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Re: Fuck!

Post by unjonharley » Tue Feb 26, 2019 9:16 am

Monday got fucky .
Second son(53) heart attack, fuck
Streets sheet of ice, fuck
Down in bed cold, fuck
Snot like curry, infection, fuck
I'm the contraptioneer your mother warned you about.

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Re: Fuck!

Post by sadie » Tue Feb 26, 2019 9:29 am

unjonharley wrote:
Tue Feb 26, 2019 9:16 am
Monday got fucky .
Second son(53) heart attack, fuck
Streets sheet of ice, fuck
Down in bed cold, fuck
Snot like curry, infection, fuck
well fuck, Unjon. that's just fucked up.
If I've told you once, I've told you ten thousand times..jazz hands goddammit....JAZZ HANDS!!!

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Re: Fuck!

Post by xtaiilsx » Tue Feb 26, 2019 5:37 pm

Go on, give yer balls a tug, yuh tit fucker!

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Re: Fuck!

Post by ygmir » Thu Feb 28, 2019 7:48 am

unjonharley wrote:
Tue Feb 26, 2019 9:16 am
Monday got fucky .
Second son(53) heart attack, fuck
Streets sheet of ice, fuck
Down in bed cold, fuck
Snot like curry, infection, fuck
fuckin A UJH! so sorry to hear this!
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Re: Fuck!

Post by wraith » Sat Mar 23, 2019 7:56 pm

unjonharley wrote:
Tue Feb 26, 2019 9:16 am
Monday got fucky .
Second son(53) heart attack, fuck
Streets sheet of ice, fuck
Down in bed cold, fuck
Snot like curry, infection, fuck
Late reply, but I fucking well hope your boy's doing well!

In more fucky news, already spotted scalpers hawking FOMO tickets above face. What the flying fuck?

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Re: Fuck!

Post by Cherrykitty » Wed Jul 03, 2019 6:52 pm

How the fuck do you know if you got fucking tickets or not? I received some fucking list in my fucking drive but no fucking information. Ugh. I don't want to fucking scalp, it's not fucking cool. But is that a fucking requirement? If so fuck fuck fuck

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Re: Fuck!

Post by some seeing eye » Tue Aug 20, 2019 6:33 pm

I've had plenty of personal fucks in the last 2 years. But I'll share a friend's fuck that struck me.

Creative female A was courted by male burners Y and Z. I saw it in person.

Burner Y made a baby with A. The baby had a severe disability. So Y distanced. A's parents were dealing with cancer. Let's call the baby L. Actually the disability was genetic to Y.

So A had to bring up L on their own.

Here is the fuck. In my town we are known for the police killing mentally ill individuals. A just mentioned first time police call on child L. Stranger bystander called police because L would not get into the car.

I'm refraining from talking about police on disabled though true, A does not need that layer of fear for L. I'm afraid her son will be killed in the future, like in my home town developmentally disabled James Chasse, sure many cities have their own examples.
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Re: Fuck!

Post by lucky420 » Tue Aug 20, 2019 7:35 pm

reach our to a Center for independent Living. We advocate and offer other services for people with disabilities. Ask them if they have a program or know of one that can help teach a person with dev disabilities how to interact with police, fire, rescue, etc. you might also call the police depth and ask if they have have any specific training in dealing with this population.
Oh my god, it's HUGE!

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Re: Fuck!

Post by Token » Tue Aug 20, 2019 10:07 pm

lucky420 wrote:
Tue Aug 20, 2019 7:35 pm
reach our to a Center for independent Living. We advocate and offer other services for people with disabilities. Ask them if they have a program or know of one that can help teach a person with dev disabilities how to interact with police, fire, rescue, etc. you might also call the police depth and ask if they have have any specific training in dealing with this population.
Just helping the fuck out to keep in the fucking tradition of The Fuck! thread.

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Re: Fuck!

Post by some seeing eye » Wed Aug 21, 2019 9:31 am

lucky420 wrote:
Tue Aug 20, 2019 7:35 pm
Reach out to a Center for independent Living.
Thanks Lucky, that is a big help!
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Re: Fuck!

Post by ygmir » Thu Aug 22, 2019 7:30 am

fuck cancer......and fuck cancer.
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Re: Fuck!

Post by vargaso » Thu Sep 26, 2019 9:31 pm

Fucking hell I'm on a fucking all-night conference call for fuck's sake.

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Re: Fuck!

Post by some seeing eye » Mon Oct 07, 2019 3:24 pm

Decommodification - commodification ouroboros.

So the event as founded was zero commodifed Cacaphony.

Meanwhile authors commodified their experience with novels/successful movies.

Then the event itself became commodifed, with tickets.

As a result, the cofounders quit because it was commodified. The new founders unequivocally declared it was decommodified.

Then a desolation movie was made and went on tour. The decommodifier founder and retired on residuals novel/filmmakers speak on a panel today at a sold out event.

But requests seeking a ticket for that sold-out discussion by the above at the movie on the local burning FB were deleted by the administrators. The burning FB group hosted the event notification, but deleted requests for tickets. Too "commodified."

Why did the event sell out? Because fans want to lick the Cacophonist who wrote a book that was made into a profitable movie.

I'm so confused about this commodification stuff. I just wanted to ask if people at the event would know if a friend of mine with severe anxiety they might have known died from chronic health problems or was still alive for collaborations.

I owe them, they brought me as a virgin with all the prep.
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Re: Fuck!

Post by Miura-7 » Wed Dec 04, 2019 11:09 am

Fuck the cigarettes, and regret. Fuck religion division, enlightenment, and bedroom trespassing. Fuck all the boomers that $uck! Don't fuck the future of our children, and their world. The next generation is always the best generation. If the previous generation believes otherwise. Fuck them too. Fuck all the absurd politics, and their mindfucking twisted facts. Fuck all the fanatical martyrs that believed their fame would be everlasting. Fuck all the sorry ass motherfuckers that say. "It is what, it is." It's what you build!!! Fuck all the self righteous protesters, that only feed their self righteous ego. Even Obama's big ears, are a little too jaded, to listen. Fuck me, for being too full of myself. Fuck the time I wasted, and fuck the assholes, that helped me waste it. Fuck the heart on my sleeve, that said too much. Fuck it, just had to get it off my chest. Solution? 1 self contained Lego X Population = Future.

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Re: Fuck!

Post by Simon of the Playa » Sat Dec 07, 2019 5:13 pm

Frida Be You & Me

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Re: Fuck!

Post by tatonka » Mon Dec 30, 2019 2:49 pm




Fuck fuck fuck
Tales told
Of battles won
Of things we've done
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Re: Fuck!

Post by Miura-7 » Sat Mar 07, 2020 5:08 pm

FUCK SPAM!!!

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Re: Fuck!

Post by Miura-7 » Mon Mar 23, 2020 8:07 am

FUCK!

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Re: Fuck!

Post by ^Rhino! » Thu Apr 16, 2020 2:10 pm

Fuck unscrupulous promoters.
Fuck outlaw mud shows.
Fuck wrestling the invisible man
Fuck incomprehensible shoot angles.
Fuck Kenny Omega and the the Young Bucks
Finally, FUCK VINCE RUSSO with a chains
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Re: Fuck it!

Post by Simon of the Playa » Fri May 22, 2020 12:37 pm

“So yeah, I guess that’s how it’s gonna be. We’re pivoting to a classic “fuck it,” virus be damned. That’s how America rolls, no matter the specific menace. Stop washing your hands, start going on Tinder dates, take your preferred dose of hydroxychloroquine. You do you. Either the death rate will meet and exceed the bleakest projections, or it’ll be bad, only not quite as bad as it could have been.
In any case, Trump and his bootlickers will tout a success — you’d need millions of fatalities to make a dent in their victory narrative — and his supporters can tell us we freaked out over nothing. We’re already debating how many fans we can cram into football stadiums, and I don’t see any reversing course once sports are on the table again. Fuck it!!“

https://melmagazine.com/en-us/story/ame ... ck-it-mode
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Re: Fuck!

Post by Token » Sun May 24, 2020 12:51 pm

Simon Dahling,

“Fuck It” was so 2016.

We are now in the “Fuck You” phase ...

In a couple-three weeks we will be in the “We Are Fucked” moment.

At some point the collective animal of America will realize that it takes $10K a pop to proper bury each dead.

Only then will the realization be “I’m Fucked”!

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Re: Fuck!

Post by Canoe » Sun May 24, 2020 7:11 pm

Token wrote:
Sun May 24, 2020 12:51 pm
... At some point the collective animal of America will realize that it takes $10K a pop to proper bury each dead. ...
Didn't NYC have a groupon or something?
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Friends of my sister: one's a nurse, her husband is designated to collect Covid bodies for a funeral home. They figure it's just a matter of time. Apparently at the end of the week, they just look at each other. They consider it fortunate they don't have children yet, as they would be facing the possibility of losing one or both parents.

Friend of mine has seven members of her extended family who are doctors or nurses. So far, five of the seven got infected. One is on a ventilator and is expected to succumb. Two have recovered already. One is 38, fortunately has two kids already, as after a mild case, he's now sterile. Her cousin's daughter is a nurse. Or, was a nurse; she can't do that anymore: 28 and has lost 37% of her lung capacity and one kidney is dead and has to be removed (should be out last week). Hasn't finished paying for her education yet. The one on the ventilator and another two are unresolved.
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Re: Fuck!

Post by ^Rhino! » Mon May 25, 2020 5:57 am

Token wrote:
Sun May 24, 2020 12:51 pm
Simon Dahling,

“Fuck It” was so 2016.

We are now in the “Fuck You” phase ...

In a couple-three weeks we will be in the “We Are Fucked” moment.

At some point the collective animal of America will realize that it takes $10K a pop to proper bury each dead.

Only then will the realization be “I’m Fucked”!
token.

Bro.

Let's just bypass the realization phase and go straight to Cornette mode. It seems to work on everyone from telemarketers to the deliberately ignorant.

And it's somewhat polite. It never got Jim Cornette Fired when he said it to Jim Herd on the phone. But Herd never had a clue towards storyline development or psychology anyway. The phrase might even work with Simon. He'd sit there and laugh with me.

The phrase is this:

Thank You. Fuck You. Bye.
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Re: Fuck!

Post by lucky420 » Mon May 25, 2020 7:38 am

Token wrote:
Sun May 24, 2020 12:51 pm
Simon Dahling,

“Fuck It” was so 2016.

We are now in the “Fuck You” phase ...

In a couple-three weeks we will be in the “We Are Fucked” moment.

At some point the collective animal of America will realize that it takes $10K a pop to proper bury each dead.

Only then will the realization be “I’m Fucked”!
In the State of Nevada, in some of our counties you can legally bury Someone on your property. My ex husband wanted me to do this for him when we lived in Fallabama. I think he meant he wanted me to wait til he died of natural causes first...
Oh my god, it's HUGE!

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Re: Fuck!

Post by ^Rhino! » Mon May 25, 2020 10:49 am

Fuck the 'normal' burial process. Used to be they used things like mercury in embalming fluid, enough so that older cemetaries are actually leaching out as unlisted hazar0dous waste sites.In Nevada, that's not a problem on most ground, there's not enough surface water to start the leaching process once the casket has begun to decay. There is a lot of groundwater in Nevada with natural arsenic and mercury left over from the gold refining process of older times anyway.

Basically, you've got the best option available if you're cremated and they dump the ashes at sea. Cremation is a couple thousand, though. Burial of an urn? You're being non-sustainable if you do. My home church now has a memorial garden where they dump the ashes directly in the ground and grow flowers on top. That seems to be a reasonable practice. A small granite marker and it's good for at least 10 generations.
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Re: Fuck!

Post by Savannah » Mon May 25, 2020 12:06 pm

My Dad's cremation was only $875, and I keep him in my Burn closet.
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