The Bar

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Thu Dec 30, 2004 8:19 am

there are some great ones right around #330 of the santa kick line.

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Thu Dec 30, 2004 8:23 am

......It's *all* about you, doncha know, Ms. Jackson? :wink:

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Thu Dec 30, 2004 8:24 am

hey, what's the mail status today *jumping up and down*

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Thu Dec 30, 2004 8:30 am

....pending.....{scans out window for cute mailman}

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Thu Dec 30, 2004 8:31 am

get the cute mailman! and the mail! and have a drink on me while you're at it!

(i shoulda sent it UPS. *sigh*)

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Thu Dec 30, 2004 8:33 am

........or I shoulda had you send it to my mother's, like Tisha did with the book......*sigh* {scans out window for cute bartendress}

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Thu Dec 30, 2004 8:35 am

wait.. why... does the mail not come to your house?
is the mailman cuter?

i think it's just holiday slowness. they said by Tuesday, hopefully, but AR is a long ways from here and there was a holiday and it did snow.

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Thu Dec 30, 2004 8:38 am

HE CAME! HE CAME! THE MAILMAN JUST CAME! AND HE BROUGHT.......

The water bill.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Thu Dec 30, 2004 8:40 am

helitack wrote:----------Poof! Jaeger y Sryup of Ipecac!-------------
Here ya go!

******heli sneaks to Hot Tub, extinguishes the fire, saves the wood for a night with more girls************

* he also fears the apperence of CBA's tsunami.*

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Thu Dec 30, 2004 8:41 am

helitack wrote:Only 981 more pages til 2000.

Poof! heli calls it a night, crawls into bed, dreaming..........

What is our next milestone page anyway? 1066?

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Thu Dec 30, 2004 8:42 am

gigglesnort wrote:HE CAME! HE CAME! THE MAILMAN JUST CAME! AND HE BROUGHT.......

The water bill.

go fuck the mailman to punish him. damn him, damn him, damn him.
i don't care how cute he is.

*harumph*

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Thu Dec 30, 2004 8:42 am

gigglesnort wrote:I can see nary a one of those, Ms. Jackson. {pouts}

They are Forbidden to the Fishy, alas.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Thu Dec 30, 2004 8:43 am

gigglesnort wrote:HE CAME! HE CAME! THE MAILMAN JUST CAME! AND HE BROUGHT.......

The water bill.

Water is life to some of us. . .

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Thu Dec 30, 2004 8:45 am

So those damn cats are still prowling around here. *and the smelled the bait too, not good*
Trap's ready for when they show up again.

*crosses finspines for luck*

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Thu Dec 30, 2004 8:47 am

theCryptofishist wrote:
gigglesnort wrote:I can see nary a one of those, Ms. Jackson. {pouts}
They are Forbidden to the Fishy, alas.

too bad, lydia looks hot.

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Thu Dec 30, 2004 8:50 am

Rian Jackson wrote:........go fuck the mailman ........

Not the first time this particular thought crossed my mind......

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Thu Dec 30, 2004 9:32 am

* cute bartendress wanders in looking dazed, mumbling about LA traffic and her mother...
she stares at faces that seem familiar and comforting, but can't seem to place them.
her hand falls comfortably onto the bar, but doesn't seem to know what to do there...
she slowly sinks onto a barstool, fixes her gaze on the mirror and drools just a little bit... *

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Thu Dec 30, 2004 9:42 am

i'm getting you a drink, doll.

here ya go. don't even ask what's in it.

welcome back.
*smooch*

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Thu Dec 30, 2004 9:52 am

* smiles weakly at the adorable gal who offers her a drink, stares into it and timidly sips, then drinks, then slugs entire contents of glass... slams it onto the bar, sits up straight and grins from ear to ear *

yeeeeeEEEEEE-fuckin- HAWWW!!!!!!

Now THAT'S better!! Hey, Rian!! Thanks, baby! I miss you, my sister...

all of you.

can't stay, either... i have missed sooooo many pages, i can't even believe it.

here's some chocolates (with just one lil secret ingredient, heehee) and some stroopwaffles (waffle cookies filled with crystalized maple) and a whole bag of blinky jewelry...take yer pick!

* sniff! ... ah.... ah..... AH...CHOO!!!! *

ooh... fuck!
is there a CAT in here???

kisses and playa love to all!!

stuart · Post by **stuart** » Thu Dec 30, 2004 11:10 am

don't worry honey.

We are gonna fix you right up tomorrow night.

stuart · Post by **stuart** » Thu Dec 30, 2004 11:13 am

I think 1024 is a pretty significant page. Since we are all chatting via base 2 and all.

what goes with that for a drink? a black and tan er something like that?

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Thu Dec 30, 2004 12:07 pm

Fishy needs drink. Fishy needs big fruity drink with lots of floating toys to play with. Fishy need morale boost.

Fishy also wonders when newest eplayan "soxeatsbabies" is going to come in here and start causing trouble.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Thu Dec 30, 2004 12:08 pm

stuart wrote:I think 1024 is a pretty significant page. Since we are all chatting via base 2 and all.

what goes with that for a drink? a black and tan er something like that?

Wouldn't black and white make more sence? or is this some sort of "Fuzzy Logic" thing?

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Thu Dec 30, 2004 12:10 pm

Oh fishy, here, one for you, one for me {two big fruity tropical drink concoctions with many toys floating about and straws}

I say crabby in the dearest sence.....my own mother is a crab (July 7) as is Sarah June (July 21). I think in all the years I've known my mother, I've seen her go out on new year's exactly twice!

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Thu Dec 30, 2004 12:12 pm

Thanks giggles. I've long since given up on the idea that I will someday have a personality makeover and understand the rest of yous. (The whole whirled--not just eplaya.) It's just that I seem so boring when we start talking parites. (I"m even worse attending them. Wall flower doesn't even begin to get to it.)

*sips drink and looks around for uninvited cats.*

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Thu Dec 30, 2004 12:29 pm

tisha2 wrote:here's some chocolates (with just one lil secret ingredient, heehee) and some stroopwaffles (waffle cookies filled with crystalized maple) and a whole bag of blinky jewelry...take yer pick!

Sensei's got dibs on the chocolate and stroopwaffles! You kids can pick through the blinky jewelry, but keep your mitts off the chocolate and stroopwaffles, 'nkay?

And remember kiddies, New Year's Eve is, and has always been, and always will be, amatuer night. Let those wimps have their little one-night-a-year... We'll take the other 364.

Over and out,
Sensei

P.S. I might share the chocolate, but ixnay on the stroopwaffles!

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Thu Dec 30, 2004 12:31 pm

well, I've read about old goats being rather social, and I always want to be, and sometimes I am, but I often get recurrences of the wallflowers (maybe inherited from my mother?) I am readily shy and tongue tied in groups.

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Thu Dec 30, 2004 12:36 pm

Hey! WTFIU?

I am in some NYC chess shop\internet cafe minus the cafe.

You want Snapple? No problem. Anything else, your problem.

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Thu Dec 30, 2004 12:47 pm

gigglesnort wrote:well, I've read about old goats being rather social, and I always want to be, and sometimes I am, but I often get recurrences of the wallflowers (maybe inherited from my mother?) I am readily shy and tongue tied in groups.

Goats until about mid-life tend to be loners and gravitate to small circles of friends. There are exceptions as usual. The typical reason for feeling like loners is the feeling that most people do not understand our dry humor and our different view of the world. I have learned to embrace my lonerness in many ways.

Jason

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Thu Dec 30, 2004 12:48 pm

i hear ya'll. it can take a great deal of effort for me not to do wallflower.
i've been seen in the bar writing and reading on several occasions.

guilty as charged.