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Re: your stupid joke here

Post by Canoe » Wed Jun 17, 2020 5:51 am

I was there at night and this guy comes up pulls up his sleeve and he is wearing like 5 high end watches and offers to sell me a 600 dollar Bulova watch for 130 dollars. That's not that high end but way more than i would spend on something i never wear. I tell him no and he drops the price to 90$. I say no again and he gets upset telling me im crazy for passing up a deal like that as he knows that its a 600$ watch because he stole it from that shop over there and he points to a shop that is about 30 meters away.
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Re: your stupid joke here

Post by DoctorIknow » Wed Jun 17, 2020 8:02 am

Canoe wrote:
Wed Jun 17, 2020 5:51 am
I was there at night and this guy comes up pulls up his sleeve and he is wearing like 5 high end watches and offers to sell me a 600 dollar Bulova watch for 130 dollars. That's not that high end but way more than i would spend on something i never wear. I tell him no and he drops the price to 90$. I say no again and he gets upset telling me im crazy for passing up a deal like that as he knows that its a 600$ watch because he stole it from that shop over there and he points to a shop that is about 30 meters away.
I was an "Ordinary Seaman," 19yr.old, on a merchant ship, and at a port somewhere, some guy came crawling out of the hold and opened his jacket which had watches hanging on it...just like in the movies. There was a beautiful Bulova, and I bargained him down (as if!). Took it to my cabin and admired it. Turned it over and the back was really cheap steel. Held it to my ear and the tic tic sounded like a tin can rolling slowly down a hill. Looked at the front and it was a Boliva, not a Bulova. Opened the porthole and tossed it, pissed of at myself but knowing right away it was a very cheap lesson that would serve me well in the future...

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Re: your stupid joke here

Post by Canoe » Mon Jul 06, 2020 10:17 pm

Guy nearly died...

Split in different countries due to COVID-19, a guy reports his girlfriend had her 35th birthday without them together. She decided to go out to a recently re-opened bar/restaurant and ordered a glass of wine. Sipping the wine in the evening breeze, she mentions to the waiter that it's her birthday. He appeared to think she was hoping for a discount on the somewhat expensive wine, and said "We'll top you up a few times". Then he winked at her when he said, "Besides, you don't look a day over 35."
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Re: your stupid pompeo here

Post by Simon of the Playa » Fri Jul 10, 2020 4:06 am

mike is a fucking joke.

and it’s not even funny.


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Re: your stupid joke here

Post by FIGJAM » Thu Jul 16, 2020 6:37 am

Lately when I go out for supply's, wearing my mask, if I get any greeting, I cheerfully reply loud enough to hear "maw fwa na boo ray".

So far it gets a laugh every time. :lol:
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Re: your fucking hilarious joke here

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Re: your stupid joke here

Post by lucky420 » Mon Jul 20, 2020 3:17 pm

^^^ yep biggest joke ever
Oh my god, it's HUGE!

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Post by Popeye » Thu Sep 17, 2020 11:44 am

Don't open an email with the title "Knock Knock".

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Post by Miura-7 » Mon Oct 05, 2020 8:14 pm

As the presidential physician walked toward the podium carrying a gallon of bleach. He cleared his throat, and said. "He didn't make it."

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Re: your stupid joke here

Post by Canoe » Fri Oct 30, 2020 9:07 pm

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Video games are giving kids unrealistic expectations on how many swords they can carry.
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