Hahahahaha I miss you!
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I miss everyone.
*** The Burning Man Survival Guide ***
"I must've lost it when I was twerking at the trash fence." -- BBadger
"Snark away, ePlaya, you magnificent bastards." -- McStrangle
"I must've lost it when I was twerking at the trash fence." -- BBadger
"Snark away, ePlaya, you magnificent bastards." -- McStrangle
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*** The Burning Man Survival Guide ***
"I must've lost it when I was twerking at the trash fence." -- BBadger
"Snark away, ePlaya, you magnificent bastards." -- McStrangle
"I must've lost it when I was twerking at the trash fence." -- BBadger
"Snark away, ePlaya, you magnificent bastards." -- McStrangle
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Hi Lucky! 
*** The Burning Man Survival Guide ***
"I must've lost it when I was twerking at the trash fence." -- BBadger
"Snark away, ePlaya, you magnificent bastards." -- McStrangle
"I must've lost it when I was twerking at the trash fence." -- BBadger
"Snark away, ePlaya, you magnificent bastards." -- McStrangle
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Simon of the Playa
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Frida Be You & Me
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Which one of us should give Susanna "the talk"?
With my lack of computer-defensive skills, I dare not even open her link.
With my lack of computer-defensive skills, I dare not even open her link.
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So.
Do we have an Awkward Post of the Year award?
A TMI award?
Do we have an Awkward Post of the Year award?
A TMI award?
4.669
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That's one word I regret googling during breakfast.
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Video games are giving kids unrealistic expectations on how many swords they can carry.
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, but don't harm the red dragon that frequents the area from time to time. He and I have an agreement.
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That's one word I regret googling during breakfast.
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Video games are giving kids unrealistic expectations on how many swords they can carry.
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, but don't harm the red dragon that frequents the area from time to time. He and I have an agreement.
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Thanks.
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Simon of the Playa
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Someone left the door open & the lights on, and while everyone was sleeping, the miniature poodle from next door came in and was running all around, banging his head on the furniture, crapping here & there, trying to get someone to notice him and pet him...
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That's one word I regret googling during breakfast.
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Video games are giving kids unrealistic expectations on how many swords they can carry.
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, but don't harm the red dragon that frequents the area from time to time. He and I have an agreement.
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That's one word I regret googling during breakfast.
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Video games are giving kids unrealistic expectations on how many swords they can carry.
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, but don't harm the red dragon that frequents the area from time to time. He and I have an agreement.
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some seeing eye
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Wow!
Commodified stupidity is stupidity and has no place on ePlaya.
Commodified stupidity is stupidity and has no place on ePlaya.
increasing the signal to noise ratio with compassion
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gaminwench
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The poodle from next door is reaaaally irritating. 
"the prophecies of doom were better last year" trilo
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I suppose that's better than the poodle drunk-online-buying. Maybe.
(A friend had the habit of clicking on everything he was considering into the online shopping cart. Then he'd review his shopping cart for item models, features, colours, etc., for what he would or wouldn't buy. One time, while doing this while drinking, he was facing a deadline whereby there was an accidental site overlap of three different broad discounts coming & going that were going to go to two, then one, before morning came, along with a free-shipping promo ending. With such an opportunity, he'd been clicking on everything from $800 mountain climbing boots through to every type of sandal & colour for his girlfriend, with all sorts of other footwear for them both in between. There was even a pair of mountain climbing boots for me in "maybe your size", 'cause clearout price, etc., even though I can't even hike anymore. Increasingly drunk, tired and with two of those discounts & free-shipping creeping up on their deadline, with his credit card already registered in the account, he simply clicked on pay now, signed out and stumbled off to bed. On the Monday, the first shipment arrived. Multiple boxes, with foot prints of six to eight large shoe boxes, stacked near shoulder high. Tuesday the same. Wednesday, only waist high. A few more stragglers arrived on Thursday & Friday. Astoundingly, with all of the discounts, that came in just under or just over $300. His friends got used to hearing "What size is your girlfriend/wife"? He used the $800 mountain climbing boots for ice climbing, and once the very well off people in his building recognized them, also for shovelling the snow off the 10' walkway to the sidewalk...)
(A friend had the habit of clicking on everything he was considering into the online shopping cart. Then he'd review his shopping cart for item models, features, colours, etc., for what he would or wouldn't buy. One time, while doing this while drinking, he was facing a deadline whereby there was an accidental site overlap of three different broad discounts coming & going that were going to go to two, then one, before morning came, along with a free-shipping promo ending. With such an opportunity, he'd been clicking on everything from $800 mountain climbing boots through to every type of sandal & colour for his girlfriend, with all sorts of other footwear for them both in between. There was even a pair of mountain climbing boots for me in "maybe your size", 'cause clearout price, etc., even though I can't even hike anymore. Increasingly drunk, tired and with two of those discounts & free-shipping creeping up on their deadline, with his credit card already registered in the account, he simply clicked on pay now, signed out and stumbled off to bed. On the Monday, the first shipment arrived. Multiple boxes, with foot prints of six to eight large shoe boxes, stacked near shoulder high. Tuesday the same. Wednesday, only waist high. A few more stragglers arrived on Thursday & Friday. Astoundingly, with all of the discounts, that came in just under or just over $300. His friends got used to hearing "What size is your girlfriend/wife"? He used the $800 mountain climbing boots for ice climbing, and once the very well off people in his building recognized them, also for shovelling the snow off the 10' walkway to the sidewalk...)
4.669
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That's one word I regret googling during breakfast.
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Video games are giving kids unrealistic expectations on how many swords they can carry.
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, but don't harm the red dragon that frequents the area from time to time. He and I have an agreement.
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That's one word I regret googling during breakfast.
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Video games are giving kids unrealistic expectations on how many swords they can carry.
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, but don't harm the red dragon that frequents the area from time to time. He and I have an agreement.
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Simon of the Playa
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The correct dosage is HALF a gummy, not the whole thing.
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That's one word I regret googling during breakfast.
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Video games are giving kids unrealistic expectations on how many swords they can carry.
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, but don't harm the red dragon that frequents the area from time to time. He and I have an agreement.
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That's one word I regret googling during breakfast.
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Video games are giving kids unrealistic expectations on how many swords they can carry.
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, but don't harm the red dragon that frequents the area from time to time. He and I have an agreement.
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Simon of the Playa
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lucky420
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If I gave enough of a shit to care about your opinion, I would, but I don’t and your tiresome…
Murica, fuck yeah🥴
Murica, fuck yeah🥴
Oh my god, it's HUGE!
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The Rod
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guns or no guns, we are fucked
"From each according to their ability and to each according to their needs" - Groucho Marx
if god can kill his only son you should be allowed to kill yours
if god can kill his only son you should be allowed to kill yours
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FlyingMonkey
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Fucked for sure but to be honest some of us are less fucked than others. Let me introduce you to my little friend...
I hope I didn't trigger anyone.
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Cultural appropriation? Do I go over to your house during one of your BDSM sessions and slap the Nazi SS officer hat off of your head? - Bob
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I want a G11!FlyingMonkey wrote: ↑Sun Jan 30, 2022 8:45 pmFucked for sure but to be honest some of us are less fucked than others. Let me introduce you to my little friend...
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I hope I didn't trigger anyone.
And a Sharps 45-90 Buffalo Gun! (with a red dot... and 3x magnifier)
And a red Ferrari to take my pony around in!
And I asked a girl what her new year resolutions were. She said "Fuck you!" I can hardly wait! 2022 is looking up!
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That's one word I regret googling during breakfast.
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Video games are giving kids unrealistic expectations on how many swords they can carry.
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, but don't harm the red dragon that frequents the area from time to time. He and I have an agreement.
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That's one word I regret googling during breakfast.
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Video games are giving kids unrealistic expectations on how many swords they can carry.
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, but don't harm the red dragon that frequents the area from time to time. He and I have an agreement.
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FlyingMonkey
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You have a Pony? Lets talk.Canoe wrote: ↑Sun Jan 30, 2022 8:54 pmI want a G11!FlyingMonkey wrote: ↑Sun Jan 30, 2022 8:45 pmFucked for sure but to be honest some of us are less fucked than others. Let me introduce you to my little friend...
ts12.jpg
I hope I didn't trigger anyone.
And a Sharps 45-90 Buffalo Gun! (with a red dot... and 3x magnifier)
And a red Ferrari to take my pony around in!
And I asked a girl what her new year resolutions were. She said "Fuck you!" I can hardly wait! 2022 is looking up!
Cultural appropriation? Do I go over to your house during one of your BDSM sessions and slap the Nazi SS officer hat off of your head? - Bob
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Not yet. I figure if I manage to come up with enough B.S. to get me the first two, I'm bound to have a pony in there somewhere.
4.669
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That's one word I regret googling during breakfast.
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Video games are giving kids unrealistic expectations on how many swords they can carry.
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, but don't harm the red dragon that frequents the area from time to time. He and I have an agreement.
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That's one word I regret googling during breakfast.
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Video games are giving kids unrealistic expectations on how many swords they can carry.
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, but don't harm the red dragon that frequents the area from time to time. He and I have an agreement.
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Simon of the Playa
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Frida Be You & Me
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FlyingMonkey
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Totally in favor of compulsory open carry of dildos but only with strict training requirements.Simon of the Playa wrote: ↑Mon Jan 31, 2022 9:21 amhttps://www.boredpanda.com/dildos-repla ... t-haughey/
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- To be honest, some of those looked more dangerous than a Glock 17.
Side note, I'd be interested to talk to some Ausies this year to see if they felt free or under the thumb of fascist tyrants over the last year. Hell, I just like talking to Ausies.
Cultural appropriation? Do I go over to your house during one of your BDSM sessions and slap the Nazi SS officer hat off of your head? - Bob
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Simon of the Playa
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FlyingMonkey
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Can you repeat that in the form of an image please?
Cultural appropriation? Do I go over to your house during one of your BDSM sessions and slap the Nazi SS officer hat off of your head? - Bob