The Bar

nipples · Post by **nipples** » Fri Dec 31, 2004 12:41 am

Hello, Sensei!

I just went to see your freind from
page 1023.

Wrote this about her on this here
bar napkin...

~sets wrinkled mess & smooths out with rough hands!\

I like her snowflaked icycle tiara.
& her forehead, glasses, nose lips & chin.

As for her cheeks, quite pinchable.
Lips most heavenly hued
her chin understates
it all!

That gown!
It haunts my dreams,
avalanch of snow!

~blushes at her
second applique,
pointed too, just thus~

Flippers?
Yes, held by arms
mighty enough
to hold
that man

Anyways, I could use a beer right about now.
In a bottle, if you got it!

(I'll be reading from 1023 til current from here on out til.. umm.. current... so don't get pissed if I am signed on yet non-respnsive. Like a dick.)

nipples · Post by **nipples** » Fri Dec 31, 2004 1:04 am

~just barely climbs over bar, falls to floor behind~

Hello?

nipples · Post by **nipples** » Fri Dec 31, 2004 1:14 am

Oh crap.

I just pissed my pants,
& no one was under me.

~crys in beer on black rubber mat~

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Fri Dec 31, 2004 6:06 am

{begins to walk in bar, then notices pissy smell, retreats quickly}

Ewww!

{returns with fire truck, lights flashing (siren silent, tis morning still!), and hoses down the bar}

A little drippy, but it smells better......

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Fri Dec 31, 2004 7:13 am

Uh-oh. Too much coffee, not enough sleep. Focus, Bucket, focus.

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Fri Dec 31, 2004 7:15 am

uh oh, not enough coffee, too many kids........breathe giggles, breathe......put......down......the duck tape......

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Fri Dec 31, 2004 7:19 am

I suggest putting down the duck first.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Fri Dec 31, 2004 7:19 am

hey yall...anybody out there??

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Fri Dec 31, 2004 7:21 am

What's up, anal baby? Are ya thirsty? Are ya hungry? What can I get you for? Um, get for you?

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Fri Dec 31, 2004 7:23 am

Lampie, why is Giggs calling you 'anal baby'? That seems, um, sort-of personal.

No coffee for me, thanks.

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Fri Dec 31, 2004 7:24 am

Didn't I read somewhere that he was changing it? Or am I making things up in my head again.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Fri Dec 31, 2004 7:29 am

no...your right...its going to be my 2005 playa name
Captain Dr. Duke Anal-Baby Freud, Ph.D
yeah...i could use a drink...gimme a screwdriver on the rocks...only without all that nasty bitter orange juice
and pass de duthcy pon de lef an sigh hurr baby

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Fri Dec 31, 2004 7:32 am

......ere......{long smoky exhalation, puts on dorky glasses, begins to research "screwdriver" recipe}

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Fri Dec 31, 2004 7:36 am

it was a joke gigs...a screwdriver is just oj and vodka...and 'on the rocks' means with ice...whered you learn how to bartend???
pffffffffffft.........pfffffffffffffffff-pfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffttttt

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Fri Dec 31, 2004 7:47 am

......it was just a joke lampie; I kinda knew that already (but I didn't learn how to bartend anywhere).

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Fri Dec 31, 2004 7:48 am

Could I have a martini, stirred, not shaken?

...the name is Tzu... Sam Tzu...

CoworkerLurker · Post by **CoworkerLurker** » Fri Dec 31, 2004 7:54 am

Ooh! Ooh! I wanna see Gigglesnort in dorky glasses! (but then, I might swoon)

Damn. What am I doing in a bar? I don't feel like drinking this morning.

Hell, I might even get some work done today.

Nah.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Fri Dec 31, 2004 7:56 am

lurker...its new years eve...might as well get started early...cheers

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Fri Dec 31, 2004 7:57 am

In case anyone is interested, I am attempting to ground myself by eating some pasta. I hope it works; I am a little out of my mind today.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Fri Dec 31, 2004 8:00 am

make sure you put lots of parmasan cheese on it

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Fri Dec 31, 2004 8:05 am

Good luck, buckethead.....let us know how it goes.......

{pushes dorky glasses back up on nose, renews research efforts, this time focusing on 'martini'}

Where is the real bartendress, anyway? Sheesh.

CoworkerLurker · Post by **CoworkerLurker** » Fri Dec 31, 2004 8:07 am

Last I heard, she was dealing with LA traffic and her mother.

Aaaaah!

CoworkerLurker · Post by **CoworkerLurker** » Fri Dec 31, 2004 8:09 am

Duke- thanks, but I'll wait. Go for it, though.

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Fri Dec 31, 2004 8:09 am

Nope. Maybe I need to do some work. Nah. Fuggit. Maybe write a letter.

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Fri Dec 31, 2004 8:14 am

I just had a breakfast choice of Little Chocolate Donuts or Greasy Chimichanga... I went with the grease. Like beer, it's not just for breakfast anymore...

CoworkerLurker · Post by **CoworkerLurker** » Fri Dec 31, 2004 8:21 am

Bucket- when dealing with a day (ok, most) where I can't focus, I often wonder why I can't just enjoy a blurry day.

Then I remember the part about paying for food and shelter.

So hard to decide.

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Fri Dec 31, 2004 8:31 am

Thanks, CWL. I The food helped a little. I think I now need to get out and get some air.

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Fri Dec 31, 2004 8:49 am

good morning all. I need a drink. A beeeeg drink.

is it too early to drink champagne??

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Fri Dec 31, 2004 8:50 am

It's never too early for champagne, especially today... some Dom?

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Fri Dec 31, 2004 8:54 am

fuck. whatever you got.