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Post by gigglesnort » Fri Dec 31, 2004 9:19 pm

Hey Magikal Mhendi! Keep yer vodka, take this:

{plants a big giggly kiss right on his smacker}

HAPPY NEW YEAR!

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Post by Mister Jellyfish Mister » Fri Dec 31, 2004 9:34 pm

(Stumbling in holding bottle of Glenmorangie as though choking chicken)

Happy fucking new years you fucks! I love you fuckers! Fuck you fuckers all you. I love you all. Kiss me 'till I'm sober enough to fuck! Calo calay! It begins! So it goes! This is IT!
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Post by samtzu » Fri Dec 31, 2004 9:34 pm

My turn...

Miss Giggles... here is a New Years Kiss, and a patented Samtzu® hug from me... and more, if you want to step into the back room for a few minutes... or hours...

Let me know, but the hug is genuine, and may your next year be filled with Joy unending, and overflowing...

Sam
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Post by gigglesnort » Fri Dec 31, 2004 9:35 pm

{sniffs armpits, checks breath, rubs front teeth with shirtsleeve, winks in hte mirror, folds arms on hte window ledge of hte box and looks around at the empty room}

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Post by samtzu » Fri Dec 31, 2004 9:36 pm

gigglesnort wrote:{sniffs armpits, checks breath, rubs front teeth with shirtsleeve, winks in hte mirror, folds arms on hte window ledge of hte box and looks around at the empty room}
My turn... Come here, Darlin'....
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Post by gigglesnort » Fri Dec 31, 2004 9:38 pm

WHOA! Hey! There you all are! Muah Mr. Mister Jellyfish, you fucking jellyfish motherfucker you! Happy fucking new year!

Hey! It's NEW YEARS HERE! Woo hoo! Firecrackers going off all around!

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Post by gigglesnort » Fri Dec 31, 2004 9:39 pm

Mmmm, oh my.......Mr. Tzu!!!!!!!!!! I like yer kisses......

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Post by helitack » Fri Dec 31, 2004 9:45 pm

I would like some kisses too!
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Post by gigglesnort » Fri Dec 31, 2004 9:47 pm

Okay, okay........that's enough.....Mr. Tzu, PLEASE! Woody! What are you doing here?!

Um, okay heli's up next! {swigs some spring water, pops a peppermint, applies some peppermint lip balm}

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Post by samtzu » Fri Dec 31, 2004 9:48 pm

helitack wrote:I would like some kisses too!
Uhhhhh... yeah... however, I don't go that way... but (blows a kiss) here... now, go check out one of the ladies, okay?

... sheeesh...
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Post by Woodrow » Fri Dec 31, 2004 9:50 pm

HEY!!! GIGGLESNORT!!! WHAT ABOUT ME?... DO I GET A KISS TOO?.... WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Hey! It's me!!!

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Post by Magikal » Fri Dec 31, 2004 9:53 pm

gigglesnort wrote:Hey Magikal Mhendi! Keep yer vodka, take this:

{plants a big giggly kiss right on his smacker}

HAPPY NEW YEAR!
*Whoof!*

Whoo-hoo! Knew there was a reason I loved this burner stuff...

Yeee-Haaaa! Not New Years' yet for me, 1:43 yet to go, but DAMN, I sure got a start on a good year! :D :D :D

Thank you, Miss Giggles!
"All the great villainies of history have been perpetrated by sober men, and chiefly by teetotalers"

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Post by samtzu » Fri Dec 31, 2004 9:53 pm

Uhhhh, ignore the little fucker... he thinks he's cute.. and as we all know, he's anything but cute....

... YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS...

Yeah, you wish.... wrinkled little thing...
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Post by helitack » Fri Dec 31, 2004 9:53 pm

Poof! instantly WOODrOW disaaperaese h=shit im fcked up woodrwo is gone!
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Post by gigglesnort » Fri Dec 31, 2004 9:53 pm

Oh, Woody.......can't leave the little guy out! A little peppermint kiss for the tip of yer little head...... :wink:

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Post by samtzu » Fri Dec 31, 2004 9:54 pm

helitack wrote:Poof! instantly WOODrOW disaaperaese h=shit im fcked up woodrwo is gone!
How ya' doin', Bud... you appear to be wasted... which is alright, unless you're on call....
The revolutionary does not grow up because he cannot grow, while the creative individual cannot grow up because he keeps growing ~~ Eric Hoffer

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Post by gigglesnort » Fri Dec 31, 2004 9:54 pm

{giggles plants one on heli}

Happy New Year!

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Post by helitack » Fri Dec 31, 2004 9:55 pm

----and heli crumbles yet agian from the bar, has a 0600 call tomorrow. happy goDDamm New year my friends!
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Post by gigglesnort » Fri Dec 31, 2004 9:55 pm

{Helen of Troy sits back to watch the show}

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Post by Woodrow » Fri Dec 31, 2004 9:55 pm

[quote="gigglesnort"]Oh, Woody.......can't leave the little guy out! A little peppermint kiss for the tip of yer little head...... :wink:[/quote]OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, PEPPERMINT!!!! I love peppermint....

...what other flavors ya' got?....[/b][/i]
Hey! It's me!!!

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Post by gigglesnort » Fri Dec 31, 2004 9:59 pm

{poking around in toy bag}

Lesseee........cherry? Mmmmm, coconut! Uh........ what's yer favorite, Woodrow?

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Post by samtzu » Fri Dec 31, 2004 9:59 pm

That's enough of that! Here ya' go, Buddy... Back under the kilt
... HEY! STOP! LEAVE ME ALONEEEEEEEEEEUUPPPPmmmggffffphhph !!!
Sorry folks... okay, move along, nothing to see here....

However, Miss Snort... what are you doing later?
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Post by Zulegoona » Fri Dec 31, 2004 10:00 pm

Happppy neeew year, from the central time zone

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Post by Magikal » Fri Dec 31, 2004 10:01 pm

Lordy, all of this is being captured for perpetuity... sure a good thing no one has a camera here, we'd all not be able to show our faces at work next week.

People a year from now will be able to come back and see, graven in stone (or at least in electronic media) what, precisely, took place on the e-playa in the hours & minutes leading up to 2005. History in the making, fluid hyrogriphics...
"All the great villainies of history have been perpetrated by sober men, and chiefly by teetotalers"

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Post by samtzu » Fri Dec 31, 2004 10:02 pm

Two more hours for us Left Coasters... *sigh*... well, 2005 is a relentless jugernaut that will come upon us whether we are ready or not... And electronic media is more permanent that we could imagine... shit...
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Post by gigglesnort » Fri Dec 31, 2004 10:03 pm

Watch out Zuggie, I'm coming at you from the central time zone with a big sloppy kiss! Mwaah!

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Post by gigglesnort » Fri Dec 31, 2004 10:04 pm

Magikal wrote:Lordy, all of this is being captured for perpetuity... sure a good thing no one has a camera here, we'd all not be able to show our faces at work next week.

People a year from now will be able to come back and see, graven in stone (or at least in electronic media) what, precisely, took place on the e-playa in the hours & minutes leading up to 2005. History in the making, fluid hyrogriphics...
The Living Word! Can you say hallelujah?

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Post by samtzu » Fri Dec 31, 2004 10:05 pm

I think I'll zip through a few of my avatars here for a bit. What do you think of this one?

And, Miss Snort... when will you learn to spell "The"?
The revolutionary does not grow up because he cannot grow, while the creative individual cannot grow up because he keeps growing ~~ Eric Hoffer

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Post by gigglesnort » Fri Dec 31, 2004 10:06 pm

Never, and *you* can't make me! Ha ha!

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Post by samtzu » Fri Dec 31, 2004 10:08 pm

gigglesnort wrote:Never, and *you* can't make me! Ha ha!
God, I love that!!! That actually makes me hot all over...

Must be the new year or something... yeeeeeeee-owwwwwwww.....
The revolutionary does not grow up because he cannot grow, while the creative individual cannot grow up because he keeps growing ~~ Eric Hoffer

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