Great ideas here, all. Is it conceivable that once a person is revirginated that they may now participate in administering the ceremony to other crusty souls? The Carcass Wash comes to mind.
Here's a simple, low cost idea. The color most representing purity and virgninity would be white, yes? Imagine the gauntlet all holding the sides of king size sheets, fluttering in the wind as they approach and then consume you. It could provide an immediate state change for the crusty vet, especially if their spouse cannot see what kind of brief "gifting" is going on under the attack of swaddling once it is lowered. For virgins less inclined, they could just cop a feel from the outside or sing a song through it. The sheets could even be painted with "Reverginator" or a symbol representing purity such as the Fleur De Lis:
All this text about virgins and Alah has probably flagged the FBI computers to follow this thread. Let's give them a good show.
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