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Post by Simply Joel » Tue Dec 28, 2004 4:05 am

i need some fucking uninterrupted sleep

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Post by GuinivereElise » Tue Dec 28, 2004 6:52 am

fuck!

I have a fuck!ing blister on my pinkie, and I fuck!ing missed a date with RJ last night!

Fuck!!

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Post by helitack » Tue Dec 28, 2004 6:54 am

FUCK! I need some coffee. Need some help?

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Post by Rian Jackson » Tue Dec 28, 2004 7:34 am

ok, what the Fuck!??

i walked in my apartment door last night - my locked, 5th floor apartment door - and there was a grey cat (one of the 4FKotA???) staring at me. i told said cat to leave. the cat did not leave. after checking to make sure i was in the correct abode, and not hallucinating, i picked up the cat and put it in the hall. it was quiet. it was fuzzy. it didn't really even squirm.

i shut my door, confused. i realised i should do more than leave a cat in the hall. i left my apartment again. the cat was outside my door, examining the elevator. i picked up the cat. i went downstairs. 'wayne,' i greeted the manager, 'look what i found.' he offered that i could keep it. or perhaps begged is the right word. despite the fact that i've never met such an agreeable cat, i refused.

half an hour later, the cat was returned to the next door apartment, having apparently wormed it's way in through a tiny opening in the window. having been exposed to said apartment, i can't blame the cat. damn.

a thorough search for leavings revealed NO cat piss, NO cat shit, and NOTHING torn apart, just some enormous rubbermaids which the cat toppled over.

on second thought, maybe it had nothing to do with the 4FKotA.
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Post by helitack » Tue Dec 28, 2004 7:38 am

Or maybe is was a sign...................


















Fuck

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Post by Rian Jackson » Tue Dec 28, 2004 7:56 am

FUUUUUUUUUCK!!!

ok, Riot Folk is freaking me out. one week until performance time.... we're talking possible KBCS on air time, interviews and music, recordings, Stranger interviews.

i'm so fucking out of my league. why oh why oh why did ck ask me to do this? and why oh fucking why did i say yes????

Fuck!

i'm gonna piss my pants - then and now.
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Post by gigglesnort » Tue Dec 28, 2004 2:12 pm

I have yet to fucking sleep. What was I thinking???

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Post by geekster » Tue Dec 28, 2004 2:58 pm

Rian Jackson wrote:ok, what the Fuck!??


on second thought, maybe it had nothing to do with the 4FKotA.
Hmm, did you try masturbating? (see bar thread)
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Post by Rian Jackson » Thu Dec 30, 2004 8:46 am

exploding kitties!

Well, Fuck!
after another few mostly sleepless nights, it looked like last night would hold some restful success. then those Fuck!wits who have recently decided to yell in the street every Fuck!ing night sometime between 1am and 3am started up! after 15 Fuck!ing minutes of that i was wide, wide a-Fuck!ing-wake.

At first i had homicidal thoughts. And then i realised that squirrels are the answer. I'm going to throw squirrels at them. If my aim is good enough their faces should get clawed off.

Sweet Fuck!ing revenge.
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Post by Rob the Wop » Thu Dec 30, 2004 9:07 am

Rian Jackson wrote:exploding kitties!

Well, Fuck!
after another few mostly sleepless nights, it looked like last night would hold some restful success. then those Fuck!wits who have recently decided to yell in the street every Fuck!ing night sometime between 1am and 3am started up! after 15 Fuck!ing minutes of that i was wide, wide a-Fuck!ing-wake.

At first i had homicidal thoughts. And then i realised that squirrels are the answer. I'm going to throw squirrels at them. If my aim is good enough their faces should get clawed off.

Sweet Fuck!ing revenge.
Should I bring my bullhorn up there?

A simple, "Could you move just three feet to the right? A tree is blocking my aim. Thank you." should do it.
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Post by Rian Jackson » Thu Dec 30, 2004 9:11 am

and squirrels, please.

i like that when there are traffic accidents at my intersection (everyday) and the cops come (rarely) you can throw donuts at them from my window.

ok, i know it's low, but it was REALLY fun.
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Post by Rian Jackson » Thu Dec 30, 2004 3:07 pm

FUCK!

got 'postcarded' here by UPS. i am dealing with the most idiotic people known to human kind.

they've tried to convince me three times already that my name is Lauri and that i'm at 14-something boren.

GODDAMNIT & FUCK!
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Post by helitack » Thu Dec 30, 2004 3:20 pm

I say Fuck! AND Goddammitt!
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Post by samtzu » Thu Dec 30, 2004 3:50 pm

My job disappears January 31st...

... fuck...
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Post by Rian Jackson » Thu Dec 30, 2004 3:51 pm

what about the Fuck!ing job you interviewed for?
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Post by samtzu » Thu Dec 30, 2004 4:01 pm

Rian Jackson wrote:what about the Fuck!ing job you interviewed for?
They picked somebody else... although they did have the grace to ask me if I would like to work for them in the future, to which I replied "Yes", but without all the begging, cringing, and ass kissing that usually goes along with corporate responses... *sigh* Well, things will work out: they always do.
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Post by theCryptofishist » Thu Dec 30, 2004 4:12 pm

f*ckin computer has no memory or brain. hate hate hate.
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Post by cowboyangel » Thu Dec 30, 2004 4:48 pm

fishy be nice to your computer...it has feelings and it's your portal to ..............us! of course
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Post by cowboyangel » Thu Dec 30, 2004 4:50 pm

oopps....Fishy Understands Cute Kilts (f.u.c.k.)
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Post by bullD » Sat Jan 01, 2005 2:39 pm

I've got the flu, missed out on last nights celebrations, missing today's continuance of aforementioned celebrations...

What the fuck, it's a new day/year, I have my health(mostly intact at the moment), goals that I will continue to work towards, and my family and friends to enjoy it all with. :)

Happy Fukin New Years Everybody! :D

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Post by robbidobbs » Sun Jan 02, 2005 12:46 pm

Fucking chest congestion has me coughing a fucking lot. And I make a living with my voice, and it sounds fucking terrible. Need to get more expectorant and get this goop out of my lungs.

Fuck.

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Post by Martiansky » Sun Jan 02, 2005 1:23 pm

Fucking snowplow driver did a shit-ass job! He left the snow 6 feet from the curb! Bastages!
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Post by geekster » Sun Jan 02, 2005 11:51 pm

robbidobbs wrote:Fucking chest congestion has me coughing a fucking lot. And I make a living with my voice, and it sounds fucking terrible. Need to get more expectorant and get this goop out of my lungs.

Fuck.
Steam and lots of it works great for de-gooping me. The hotter the better. Get someone to pat your back steadily for as long as you both can stand it while in the steam and it will loosen the crap up faster. Fuck I hate chest congestion.
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Post by diane o'thirst » Mon Jan 03, 2005 10:06 pm

I went to see <i>A Series of Unfortunate Events</i> for my fuckin' birthday.

No, it's not the fuckin' movie I'm cussing about. It's that goddamn fuckin' song!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If you've seen the movie, you know what I'm talking about. If you go see the movie, you'll fuckin' KNOW what I'm talking about. Go see it anyway, Jim Carrey makes up for any amount of fuckin' cross-eyed Smurfaciousness...
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Post by Kristy Kreme » Mon Jan 03, 2005 10:18 pm

Fuck, I LOVE my job!

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Post by helitack » Mon Jan 03, 2005 10:29 pm

I see it is a good night in the far desert.
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Post by tisha2 » Tue Jan 04, 2005 12:33 am

fuck! i fought through several phone calls to get to the eplaya and now no one's here!!

fuck! i am stupidly into someone who is playing GAMES with me!

fuck! i do NOT need this!!!! i have a life! i have a family! i am happy here all on my own! i do not need doubts cast from nowhere!

fuck! a little attention would sure help, though....at least a warm body in my bed...???

fuck...
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Post by gigglesnort » Tue Jan 04, 2005 5:46 am

Not a fucking thing in the fucking mail yet, Rian Dear. Fuck!

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Post by GuinivereElise » Tue Jan 04, 2005 6:20 am

FUCK! Tish, dear, I don't think it's probably MY warm body in your bed that you want, but you know that if it WAS, I'd be there in a heartbeat, right?? You RAWK girlie... don't let anyone's trip convince you otherwise.

(we could always talk to the 4WoTA about him... :twisted: )

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Post by Sandwichman » Tue Jan 04, 2005 9:53 am

Fuck! Tickets go on sale tomorrow! Woo Fucking Hoo!
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