The Bar

4FKotA · Post by **4FKotA** » Wed Dec 29, 2004 4:04 pm

PUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPP!!!!! Ummmm, smell fishy... yessssssss, fishy smell nice, want to lick fishy.... ummmmmmmmmmm just lick, that's all, would never harm fishy, no precioussssssssssss, never harm fishy, love the way fishy smells, hmmmmmmmmuuuuuurrrrrrrp! Fishy has been rolling in catnip, love catnip PUUUUUURRRRRRRRRPPPP!!

4FKotA · Post by **4FKotA** » Wed Dec 29, 2004 4:05 pm

You should have just buried it.

*fluffy cute kittens walk over to a corner*

I heard some drool naked apes and a fish planning on cat catching. You must be kidding me...

*pees on carpet with Fetid Cat Urine of Pestilence*

Have you ever tried to catch a cat that doesn't want to be touched? Nonewithstanding kittens of the Apocalypse?

*preens themselves disinterestedly*

Didn't think so.

*mysteriously disappears in a dark corner*

Don't make us come out and shred the drapes.
Silly apes. don't you know that Satan is a kitten? What else from birth tortures its prey until it becomes bored, yet people flock to adore it anyway?

geekster · Post by **geekster** » Wed Dec 29, 2004 4:06 pm

Looks like there's at least one left ... c'mon folks, lets get busy!

4FKotA · Post by **4FKotA** » Wed Dec 29, 2004 4:10 pm

PRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPP!!??? How many left? How many? Fishy, my fishy, where are you?

Ohhhhhh, sparkly stuff....*********

Ohhhhhh, smelly stuff********

PRRRRRRRRRRUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRP!!

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Wed Dec 29, 2004 4:30 pm

I just broke one of the christmas ornament from my store windows as I was taking them down... that lovely exploding pop! sound... it was so satisfying....

hmmm....

*eyes other ornaments evilly*

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Wed Dec 29, 2004 4:30 pm

*Tall dark stranger walks into the bar, kicking cats out of the way as he enters. He walks behind the bar, climbs up to the top shelf and hauls down a big bottle of the best scotch in the place. Home from work, he drags his large, tired ass over to a table and, wiping cats off with his forearm, plunks down in the chair. He pulls the cork out with his teeth and pours himself a rather large one. SLANTE', y'all! and with that he downs a full twelve ounces just to flush the day away.

It works. As he slowly slumps into his chair, small white kitties gather around him, purring deeply. As he drifts into uncounsiousness, the cats close in on him... darkness falls*

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Wed Dec 29, 2004 5:20 pm

more hot tea for a snotty nose cowboy...tired, from battling tool thieves at work, Cal Highway Patrol consumed with the need to write cowboyangel a speeding ticket doing 65 in a 55 zone no mercy devil fuck, Jägermeister with cough syrup please!

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Wed Dec 29, 2004 5:25 pm

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Lydia Love · Post by **Lydia Love** » Wed Dec 29, 2004 5:29 pm

*A woman in a red dress strolls into the bar whistling an unidentifiable tune. She notices a stranger face down on the bar with four cats closing in for some terrible purpose. Acting quckly she pours heavy cream into four saucers and places them at the other end of the bar. She sits by the stranger and uses a mostly clean bar towel to clean up a small puddle of drool that has formed under his chin. She gently, lovingly shakes his shoulder and then yells in his ear*

"Sam, why the flying fucking hell aren't you writing a book? Or a play? Write a fucking play for fucks sake!"

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Wed Dec 29, 2004 5:31 pm

I'm the one with the drool sweetheart...Sam is a walking play......

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Wed Dec 29, 2004 5:33 pm

------Poof! Jaeger! & Cough Syrup!---------------
Here ya goooooooooo! the wand thought they were one in the same.

PurpleKoosh · Post by **PurpleKoosh** » Wed Dec 29, 2004 5:41 pm

GuinivereElise wrote:alright.. I think I'm in for the night. too. See you all tomorrow....

(purple, dont' forget 'bout me, okay???)

gnight...

I don't think that'd be possible, sweetie. Not after the sendoff you gave me last night, that's for sure.

PurpleKoosh · Post by **PurpleKoosh** » Wed Dec 29, 2004 5:50 pm

samtzu wrote:Guiness and Bushmills... please...

Sounds like the beginnings of a drink I watched the bartender serve at karaoke last week:

Irish Car Bomb
Whiskey & Bailey's, layered in a shot glass.

Depth-charge the shot into a pint of Guinness.

Slam the pint.

(For added entertainment value, the bartender poured 151 on the bartop and lit it first.)

PurpleKoosh · Post by **PurpleKoosh** » Wed Dec 29, 2004 5:55 pm

geekster wrote:So I am seriously considering going to Burning Bush on the playa this 4th of July ... who else wants to go?

http://www.burninbush.org

The 4th is my husband's birthday. Wonder if I could talk him into it....

(Then again, his sister's expecting her first child later in the month; he may not want to be that incommunicado.)

PurpleKoosh · Post by **PurpleKoosh** » Wed Dec 29, 2004 6:00 pm

samtzu wrote:I actually was awarded the "Shit Detail" in Vietnam, for awhile (before they decided I would make a better open field target). I would have to take the barrells out from under the shitters (often while the shittee was doing his business), load it onto a truck whose bed was shoulder high (try not slopping that!), drive the truck to a location "outside the wire", pour the contents in a trench, douse the muck with diesel fuel, set it on fire, and then rake it while it burned to make sure it all burned cleanly...

My husband got his ArCom for knowing his shit - literally. (He got volunteered to be his unit's Field Hygiene & Sanitation NCO...and was the ONLY person who maxed the test at the end of the training.)

geekster · Post by **geekster** » Wed Dec 29, 2004 6:01 pm

Sometimes I am so glad I wasn't in the REAL Army.

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Wed Dec 29, 2004 6:08 pm

don't say 'army' too much...you'll awaken the Golom of Illinois.

nipples · Post by **nipples** » Wed Dec 29, 2004 7:08 pm

Sons (& daughters) of bitches!

I just read like twenty pages & NO ONE WAS DRINKING!

~tosses EVERYONE from bar, sits & drinks~

paps · Post by **paps** » Wed Dec 29, 2004 7:12 pm

~acting as bouncer to keep non-drinkers/curious from bar~

Heh!

Where are you going, now?

amnesia · Post by **amnesia** » Wed Dec 29, 2004 7:14 pm

I'd like a boozey booze person drink,
with extra booze, please!

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Wed Dec 29, 2004 7:16 pm

---------Poof! extra booze!-------------
Here ya go!

paps · Post by **paps** » Wed Dec 29, 2004 7:17 pm

You may pass, amnesia, Seeker of the Buzz.

amnesia · Post by **amnesia** » Wed Dec 29, 2004 7:22 pm

Thanks for the boozey drink, helitack!!

~sips boozey drink & slaps bouncer with tits while passing happily~

PurpleKoosh · Post by **PurpleKoosh** » Wed Dec 29, 2004 7:30 pm

nipples wrote:Sons (& daughters) of bitches!

I just read like twenty pages & NO ONE WAS DRINKING!

~tosses EVERYONE from bar, sits & drinks~

What - we're not allowed to TALK?

(And hey - at least I was talking about booze!)

geekster · Post by **geekster** » Wed Dec 29, 2004 7:38 pm

http://www.kjherreradesign.com/csc/page ... events.htm

This has been a public service message brought to you by ...

Boozey Booze! Now 43% Boozier!

nipples · Post by **nipples** » Wed Dec 29, 2004 7:39 pm

in a perfect world
you refuel
every third vowel

~asking for the drink~

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Wed Dec 29, 2004 7:40 pm

------Poof! The wand lights the Hot Tub!-----------

geekster · Post by **geekster** » Wed Dec 29, 2004 7:45 pm

oops, I should have read that closer, didn't realize there was a small charge for those events ... hmm, I don't want anyone thinking I am promoting them in any commercial way, just thought the course material looked, uhm ... interesting.

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Wed Dec 29, 2004 8:01 pm

raises glass and says..."here's to lost socks"

now if I can only keep the snoghts (snoots, snawts shit what a word)
out of my Jäger, I'll be fine. Anybody see my tsunami video?

geekster · Post by **geekster** » Wed Dec 29, 2004 8:13 pm

Wow! You have your very own Tsunami? Lucky DOG! Sure, can I see the video of it?

The Bar

Hmmmppphhh.