

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Wed Dec 29, 2004 6:15 am

Page 1004 is sooooo much better than 1000.

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Wed Dec 29, 2004 6:17 am

Yah, Sputnik, we're kicking it now, baby!

Warm milk for everyone.

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Wed Dec 29, 2004 6:19 am

hmmm, yeah, guinivere.....excuse me a minute.....

{pulls invisible blanket over head, begins to cry her eyes out for missing the 1000-page party}

damn you, sleep deprivation....it's all your fault.....

CoworkerLurker · Post by **CoworkerLurker** » Wed Dec 29, 2004 6:19 am

Geez! I thought I was a boring morning person.

Woo hoo!

Now this is a celebration...

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Wed Dec 29, 2004 6:21 am

warm milk, yay! Whole wheat toast, anyone? Oooh! Let's play a game! I've got a brand new set of uno cards here! Yeah, baby!

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Wed Dec 29, 2004 6:23 am

Wheat germ and soy milk! Look out peeps, the Bucket's on a roll.

Hot tub anyone?

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Wed Dec 29, 2004 6:26 am

Gosh, bucket; hot tub sounds a little risque!

(gotta run for a bit......gonna see those fuckers about my lost pictures).

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Wed Dec 29, 2004 6:29 am

Damn!

Well, I'ma going in the tub by myself. Wouldn't be the first time. Nope. Gotta wonder, though what's with Heli and all that hot water.